You can help!
With my employer barely providing a cost-of-living raise and eliminating benefits as though capitalism is about to vanish, I would like you, a total stranger, to make up the shortfall in our annual budget.
That is only $400 per week and we know there are plenty of you out there who can afford to send that yourself without even noticing the difference in your bank balance. Those of you who cannot afford to send the entire $400 per week can certainly toss me a few bucks either as a one-shot deal, or on a regular basis.
I do not expect total strangers to pay for everything! I spend an incredible amount of money living the American dream, making my family proud of me, and impressing friends. If you knew what we paid in federal, state and local taxes, you would be appalled!
I neither drink nor use drugs. I am friendly, faithful, and hard-working. We rather enjoy the simple things in life like friendship, faith, prayer and meditation, music, fine arts, literature, a good debate, and baked macaroni & cheese.
You probably want to know what I will do with the money. I don't blame you. I plan to spend your money doing the same things we have always done with my money. Sadly, we cannot afford to do much of this stuff anymore. Some examples are listed below.
You were not invited to the party because you have sent no money; but if you are interested in being on our invitation list for parties we'd like to host, please write to me and I will let you know if I am interested in being your friend.
The situation is very stressful for me and I do not know what I will do without your help.
You can reach me via e-mail Dick Mac and I can provide you a mailing address, or you can simply send money to my PayPal account.
