Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
The last couple of months may have left ya with a sagging scrotum. Cheer up good times are ahead for you now. Your health is so outrageous it will curl your corns and put some jump in your joint. Any problems with your machine should be minor. So get in the wind for a week or two. It's far-out time to get back in touch with long-time buddies. You're sure to be pole vaulting with your prong alongside the best of the butt bandits. So unless she is picking up the tab, leave that bucket-butt behind!