Libra ( September 22 - October 22)

 

This month should bring an end to some problems surrounding your job. It seems as though some dipshit will try to outrank your class by dealing you a low blow. Ignore it. You'll be the one to come out on top, and he'll be left standing with his finger caught in his foreskin. You've not only got the cock that counts, but the talented testicles to go along with it. So please, pass the pussy and have a second helping too!