Assumed Name: Mookie Ninjak
Aliases: Mojack, Mojackie, Smiegel
Physical Description: (see attached photo) 5'10" with black tarantula hair, pronounced skeletal features and pale greenish skin.
Training: Level 7 Mutant Mantis Ninja Assasin
Favored Weapons: Belligerent Sarcasm, Public Nudity, Brutal Video Camera
Notes:
This subject has been classified as "finger-waggin' dangerous", posing a threat only to priests and Shutdown fans. You may hear strains of Guyana Punchline, Lack of Interest and Against Me as he approaches. His only discernable weakness is that one of his fighting hands is usually occupied with holding a box of JuJuBes.
