Leo (July 22 - August 21)

 

Your talents go deeper than burning up some hot twat. Right about now the broads are beginning to remind you of a huge, clutching clitoris! And, after drinking your ol' lady's strawberry douche and munching up the Preparation H, you should realize you've been sampling too much of that good bush. This can be the month for big accomplishments, so pull up those well-seasoned shorts and get your shit together.