Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

 

Up until now things were moving at about the speed of a turtle's swat. Well, stop pickin' your nose with your roach clip and countin' your dingleberries. Remember this month you will gain if you take advantage of one of your partner's past experiences. Believe it or not it's time to cut your ol' lady some slack! So after she has polished your machine, let her have the crunchy crusties in your crotch (with cream, of course).