Snickers
and
Giggles
Top 5 ways to know
you have too many pets:


1.  When you have more pets than Santa has reindeer.

2.  When you pay $50 for groceries and the list looks like this:
Lettuce for the rabbits,
apples for the birds,
fish food,
dog food,
guinea pig food,
rabbit food,
bird food
four cokes
--and all you have is the cokes.

3.  When you have dog crates for bedside tables.

4.  When you stand in your yard and can't remember the name of the dog that is digging the hole so you just holler, "You, you know your name, STOP IT!"

5.  When you put your makeup on in the morning and you see your dog's face in the mirror before you see yours because his head is on your shoulder the entire time.
Shelter Stories by John Patrick McDonnell from the series "Mutts"
                        
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