Aries (March 21 - April 20)
Holy shit! You're coming into a very lucky period. Now is the time to head for Las Vegas or the races Maybe even have the rug rats save the labels off their Jolly Jack-off cereal and enter the contest. In other words, try your luck while you're hot! Now this doesn't mean to rush out and blow your wad. Save that for the vacant space between your ol' lady's ears, or else use it to cure some of those pimples on her ass!