So like, how do you guys write all those crucial riffs?
it's difficult to understand for those of you are not as crucial as us. but the process involves ben locking himself in his room, listening to TEN YARD FIGHT, jerking off and whatever comes out is the new riff. try it some time!
When are you guys going on tour agian?
we're goin out this winter with EARTH CRISIS and THROWDOWN. look for our split with BANE, coming out soon on EQUAL VISION! (seriously.)
What happened with you guys and FLOORPUNCH?
we played a show with them at CB's. during their set, we were rockin' out crucial hard in the pit, cuz come on man, it's fuckin' FLOORPUNCH! so we were throwin elbows and kicking our saucany's out with lightning speed. i think LaPointe stabbed someone or something, and those douchebag's in FLOORPUNCH stopped their set and started crying. so we told 'em that they were forgetting the struggle, and we decided to remind them of that by CRUSHING THEIR SKULLS AND EATING THEIR BONES. yeah, so we floorpunched FLOORPUNCH.
What happened with you guys and The Rocking Horse Winner?
we were on tour with SICK OF IT ALL. we were all having a great time, you know, it's like, your like fuckin on TOUR MAN! with fuckin SICK OF, we grew up listening to these guys in brooklyn back in '86. it was so brutal. those are great guys man, part of our family. anyway, we were on tour with them and we ended up going to this Denny's at like 3AM in Raleigh, North Carolina. So the Rocking Horse Weiner were playing there, and I saw the guitarist didn't have a black Ibanez seven string guitar. so we're like, "whose this douchebag think he is? fuckin not playing an Ibanez?" so we went up there and ripped his nuts out through his ass. fuckin pussies.
Is it true that you guys are all straightedge vegan christians?
yes. we try to keep it real, and never forget the streets. ya know, the streets, man...wait...the what?
