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Alright! Listen up you fools! Only a few of you know the power of a good gun, so shut up and listen, ugly!
The Fist
Behold the mighty fist! I shall use one of these to give you periodic beatings while in this here boot camp! No marine goes anywhere without the trustworthy fist! If you have no ammunition or Sig-cow, what are you going to do? Punch them to death!
The Pistol
Go nowhere without a good 'ol pistol. God knows you will need it. Doesn't pack too big a punch, but in tight situations, it will need to do. You will come to love this little gun, as it will be your staple weapon in all your missions. Uses bullets.
The Double Pistols
Whats better than one pistol? Two pistols! Now, use these little rascals to pummel small people to death in extreme situations! Forget about the big folks! These will unload bullets at twice the rate of a pistol, allowing the quicker killing of enemies! Uses bullets.
The Riot Gun
Remember the shotgun? Who needs that? Fire away at higher rates of fire with this! Even better, fire it into a crowd and watch the results! Uses shells.
The Uzi
This bullet hose is perfect for destroying a large amounts of smaller demons, imps, and any other small enemies you encounter. Watch your ammunition, though. This gun uses it fast! Uses bullets.
The Double Uzis
Did I call the uzi a bullet hose? Then this is the firetruck! It pumps out so many bullets, even the massive Baron of Hell falls quickly before it. This gun will eat through bullets like a kid eats chocolate, so be careful! Uses bullets.
The Grenade Launcher
Throw grenade after grenade after those demonic demons! Nothing, not even me, likes to be hit with a massive grenade. If you arc your shot just right, you will even be able to shoot over walls and other characters to his a distant target! Just don't be near the explosion, 'cuz it hurts! Uses grenades.
The Sig-Cow
Ever wanted a gun that fired 6 bullets at once into a single target? Now you have one! If pumping a monster so full of lead that it weighs around 2 tons doesn't meet your fancy, break out the bayonet and stab those nasty little buggers to death! Yeehaw cowboy! This is my weapon of choice, as it also makes an excellent sniper weapon! Uses bullets.
The Railgun
Pick up your dead uranium slugs, and see how many monsters they travel through before being stopped cold by concrete! Firing one of these badboy railguns is a treat, because you can easily kill several monsters with one lined-up shot! Uses slugs.
The MkII Plasma Rifle
If you liked your old Plasma Rifle, you'll love this one! It now sports an even higher rate of fire than normal! Hose down those enemies with the blue plasma balls of death! Plus, don't worry about that pesky recoil the old one had, this one is improved and doesn't do that! Uses cells.
The Fuel Rod Gun
Who needs a rocket launcher when you have the Fuel Rod Gun? Fire green explosive rods at the enemy and watch as the resulting heat and explosions bake them! When you have this gun, you are cooking with gas! Uses fuel rods.