Aquarius ( January 20 - February 18)
About the first of the month you could be blamed for someone else's fuckup. One of those bouncin' bottoms you've been rompin' with may have overdosed on some semen. Just tell the leaky cunt it wasn't your crooked crank. Some other dude has thrown a set of foul balls into the flies on her thighs. By the end of the month she'll be flapping her jaws in another direction, so don't shit your shades off!