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Current Diary |
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27th April 2003 |
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AYE THANG YUU, Evil Sidney!
This week's wonderful Diary is written by the lovely Si-dei-ny, the first new DoD's guest writer!
And hasn't he done well? |
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I entered the room to a barrage of questions. 'Have you got a patterdales?' Missdaisythatsme asked. A test! No one told me I'd be answering questions. Damn them! I quickly answered by asking a question, a trick I'd learnt at Evil School in double How to Avoid Answering Questions, and was promptly ignored. So far so good. |
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Joinmeforadrink entered the room offering me salutation, which I took and sold for a tidy profit. Hot on her heels was Mr Pondexter claiming that his Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh was longer than mine. Damn that man he's obsessed with size! He then asked me about JonnyLiar a brief life in Diadem. I informed him that I had in fact killed him as he had bored me. |
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Join leant in close and kissed Pond claiming she needed something to make her sick and kissing him was just the ticket. It must be those pants he wears. After a brief discussion on Pond actually being Michael Moore, Babe entered the room mwahing me and enquiring to whether Join was drunk. Bit of a stupid question that one, me thinks. |
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Suddenly hot action was mentioned, don't as me why I can't even find the reason in the log. The hot action soon turned to Diadem Porn! I ran out to find a mirror for the ceiling while Pond revealed that he had cooked for 8 kidnapped Chinese students that were easy but not as easy as Gina, apparently.
Mumbling started as Pond told that he once wore a kilt like the man on his Porridge Box. Babe went all wet at the mouth and demanded a pic whilst Pond was forced to admit he'd made the whole thing up.
Whilst all this was going on Join confessed to having a parrot in her pocket, as Missdaisythatsme wanted to disappear into her pocket away from this strange land. Well we've all wanted to do that! Kodgetts asked if we were playing guessing games but we left him to guess about that. SamFinch lost his Aardvaark but we did figure out that it wasn't in Scotland although Babe was. |
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With out warning Pond found himself out of lol's luckily I could offer him some of my spare lol's. I stole them from [[ The One ]] who hadn't missed them because he never used them.
The last thing I remember before I slipped into a drunken haze was Babe pointing at things with her nipples, causing blindness to many in the room. |
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