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| The Hero Super Cholo! | ||||||||||||
| Super Cholo started his life as a mild mannered tomato picker named Julio Rodriguez. Most of his life was spent in and out of America picking various vegetables from grapes to corn to tomatoes. He was making a little bit of money but enough to sustain himself when La Migra started showing up and started deporting his friends. After a few years of this he grew accustomed to it. One day while walking home he found a can of beans. He took them home and ate them not knowing they were contaminated with raw radioactive material. After he ate he started feeling strange. Power started flowing through his veins and he felt stonger then ever. He went to the fields the next day and soon came La Migra. They were harrasing one of his long time friends. He ran up to help and La Migra soon went after him as well. In a fit of anger he grabbed on of them and threw him. He flew into the others and they were astonished. No mexican could do that! They fled. Julio realized he had power that could help the mexican race. He ran home and quickly donned his Zoot Suit. From then on he was known as Super Cholo. He found he had powers to control the wind, he could fly and jump higher than any man. Because of those beans he could enjoy short bursts of wind that made him move faster than any man. He also found that thanks to his Columbian friends he now had Super Pot of Confusion! So strong it rendered any man immovable for a time. Screw Superman he was Super Cholo! He soon constucted an underground lair hidden between the borders. Noow he fights for truth, justice and the mexican way! | ||||||||||||
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| Ok now the real scoop on Super Cholo. Super Cholo is just a figment of my imagination. He is in no way connected to anyone. I just wanted to have a bit of fun, and behold here came Super Cholo. All I am ever asked is who Super Cholo really is. Do you really think I know? If you could look into my brain you would see many things that don't belong, ask my friends. Super Cholo first started a while ago and didn't really say much. But now I say quite a bit under that name and I am surprisingly wel known. (Hey I don't get it either.) After a while I noticed I was somehwta pushing thr envelope of political correctness. So I started to build more on it. Along came my sidekick Wetback Boy (if that doesn't push political correctness I do't know what will.) I figured a mexicans only true enemy was the border patrol so in they came as well. So now I had characters but noting else. So I came up with more weapons and in came the Bean Blaster and the Beanarang and what would a Super Hero be without a car, so in came the Roach Mobile. I figured mexicans are tied in with Marijuana. So I modeled it after a joint. That's the basics on the real Super Cholo. There really isn't much else, but Super Cholo is mysterious so you never really know. | ||||||||||||
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