Virgo (August 22 - September 21)

 

The first half of the month's added expenses may very well give ya an attitude that's akin to coming down from uppers! But don't get your balls in an uproar; this won't last long. When puttin- home from reamin' and creamin', beware of high speeds. Especially late at night, since you aren't as alert as usual. Keep your mind open for clues that will put you back in clit-chomping shape again!