I know you're thinking, WHAT?! AGAIN? But I couldn't help myself.. I got addicted and just a little bored with my deadjournal. And I know I need a life, so why not start working on a site to see if I can actually get my skills ready for when I become a computer genius? Okay, okay... I won't become a computer genius... I'm not even smart but who cares? A girl can dream can't she?? ^.^
This may turn into a side blog once again. But most of my entries will be on
my deadjournal, so check that first before coming to read this stupid thing, okay?
Okay! Well...
Merry Holidays!
November 27, 2003 19:55 PM "::damns the control key to eternal suff'ring in her sister's toy box::" ^^ I'm weird.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Whee! Yeah! Today was/still is Thanksgiving. Usually Thanksgiving was fun, but holidays don't seem fun when you're stuck with people that are either way too older than you or way too younger than you. Damn you Michael! God! I know you're creepy n' all but you could've been at Thanksgiving with me! Heh.. He doesn't even read this.
Yeah! I blogged today! And there was nothing really to blog about! Whee! But since when do I ever have anything to blog about.
Wait, scratch that. But anyway: Danny's with Mandy! How sweet! ^^ And um.. yeah! ^^
^^ Isn't is so cute? ^^
Ahh yes.. I am obsessed with JM. (Even if he does ask weird questions -.-;;)Heh. ^^ I met this really cool guy on gaia. He's 21. ((I still think he's a pedofile though, and hopefully he's not going to read this...))
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
November 22, 2003 18:03 PM "Did you and Danny do something naughty?" Me
Ahh well.. lets see... I went and spent the day err well most of it, at the Ray Competition! ^^ And.. well.. Lots of stuff happened. I SUCKED. Yeah, I was the worst! ^^ But I still had fun anyways.
Let's start from the very beginning... well were were wating outside, and I gave my money to Everett and guess who pops up outta no where - RAWRKY! ^^ Well, I was really hyper, and was trying to get Jay to let me pet his hair, while jumping up and down when Rawrky puts his hand on my head and goes, "Calm down..." As you can tell, there Rawrky will play a big part in my day. Whee!
Then when we got inside, I had to go compete in my prose.. and then I came back and was just chilling with Jay and Drew.. and yeah. But anyway, Rawrky comes up and says to Everett, "Have you seen my binder/folder?" and then he says that Ray stole it and lost it. And Everett had everyone looking for it. But then, Ray had the bright idea to ask Rocky if he knew his piece - and Rocky did.. soo.. He asked to borrow someone's binder. Drew volunteered my little prose binder and I was all, "Yeah. Sure, go ahead." So Rocky took it and competed in Poetry.
During that time Rocky was gone (WITH MY BINDER) I subbed for Tyler in duet improv with Emily Johnson. We sucked. lol. But anywayz... When I came back, and saw Rawrky, I said, "Hey! Rocky! Where's my binder?" Then he had the look of pure shock on his face.
"I-I lost it!" He said. I was all "eh?!" and then I had to wait for an hour til they found it again. No I was not uptight about it. Whee! Well, I've been declared "almost hard to beat" in arm wrestling by Jay. Oy, what an accomplishment. And this really small sixth grader is now one of my new brothers - ADAM! Whee!
Oh, and uhm.. Bobby had to remind me of me and Jimmy's break up didn't he? Well not exactly. He said, "Hey you're the girl that's with Jimmy right?"
Then I went, "No, he broke up with me."
Bobby: Nah.. That's not right. How'd he do it?
Me: It was after the King Tournament... when he got home he IMed me and launched off into this story about him and Michelle and Renee.
Bobby: That Michelle?
Me: No, Dunn. Well anyway... he broke up with me online.. over the internet... on AIM!
Bobby: That's not right. I'm going to smack him.
YAY! Go Bobby! Heehee. I really don't want to talk about anything but the tournament cause everything went downhill. But little sixer Adam called me funny! I was all, "ME?! Funny?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No. You've got to be kidding."
Jimmy's so.. urgh...
And I know you're expecting this so...
I LOVE JM!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
November 21, 2003 18:56 PM "I swear if I didn't have a boyfriend, and was a piece of paper, I would go out with my Schroeder paper!" Me!
One must always learn how to avoid stupid conversations like this one:
edman2478411: dee
edman2478411: colten's over
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: who?
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: who?!
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: mreh.
edman2478411: colten short dude
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: ::blinks::
edman2478411: with spike
edman2478411: s
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: um..
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: ::tries to remember::
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: Do I know him?
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: Have I met him?
edman2478411: yeah short dude
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: Do I think he's funny
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: ?
edman2478411: long hair
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: I know a short dude
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: his name is Ace
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: ...
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: ::thinks::
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: No
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: I can't remember
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: I prolly know him by the way he looks
edman2478411: no COLTEN
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: I can only picture a midgit
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: with an alpha spike
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: ^^
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: alphalpha...
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: YW(*$@&)(
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: what is that wierd guy's name?!!
edman2478411: I AM NOT WEIRD
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: NO NOT YOU
edman2478411: yes i am
edman2478411: nooo
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: THAT KID WITH THE WEIRD COW LICK
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: that has a friend named Spanky
edman2478411: COW LICK YOUR MOM
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: O.o
edman2478411: heh don't mind him
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: Can I name him spanky?
edman2478411: go for it
edman2478411: he loves u
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: um..
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: err..
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: okay.
edman2478411: so do he
edman2478411: colten love you
edman2478411: so do edy
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: I love him too? I LOVE SPANKY?
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: Yay! Edy loves me!
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: ^^
edman2478411: and COLTEN wants to go out with u
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: I have a boyfriend
edman2478411: so does edy
edman2478411: punches colten
edman2478411: owww
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: Waah
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: who's who?
edman2478411: yo mam
edman2478411: a
edman2478411: ooooooo
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: Edy punched Spanky?
edman2478411: aaaaaahhhhhh
edman2478411: yes
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: okay.
edman2478411: SPANK ME EDY|
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: LMAO
edman2478411: ooooo oooooh
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: ::blink::
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: what have you two been smoking?
edman2478411: yo mama
edman2478411: ass
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: O.o
edman2478411: 's
edman2478411: pooo
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: I don't like my mom
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: so, I don't care.
edman2478411: o yeah
edman2478411: but i do
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: O.o
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: The only cool thing about my mom is that she threatens to hurt people with surgery utensils
edman2478411: i want her to do me
edman2478411: a surgary
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: ::blink::
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: Eeeeedy?
edman2478411: colten
edman2478411: edy
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: Well, Edy: Hurt Spanky.
edman2478411: ooh
edman2478411: oh
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: Set bees on him.
edman2478411: ooh
edman2478411: edy \
edman2478411: oohh
edman2478411: ooh
edman2478411: ooh
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: how funny. yet predictable.
edman2478411: very
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: Whee. Now I will show the stupidity to the world!
edman2478411: wanna picture of us
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: um
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: okay..
SeCkSeA sTaLkEr: you better not be naked. I don't want to see what both of you do.
edman2478411: oh you'll find out
Well now wasn't that just stupid? Heehee.. Well nothing really exciting happend today. I have to go to a Theatre Competition tommorrow and I just found a hole in my pants. Yeah. I never noticed it until now. But anyway... Today I was obsessing over my new found lover (well not exactly new found, just well, a new lover? AAHH I mean, my infatuation that I've had since 6th grade and a dream that came true!) and my Schroeder!
Ask Kathleen about our Halloween Costumes for next year! We're going to either be something weird or some peanuts characters - I'M SCHROEDER! ^^ Well yeah.. Nothing else to be said! ^^
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
Hah! That part always reminds me of Matthew Tien. Nothing much to say except make a little face that sums everything:
>.<
Aah.. yeah. I think my body tells me that I eat too much, or I'm going unconsciously anorexic. Hopefully not. Oh well. Argh. I feel like shit. Whee.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
November 18, 2003 20:54 PM You can always tell when someone is bored...
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
November 18, 2003 20:27 PM "I'm not a hater, I'm just hating." Andi
Have you ever wondered what went through a butterfly's mind? I never really did until today. Gah... On the bus, Kathleen pointed out that there was a butterfly behind me... So we were trying to blow it away (no, not kinkily..) and then the bus turned and the butterfly landed on my leg! And THEN it started crawling up to my crotch.. so I renamed it from "Wormy" to Eleno! And then Victor killed it.. but thats what a child molester deserves, neh? Butterflies are creepier than purple dragonflies...almost.
Speaking of Eleno... He asked me out... AGAIN! He already did yesterday... and I turned him down... and I turned him down again! I mean, he asked out 12 girls yesterday, and they all turned him down. And today, he re-asked them out and the re-turned him down! I think I'll get JM to kill him again.. whee!
Doesn't Dixie's dead journal rock? I want one, and soon I might get one! ^^ Soo happy! ^^
Also, I have a new username on gaia... I have the same avatar, just a new username.. Its Ki Kianeki translated to English from Hawiian to Dee Dianet... Could you tell that there was no Diandra? ^^
I LUFF...err... you already know! ^^
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
November 16, 2003 10:15 AM "The Galapagos Islands!" ::munch::
New layout, and short entry. I'm going to church in a little while so, this is all until I reupdate my blog! ^^
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
November 15, 2003 12:09 AM �Mommy, God made me special on purpose� right?� ^^ Kristi
Argh� its amazing how slow this week has been. Not only do I not have Jimmy anymore ::holds her head up high:: and I�ve survived! And no� I didn�t do anything too stupid. ::squeals:: Unless you call telling your crush that you like him a lot is really stupid. I mean, come on� Who couldn�t help themselves if your crush just found out that you liked him ALL last year and some of the sixth grade? ^^ Funny thing is, we had just figured out that we were very close friends and maybe even best friends, so I had to tell him that I happened to have a crush on him throughout the seventh grade� didn�t I?
�And I prefer to call my obsession, a great interest in or that I�m madly in love� because obsession just really doesn�t fit the situation. I mean, I know I�m obsessed� but, it doesn�t sound nice.
On a scale of 1 � 10, I like him:
DeMeNtEd MnKy: Between 8 � 9. whoo. Obsession. ^^
Can�t you tell? I mean, come on people� Its really obvious, isn�t it? It is. ^^ At least I didn�t say anything stupid when Cynthia said, �Hey Diandra, have you ever thought of getting with Althorp?� aiee� That would be just wrong� and Althorp is DISGUSTING! Eww� he�s so nasty� like in Tech today� ::shudder:: Ask Drew. Just ask Drew.
I wonder why people ask me why I like hugs� I like hugs, well, because they are hugs! A simple sign of affection! Hugs! ^^ Silly people that wonder why I like hugs� who wouldn�t (aside from Ashley)?
Did you hear that� that� Eleno is desperate? Yes, he is very desperate. Very, very desperate. As soon as I said that Jimmy and I were over, he said �Dee! What�s your number?� >< I must get JM to smack him, and not pretend like �*chops 7th grader up again with axe*� but actually really get Eleno good.
::Whines:: I think I screwed up my chance of going out with JM! ::More whining and sad looks:: Rawr� He said something about people nagging him to ask me out, and I replied, �You don�t have to if you don�t wanna.� RAWR! I screwed it up, majorly.
Did I also mention that Nabila is desperate? Not only did she lie to Jimmy about liking him last year, because I�m sure she didn�t even know who he was last year� I�m not sure. I do know she didn�t know him last year. What a lying little bitch! And then notice, she tells him she likes him as soon as we break up� Dude� what kind of friend is that? What kind of desperate moron (excluding Eleno) would do that? Let me spell it out � N A B I L A.
::sigh:: Now back to my earlier topic, I SCREWED UP MY CHANCES WITH JM! ::sobs:: Waahh� ::whines and sad looks:: (I feel like a puppy)� But anyway, I should have never said, �You don�t have to if you don�t wanna.� >< How pathetic am I??
Pathetic enough to not stop whining about it. Let�s move to a nicer topic� like� Child molesters!
Did you know that Baker employed child molesters? I didn�t� well actually I did, if you count the Lester the Molester janitor. But I really think that the Science Sub was a child molester and that Mr. Forni is one too. ::shudders::
The seventh graders were gone all day! It was heaven on earth! Except there was no Kristi and no Victor, but still� Must I spell it out again? No seventh graders, meant no dodging ex-boyfriends� which you should know who that is already. You don�t? Whee! I get to spell again! J I M M Y! That meant not seeing him! Oh� and if you want to hear what I actually said (not the nice version that I put up here) ask Drew.
Tee hee� I�m tired, pathetic and in �luve�� ::squeal::
The dearest lovesick frog,
Dee
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
November 2, 2003 15:33PM
"CANDY!" "What? Ghandi?" My Brother and My Dad ^^
"Hey look! There's pe... hey wait.. those are seagulls, not penguins.."^^;;; Kathleen!
"chickens insult people... all the time, all you ever hear is, 'ba-ka!!!!'" Alphacrusher (Jon.. I think from gaia)
"Why are dots called dots when they aren't dots? They're little cones..." Katy ^^
Whoo! Four quotes for four days ^^ Let's start with my happy friday...
Okay well... I went to Stick Boy Vincent's Party (ask Ace, Katrina or Althorp) and lots of people were there ^^. I was dressed up as a period goth.. and I liked it! Mwhahahahahhaha! (I'm high off of dots as I write this ^^;;;) Well anyway, mostly I talked to Daryl (I REMEMBERED HIS NAME! GO ME!) and Althorp... and this dude asked me what a goth was and I had to explain it... I mean, come on, who doesn't know what a goth is??! ^^ Althorp was flicking coke tabs and there was silly string and Katrina and Ace were there. Katrina was talking about J on the Cob and Greg. Don't ask me why... Althorp declared war on all the girls and then I hit him and he said "Except for you Diandra!!" ^^ I'm so cool. Dude.. Althorp was the only one that I actually hung out with the most other than making fun of Maryanne (Partay Goer!) and Katrina (Whee!) and Daryl (Stupid Kid who's name I forgot, who likes Mrs. Guerrero (My 5th grade Social Studies teacher who didn't know my name..)) and Ace (..messed up spikes..)
After stick boy's partay.. Well, I left early...I went to Ash's! Sweet! Kim and Cassie were there too ^^ We rock man!! Mostly they grunged on candy, I was a TV addict, Kim was Kim-like and Ash was crazy. Like usual, neh? I really didn't grunge on candy cause I lefted myne at my house... Oh yeah, I forgot to mention about MY trick-o-treating! Hehe.. I will later ^^. Well anyway, we watched random movies and stuffs and I got to watch part of my Lawrence of Arabia yesterday morning but Cassie left and we felt bad so we stopped watching it. >< Heh. FWOOMP! Die Swafford Nurse! DIEEEE! ...Blood The Last Vampire... Private Eyes... Lawrence of Arabia ... ^^ Great Movies for partays! We also were back yard peekers and looked for ducks ^^ on Ash's trampoline. Did I mention the pillow fight and the tent?
Well... as soon as I got into my costume (before the partays) I went trick-o-treating with my brother and sister ^^. I got a heckuva lot more candy than them too! I think because I was older, and they were alot of cool guys (punks!) at this one house that I see walking to their bus stop.. they were really good looking freshmen... They gave me like twice the amount than my brother and my sister. ^^ Yay! Go them!! :D Also I met like Zach's new neighbor lady... She's from New York and was on the phone when we knocked. She was all "Its so wierd down here... They're so polite they say thank you and good bye when you give them candy.. (I'm talking to someone from New York.. I just moved down to Corpus).." She was nice ^^. Oh yeah.. I forgot about the doggie ><. We were trick-o-treating when this dog comes up behind us and then a group of girls comes screaming behind us! "Blaackie! Here puppy, puppy!" But the dog just wanted to follow me! It was so sad... The dog was hit by a car, and the driver just left it there and drove off.. but he was in pretty good shape. So the doggie followed me and the girls called Animal rescue.
Ahh yeah... and due to a misunderstanding.. me and Jimmy almost broke up but we're still together ^^ yay! Thank you Katy! (Yay! Katy isn't THAT mad at me anymore!! ^^)
I really need to do my English and History stuffs... Whee... Comment! Cause I say soo ...
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 29, 2003 15:28 PM
Punctuation Marks are stupid, speshully this one.
Mreh... I feel so selfish. The only reason I was ever thinking of breaking up with Jimmy was because I thought it might stop the stupid comments about me being a ho... Maybe I am a gardening tool. Wow. I feel really bad, like the bad to where I can't eat and I must force feed myself. God.. the food will not go down. I don't feel good.. like puking I might add.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 28, 2003 17:45 PM
"But I don't want to have your baby..." Me, Manuel, Josh and Richard
History was fun! I had M&Ms! And when I got home, we had Pizza! Wonderful day, ne? Picture day was cancelled so it was like a free dress day :) :) except I hated my clingity shirt... it kept riding up ><
History was history... you'd have to be there. I "flirted" to put it in those guys words... I was not flirting... *shifty look, clings to air, names the air Jimmy* I am perfectly content.
I need counseling and Nabi is not that good of a counselor. Nope. Hmm... maybe I should just go to JM, he's been my counselor for the longest time now.. so... he should get on so he can be my counselor!! Sweet!
Today was relatively boring. IM me!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 27, 2003 21:44 PM
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
Has anyone noticed how I hate the human race? You haven't? Ahh... Let's quote another away message: To be able to express one�s feelings�To stay alive� to thrive��Hidden emotions, bottled up inside. Stupid people are so mean... They judge and laugh, but when they are the butt of the judging they hate it. But as the constitution says, in the first Ammendment, the right of free speech. I can't stop people from thinking what they think or saying what they want, but I can make them realize how horrid it is to be a stupid judgemental person.. but alas! No one listens to the slut... the slut has no feelings... the slut is the desperate one. She's also a psycho bitch... but its not like anyone cares. I could look back on this and come up with morals I already have. Fuck the stupid .
I couldn't finish it.. but oh well. Is that what people really think of me as? A psycho bitch and a stupid slut? Honestly... Do I give out that impression? Do I? I'm sick and tired of telling myself, "Oh. They're just jealous. Takes one to know one." I am oblivious to what they say.. I am oblivious! Then why do I have that undeniable feeling of throwing myself on my bed and crying?
Why do I shiver? Why do I preach? Why do I try so hard to be nice and just get stuff thrown back in my face? Why is it, when I actually find a guy that I really like and its not just an infatuation, people become stupid and judgemental?
And where is the person you want most in the world to wrap you up in a hug, stroke your hair, tell you everything is all right and that Tommorrow is another day?
I will not smile for picture day. Nor do I think I'll smile at all. Not with these stupid thoughts in my head. Not with stupid judgemental people. Not when I cry.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 26, 2003 10:20 AM
"His but goes up and doooown.." Jessica
I'm tired, but I'm blogging. My feet and my legs hurt... Maybe cause I was running around GP so much and then when I got home I changed into blue jeans and we walked around Best Buy, Target, church and HEB.
Guess what! Guess what! Guess damnit!! Okay! I finally got Lawrence of Arabia on DVD! *squeals* You know... LAWRENCE OF ARABIA! *more squealing* Sooo happy! *squeals like a school girl*
I'm too lazy to go to Petsmart. So I get to stay home and sit here for the day. I have dubbed myself everyone's good luck charm... err... well... certain people's good luck charm. Like: Jimmy and Ashley.
We got a new telephone that looks kinda like a remote control cause there is no attanae. *pokes it* Its scary!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 25, 2003 19:37 PM
"I'll just have to make myself taller and stuff my bra! I'm a highschooler!" {GP Tournament}
Ahh.. stinky mom. Short entry. Will continue later!
20:21 PM
Continuation! GP was so fun today and guess what? Jimmy rocked! ..well at least as long as I was there. He broke to semifinals for both Extempt (I fixed it! My brain's still at GP though) and Oratory. *waves a shako that says: "I Love Jimmy!"* Boomer and Timmy were there.
Boomer is one of my husbands. I have 5 husbands (Boomer, Jimmy, JM, Rubberduckie and Derek) and 1 wife (Christine)! But I'm straight. Very straight.
Timmy is cute. I said that and then Jessica *cough* made me tell him that I thought he was cute. *shifty look* I love Jimmy!
Theatre moticational dances: The can-can and the Macarena. I'm too bored to update anymore so.. I'll finish tommorrow.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 20, 2003 20:27 PM
"IM JM!" "What? You're not JM!" Everett and Jimmy... LMAO
DAMN MY COMPUTER! I was having a nice conversation with JM and then it goes *poof* and screws up. I HATE YOU COMPUTER! Man >< and then when I get back.. he's gone! *cries*
I'm sorry computer.. I love you! Not as much as Jimmy and *ahem*Johnny Depp, Orlanda Bloom, Sean Biggerstaff, a young Peter O'Toole*ahem* and *coughacough* <~~~ Disguised for obvious reasons.
I like being coached.. must get moreee! Go-gaia's fun... *coughacough* is better :D and Jimmy is better too. I'm afraid to break up with him and I really don't wanna, but I'm getting to think. I don't ever want to hurt Jimmy... and I don't want to make him feel bad >< I want our relationship to last as long as it can.. but what happens when I move on to highschool? Mreh... that's inevitable.
At the same time I'm developing feelings for a friend. No I don't like him, but he's worrying me. Really worrying me. We've become close during these last few weeks and I don't want to hurt him. Not ever. I don't want to hurt anyone! DAMNIT! Where's Dr. Phil or Oprah when you need 'em? EH? EHHH?
I don't want to hurt Jimmy.. I don't want to hurt *coughacough*.. I want both of 'em to be happy.. but I don't know how to keep them both happy without sacrificing... I really like both of them, and of course I heart Jimmy more out of the two.. but its gonna have to end >< I don't want it to end but.. yeah.. @$&*($!*&@*($$) I wish highschool and middle school would just combine so I wouldn't have to leave Jimmy at the end of the year if our relationship lasts that long. *sigh*
What should I do? Comment and tell me.. or email me at [email protected] ... Soo torn up..
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 19, 2003 00:52 AM
If you weren't "married" to Caitlyn, I'd demand that you "marry" me - Me being crazy with my bestest friend
If my whole life will just be one big misunderstanding, why not try to get things cleared up? Okay well...
I don't care if you hate me, I am what I am. Don't compare, I have a heart. You give me the same speech over and over again. If you were me and I were you it wouldn't matter. But you see, I once wanted to be like you. The witty one, the one with many friends. Accept me for who I am, and if you're my friend, you would've done that a long time ago. So all this really means is, I don't give a fuck. Um.. yeah.
Current Away Message on AIM: I'd like to thank my best friend for understanding and listening. He's not on right now, but he's the best friend a girl could wish for. Its to him I dedicate this away message to.
Sure, I may have been a bitch, but he understands. He was there to make me feel better and now I don't give a crap what other people think. Its amazing how out of many friends, you'll only have one best friend that you cherish... He's the lucky one out of all of them.
Its true. I've found my best friend, and I'm never letting go. I just hope we can stay friends for as long as we can. It's all I ever needed.. someone who understands, the person that will always be there for me.. the one I can run to when I need a friend the most. Its not everyday you find a person like that. I'm really lucky, and I wish other people could find a friend like that.
I know I'm changing. Everyone is changing. I rather like my new self. Its opinionated and accepting me for who I am now. Its not wanting to be like someone else.
I do have a heart. Just because I'm well off, doesn't mean I can't feel. Ahh.. but then again, none of my friends really care do they? I'm starting to believe they're the ones that are cruel and cold.
Tell me the same thing over and over again! I get it! Geez! I can comprehend you know! Ahh.. but you wouldn't know would you? You're too busy comparing, too busy telling me crap that I've heard, to busy bitching at me to notice that I'm actually listening. And like my best friend said, I'm going through tough times, I have a right to complain. And wouldn't you know it?
Thank you, JM. You're the best friend a person can wish for. I know you're probably not gonna read this, and I've told you a million times, but its true. You're like the big brother I never had... except your dearer to me than that.
I really do like Jimmy. And for all you non-believers out there, kiss my toe!
10:30 AM
Obviously I did not make myself clear. That whole underlined passage was to mean: I don't care what you think (you know who you are). And in response to someone elses away message...
I told them. I told them alot. I let them in, I let them try to know me. I tried to run to them. But they had been around you so much they were willing to see it from your point of view and not listen. I don't even know why you're mad. And I've already admitted I'm a bitch. I've forgiven and forgotten and you're just making this drag on longer.
My away message isn't to flaunt. Its just my stupid way of celebrating. Not everyone can be my best friend can they?
13:43 PM
New blog! Hope you like it. Its so pink its scaring me, but then again, I actually like it. A new start, a new blog. Well anyway...
I can't eat. Its scaring me... if you know me enough, you know that I can eat.. but I can't.. after a few bites my body tells me I'm full and cleches my throat and I can't eat. I'll force it, but it makes me feel bad.
No, I am not anorexic.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 18, 2003 14:35 PM
No funny quote today...
Last night was the worst night I can ever remember. I don't even know why all these people were starting to call me a bitch. They have their reasons and I really don't care right now. Its not like anyone believed me.
The only real friends I could say I had last night were Jimmy and Derek (my online friend from NY). Except, Jimmy didn't believe until he called me and we sat on the phone and raised the phone bills up insanely high. I kinda cried for about a hour or two.
If you want to know more, just ask me.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 10, 2003 12:41 PM
I'm Little Red Goldilocks.
I'm in tech, again! :D Althorp beat me today, but I've got a blog and he doesn't so I'm so much better!! Jimmy wasn't here today and I pretended to be a chicken farmer and a hobo and a stewardess... Amy's crazy. But you knew that already didn't you?
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 6, 2003 12:18 PM
When I grow up, I wanna a be a magical baby!
Whee! It was raining about 10 minutes ago so I had to run through the rain. The thing is, I'm wearing my new Theatre Shirt which happens to be see-through even when its dry. So... when its wet... GAH!
Go gaia is busted... Moosh! OOH THUNDER! Thunderstruck! ACDC! Lol! Jimmy was all, "Oh crap! Dee's wearing a white shirt!" And I said, "You know you like it!" ;p
Sunburns hurt >< We did improve in theatre and I think I have a bruise on my butt from falling off of the block. Poor Ed.... (Ed is my block) Kathleen doesn't make that insane of an insane asylum escapee.
I'm bored, can you tell? I've never had a Krispy Kreme *Cries* I'm so incomplete.
OH! YOU SECKSEA TREE YOU! lmao! Pecan trees are so secksea. I have a new sn its seckseastalker (for aim)... Cause you know I'm secksea, and I like to stalk things?
I heart Jimmy!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 4, 2003 18:03 PM
I smell like M&M's and carwash soap
I really do smell like carwash soap and M&M's. Went to the carwash, gee was it fun! Gee. I sound like some 1920's school girl. Mwahahahaha.
Let's start from the beginning. Well, at the car wash today I wash a frickin' lot of cars. I brought my trusty sponge, which I ended up naming Pants and I called it my child. I babysat, literally, I sat on Pants. Mufasa, Jimmy, Jay, Katy, and Drew were there. Oh yeah, so was Richard Beck and his sister. I got Richard's mom to hit Richard! :D That was so enjoyable. I mean they like killed me so... yeah. Eleno was wierd. He was all "I'll rape you for you!" He has sick fantasies.
Everett officially dubbed Jimmy as my "puppy." I named him Colgate!I'm really really tan. Jimmy was supposed to kiss me today, but he hesitated and never did it. Its all his fault. Every 10 minutes Everett would say "Jimmy! Diandra! Stop flirting and work!" and the first time she said it, I was insulting Eleno. Not flirting with Jimmy.
Jessica washes people. Its wierd. She kept scrubbing my arm in clockwise circles. I was talking to a guy that Jimmy knows. He's cool. "I don't know you, but high five!" lol. *gasp* Jay harrased me with my sponge.
Jay kept trying to steal my sponge, and he somehow ended up in getting a whole lot of soap on my boob area. Everyone was going crazy and messing around and abusing each other. Rand showed up and got a car wash. 'Twas scary. Elsa helped with car washing too :) Crystal and I were going crazy. While Jay molested my mole and me. I was lovin on Jimmy a whole lot.
I love Jimmy!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
October 3, 2003 12:47 PM
If only I could find my pants..
George Bush is scary. Wah! *hides* I'm insanely bored. Mwahahahaha. I'm hungry.
Tomorrow is the Theatre Car Wash. I will be there all day - With Jimmy! *squeal* I get to wash my hair with car soap again! Geometry sucks.. Mrs. Swafford sucks... @&$*@^@#*$&@$*@( Yeah.
Jimmy was supposed to kiss me but he didn't. *pouts* Mr. Forni walked by and asked "What's up?" and I did my shifty look and said "Nothing..."
I'm off to do Harry Potter AR testing! Mwahahahahaha! and I love Jimmy!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
September 30, 2003 12:36 PM
Jay violates moles... (Theatre, you had to be there)
I heart Jimmay (x a lot!) I used two words, so Mr. Moulder can not get mad at me. By the way, my obsession paper was on Acting. Duh. I would've done Jimmy, but well... that would have just been "I heart Jimmy" over and over and over... you get the point right?
My parents know about me and Jimmy. I'm gonna die? Well not really. My mom just stares at me and my dad is all "Jimmy Mac! When are you coming back!" and me, well, I'm just sitting there banging my head against the keyboard. Poor keyboard.
XOOL is MINE! Mine I tell you. :P No one except me can have it! Except maybe Jimmy, but its still mine!
Cameron Park has sexy feet. Agh. Courier screws up the cool little faces. Aaron thinks Cameron has sexy legs... oooo!
*prance* I am prancing for my own little reason and yes, it does have to do with Jimmy.
OOh! I heart him so?
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
September 29, 2003 12:59 PM
XOOL! (Jimmy's Typo)
You can't claim xool, Jimmy! I already claimed it! Oh anyway... Here I am in Tech... updating again :)I heart Jimmay!
I made him a blog :) It looks exactly like mine except more masculine. LOL *snort* I'm the xoolest! Mwahahahaha!
I'm bored. Me and Katy are friends again! :)
Oh, and the IM wasn't Kathleen, it was Katy. Me soo smart!
I love Jimmy!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
September 27, 2003 21:10 PM
"Why can't everyone say something fun... Like MEWF?" a guy from gaia
I don't know the meaning of depression do I? I know that I'm sad, and I feel like cutting (again). I've got Katy and Kathleen mad at me. Supposedly I'm using Jimmy. But they haven't been listening to me have they? I really really like him. Just because I changed over the summer doesn't mean I don't have emotions too.
cybrrTooth: Everyone isnt mad at you. just me and katy
DeMeNtEd MnKy: I don't even know why she's mad
cybrrTooth: and possibly Jen cuz she just told me today she had a feeling you were usding Jimmy which is ironic cuz i havent told her my 'pinion bouts that yet. cybrrTooth: Why Katy is mad?
DeMeNtEd MnKy: since when have I used Jimmy?
cybrrTooth: Since you jsut wanted the attention, thats when
cybrrTooth: you dont treat him like your crushes. You don't obsess...you don't act like you like him. And you barley hug him and then get pissed from random reasons. It all for the attention and only Jimmy doesn't know that.
cybrrTooth: And I'll sick Jenni on you if you hurt him, ya gots that?
cybrrTooth: brb, gatta change PCs
cybrrTooth signed off at 9:08:24 PM.
I need my Jimmy... I'm off to ponder the meaning of depression and cry.
21:48
I've cried too much.. I'm shivering.. My only response to Katy and Kathleen is: Be mad at me. I don't really care... I mean, they haven't been inside my mind. I think about Jimmy a whole fuckin lot, I can't say all the time since some people take up my time. But then again, some people don't really care about feelings do they?
My eyes hurt. Isn't it bad to cry too much?
I need my Jimmy, and I need him now ><.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
September 19, 2003 21:13 PM
"YOU, OFF MY PLANET!" Ashley quoting a bumper sticker to Althorp
Lalalala... Happy birthday Ash! I'm bored and I just got done watching "Stitch! The Movie." It was funny. Damn cold, I couldn't spend the night at Ash's because I felt way too sick. I need a get well soon card, Jimmy! ;) Just playing..
This is where I devote a paragraph to Jimmy... *listens to the crickets chirp* Oh anyway, I love Jimmy! *obsession*
I'm mad at Victor... I know you're thinking "AGAIN?!" Well, this time he was being a little biotch... You don't want to hear it? That's okay too. Mwahahahaha... I'ma gonna put up an old quote from the depths of my blog...
Here it is: "Well you see, I was with Squidward whom I cheated on with Sheen. Sheen and I broke up, and I got with Dexter. Unfortunately, Dexter (THAT TWO TIMING TRAITOR) was cheating on me with ULTRA LORD! So, I cheated on Dexter with Jimmy [Neutron]. Then I left all of them for the tree. The tree and my's relationship was going fine. But we broke up because, DUH! I'm a girl, he's a tree. Then I was with the bird, trust me, that did not work out. And whaddya know, here I am with Spongebob who's cheating on me with SANDY (that stupid squirrel); so, I cheated on Spongebob with Patrick who was also cheationg on me with Sandy. So I gave up looking for love 'with all the fish in the sea.' Now, I'm back with Sheen and life's going good. How was your week?"
Remember that? Ah... the good old days of being a seventh grader. *sniff* Sorry, I can't breathe.
Danny is so stupid, its funny. I mean, I'm sick and I gave him a head start and I had a backpack on and I still caught him in like a fraction of a second. Stupid Sixers. I'm evil, Danny told me so.
I want my Jimmy, and I want him no-ow!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
September 15, 2003 21:48 PM
"I'm climbin' up the road to insanity..." My lyrics to a song I'm writing!
I'm insanley bored. OOH! Guess what? What you say? I got a purple monkey stuffed animal which I named Demented! *Makes Demented wave hi!* I'm bringing him to school tommorrow.
Tommorrow is Mufasa's (my sixer buddy) birthday, except no one believes him *winks hard.* I will make him a card with MUFASA on it! Mwahahahahahaha.
Insane boredom isn't fun. But I'm about to go make a card for Mufasa and maybe one or two for people just being theirselves. Yes, I'm making one for ..
um... Jimmy needs a nickname. I think right now he is the honorary King of the Purple Demented Monkeys. I need to make a diagram. Well lets see:
Dee, Goddess of the Sporks
Dee, Queen of the Spazzes, Eating Utensils and Purple Demented Monkeys.
Dee, Countess of the Tree Goblins and Dark Fairies
Jimmy - honorary King (lol)
Fiknife (Aaron) Jester
Victor, Prince of the Foons and Purple Demented Monkeys
Althorp, Duke of Knife
Mufasa, Spacoon
Kathleen, Countess of Spnoofe
Danny, Duke of the Spazzes
Someone's a fork.
I need a spoon.
Heh. I can't remember them all. Well, I'm off to see Mufasa's card, the most mufasa-ish card of oz!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
September 12, 2003 12:38 PM
"Kathleen is replused by..." My Slide Show!
It's officially official! I have moved on. No Kyle obsesser here! Tee hee. Um... Ask Jimmy for more details.
I'm confused at the moment, but I think me and Jimmy (Jimmy and I) are going out.. I think... I must ask him. So confused. Where's my hug, damnit! ;P
I like making paragraghs.
Different paragraphs are fun.
The Dee News:
My mom know's Althorp's Aunt cause they went to the same nursing school in Iloilo, Phillippines. Althorp's Aunt's Husband (Althorp's Uncle?) made my mom's wedding dress. *Dee breaks out into "It's a small world after all!"*
Hee hee. Third person is fun!
[Saturday]
I feel like doing this cause I am too lazy to write a whole new blog thing and I'm bored and I should be reeading for English. Does anyone know where there's computers able to take AR tests other than the ones in the library?
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
September 10, 2003 1:02 PM
"Dreaming of You..." The Coral
And Kyle rejects me! How fun! I will not cry because: one, it's Tech Ed atm and two, he doesn't deserve it? Maybe he does I don't care. I'm mad and Fillipini! GuiSing Na! WAKE UP! hehe.
How can you see into my eyes like open doors...
~*~SpOrQ~*~ Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
September 5, 2003 12:52 PM
"Filipini!" Vicky
Oy. I've just found out I'm Filipini girl. How fun. I never new Althorp was Filipino... DREW! You are my slave! Mwhahahahahahaha. No one ask. Yes, I'm still madly in love with Kyle M. and err... I'm updating from Tech again! I have a Geometry test next period and I'm ready! Mwee! I play Colombus in 6th period for history and I need my lines... STILL! My Colony is PLY MOUTH (aka Plymouth or Plimouth). I need info, so does Cassie, if you find anything... Please send? I'll love you forever? Not as much as Kyle... But I'll still love you?
I won the Tech Ed race again (lol, its finishing the project first).
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
August 28, 2003 12:37 PM
"No 5!" "No 2!" Noo! elevendy!" Me and Kathleen, beginning of Fourth Period.
Well at least Tech Ed is good for something. Like updating my blog! Oy, its fourth period on thursday! HURRY UP FRIDAY.
Yesterday, Leslie and a whole lotta of other seveth graders were trying to figure out who I like. I'll tell you right now... I like a sevie named... uh.. Kyle. No its not Jose. I trust you will not tell anything mouse! Who's Jose? I know a Jose Rivers but he's in my grade.
Oy! Go away Zach! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Drew is funny when he has a personality. Dude, the school computer is faster than my computer. Stupid mom uploading those McCaffe things. Woolite! OH! Theatre rocks. Yeah. I wanna go to lunch. I'm hungry!
Yeah. Mr. Forni is scary but cool, and Mr. Jesse Rocks. My school schedule seems like this:
English
Science
Advanced Theatre
Tech Ed
Lunch
Geometry
U.S. History
Well I'm bored. Yeah. See you!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
August 12, 2003 16:17 PM
Giant, car-sized, metal-eating, cute, pet moles!
Sorry, I haven't updated in a looong time but between the overnight stays, shopping trips, school supply hunting, volunteering aka cleaning up pet stuff and guests from Eagle pass... I haven't found any time.
I will try to make this as long as possible. Let me start with the guests from Eagle Pass. My mom's friend Juliet, her daughter Mia, her niece Amanda and her nephew Frederick came over. No, Frederick is not hot, but he is from Europe and all he likes to do is walk. I have a feeling he's going to come live at our house next summer. Oh joy. Note my little enthusiasm. Amanda is a manga-anime freak and acts like a 3-year old - even if she is 18. Frederick is 19, if your wondering. Frederick is a comic freak. Yeah. We went to the beach -- I HAVE BEEN TANNED! We ate out alot. We bought lots of books. My house is quiet now.
I volunteer with Peewee's at Petsmart. I love the doggies. I've seen 4 adoptions already, and I plan to do it throughout the whole eighth grade year. Fun. Come volunteer with me sometimes.
Ash, if your reading this, tell Adam I say Hi! ...Yeah. I like my overdone Java. It shows I know alot of stuff. :P Meteor Showers tonight.
~*~SpOrQ~*~ Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
July 20, 2003 16:47 PM
Fwee...
Remeber this? My pages have had a total of 338 page views! YAY!
I'm bored. Can you guess? I don't have anything to talk about at the moment, so... check out the layout I made for Caitlyn!: Undercover Squib
~*~SpOrQ~*~
P.S- It's very Caitlyn-ish, no? Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
July 19, 2003 22:44 PM
"Drink up me hearties!"
Johnny Depp, "Jack Sparrow" in "Pirates of the Carribean"
Mwhahahahahhahahahaha! Let's all thank my researching skills and bad debating skills to make Kathleen and her parents go to the right movie time! I'm so shmart. We saw "Pirates of the Carribean" and boy! Its a funny action movie. DIE DIE DIE! MWAH!
Take a look at this:
DeMeNtEd MnKy: KATHLEEEN
PUDGEFISHE: yes?
DeMeNtEd MnKy: We're going to buy your ticket now
PUDGEFISHE: the movie is at 6:30
DeMeNtEd MnKy: and you can pay us back
DeMeNtEd MnKy: I thought it was at 5:30!
PUDGEFISHE: yea u got thge wrong time
PUDGEFISHE: i'll buy my own ticket thatnk u though
DeMeNtEd MnKy: O.o
DeMeNtEd MnKy: *checks the times*
PUDGEFISHE: my dad looked it up at century 16 it is at 630
DeMeNtEd MnKy: I looked it up
DeMeNtEd MnKy: I LIVE near it
PUDGEFISHE: now?
PUDGEFISHE: he looked it up this morning
DeMeNtEd MnKy: my mom is rechecking
DeMeNtEd MnKy: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (PG-13, No Passes) 11:05am | 12:15 | 12:55 | 2:15 | 3:05 | 4:05 | 5:30 | 6:25 | 7:25 | 8:35
9:30 | 10:35
DeMeNtEd MnKy: :P
DeMeNtEd MnKy: I WIN
PUDGEFISHE: lets go to the 625 one
DeMeNtEd MnKy: AGH
DeMeNtEd MnKy: you have to call everybody
PUDGEFISHE: my parents don't believe it
DeMeNtEd MnKy: dude
DeMeNtEd MnKy: my mom is calling
DeMeNtEd MnKy: I looked it up
PUDGEFISHE: ok
DeMeNtEd MnKy: hah
DeMeNtEd MnKy: its better going to the 5:30
DeMeNtEd MnKy: its gonna be packed
DeMeNtEd MnKy: plus Ash already thinks we're going to the 5:30 one
DeMeNtEd MnKy: so does Cassie I believe
PUDGEFISHE: no it'll b packed either way.just u call ashley and tell her to tell cassie i'll call jenni and she'll call chris and then i
DeMeNtEd MnKy: I can't go to the 6:25 one
PUDGEFISHE: will call richard cause he's coming 2
DeMeNtEd MnKy: O.o
PUDGEFISHE: grr
PUDGEFISHE: y not?
DeMeNtEd MnKy: 5:30
DeMeNtEd MnKy: my dad has stuff to do
PUDGEFISHE: y?
PUDGEFISHE: grr
DeMeNtEd MnKy: I 've been to the movies at all times
DeMeNtEd MnKy: and its packed after 6
DeMeNtEd MnKy: trust me
PUDGEFISHE: i kno that
DeMeNtEd MnKy: I LIVE NEAR IT
PUDGEFISHE: i6t is packe at n e time of the day
DeMeNtEd MnKy: *shakes head* Its lesser packed at 5 than 6
PUDGEFISHE: i live near it 2
DeMeNtEd MnKy: I live closer
DeMeNtEd MnKy: and if you don't wanta go
DeMeNtEd MnKy: we're just gonna go without you
PUDGEFISHE: srry i have to go to the 630 1 if we r going
DeMeNtEd MnKy: besides
DeMeNtEd MnKy: the movie is 2 hours
DeMeNtEd MnKy: 6 is gonna end at like 9 }
PUDGEFISHE: so my mom wants to cum too now }Oh the perveted-ness of those sentences.
DeMeNtEd MnKy: MAKE HER LOOK AT THE FRICKING SITE
PUDGEFISHE: PARENTAL CONTROLS
DeMeNtEd MnKy: bah
DeMeNtEd MnKy: ask your parents if you can get on theirs
DeMeNtEd MnKy: besides
DeMeNtEd MnKy: we planned on 5:30
DeMeNtEd MnKy: cause that was the one everyone could go too
DeMeNtEd MnKy: and you said 5:30 anyways
PUDGEFISHE: well dad looked it up and didn't asy the 530 one
DeMeNtEd MnKy: he must've not been looking
DeMeNtEd MnKy: do you have a fax machine?
DeMeNtEd MnKy: I'll print and fax it
DeMeNtEd MnKy: if you don't belive
DeMeNtEd MnKy: believe8
DeMeNtEd MnKy: *
PUDGEFISHE: no just email it too me and i'll show mom
DeMeNtEd MnKy: You've got mail!
PUDGEFISHE: yep i can go
DeMeNtEd MnKy: to what time?
DeMeNtEd MnKy: get there at 5 if its at 5:30, so we can get good seats
PUDGEFISHE: i'll try
DeMeNtEd MnKy: and sit together
DeMeNtEd MnKy: so, I take it you can go to the 5:30 showing
PUDGEFISHE: wait by the arcade till 515 then if i'm not there yet go on without me
DeMeNtEd MnKy: okie dokie
DeMeNtEd MnKy: we'll save ya a seat anyway
PUDGEFISHE: kk
PUDGEFISHE: c ya laterz oh if sean is on tell him to come 2!
DeMeNtEd MnKy: okie
I WIN!
I saw a very demented monkey.. he just wasn't purple. *sob* WATCH FOR THE PEOPLES SHOOTING SILVERWARE OUT OF CANNONS! *ducks and hides*
~*~SpOrQ~*~ Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
July 17, 2003 19:30 PM
Yo tengo un gato en mi pantalones.
Well, I need all Anti-Lexa members to tell me if they want their name on the site. I feel like writing a really long blog entry today cause I'm boredand my fingers are sore from playing the guitar all day. Let's all thank Dixie for the nice piccie of my future (I hope) band!
If you're wondering what I might call my band, I have a few names but I like one the most. Here are some names for my hopeful band:
*Aberrant
Phyrric Victory
Melee
* = the one I like the most.
I have run out of funny phrases and I'm not that creative today so I had to go along with "I've got a cat in my pants" -- in Spanish. I might be going to the movies on Saturday but Kathleen hasn't told me the time.
CONFOOSED! I wish my skitzo ness was back. aieeeeeee.
Good news! April is down from Fort Worth so I don't have to spend all the time at Ashleys! Not that I dislike Ash or anything... its just that Mike scares me and no offense to Ash, but he sings worse than her!
Gimme the people and free my soul.. I wanna get lost in the rock and roll and drift away...
And about this high school thing: EVERYONE GO TO KING! KING ALL THE WAY BABY! Mwah. I know that some are going to Ray and some to Carroll but King is soo much betters because I get to see Andrew and Marshall and Zach and Thomas and all them peoples and yeah. I'm not saying I'm not gonna miss ya'll guys but, I've missed them a whole lot... except maybe for Zach. The only thing is... I wish King had as good as a Theatre program as Ray.
Oh yeah... Chris called me a demented bitch.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
PS - I'm pigging out on M&Ms Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
July 16, 2003 21:43 PM
(adj) Markedly different from the accepted norm.
New layout! Do ya like it? Not much to talk about really except I doing remarkably well with my guitar studies.
Yeah.
~*~SpOrQ~*~ Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
July 8, 2003 17:18 PM
"You can call me Uncle Brian[Bryan]." Ashley's Dad
WOW! I haven't updated in a loooong time.
I went to Ash's to spend the night on the 6th. I met her cousins from Minnesota and her grandparents and her other cousins and.. yeah. One of her cousins was gonna give me a five, but I had shaken so many hands, I shook it. He just stood there and was all "HUH?" MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah. Danny's my new sixer.
I learned how to use frames. On Sticky Sticky Cow Stuff.
~*~SpOrQ~*~ Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
May 29, 2003 19:35 PM
"I'm gonna miss you stalker..." "I won't miss you, I'll see you all the time.. in your yard.. in your bathroom.." Me and Evan Cunningham
I miss my stalker already. I missed him as soon as he set foot out of my bus. I've grown emotionally attached to the little bugger, heh. I know I'm not supposed to be all like this to an eighth grader, but yeah... Last year I was too emotionally attached to my lover, buddy, pillow, elbow and sexy leg (aka. Thomas Morris, Will Buck, Zach Hienes, Marshall Wilkerson (JOE SHMOE) and Andrew Elgueda) and we all know how that year ended... tears tears tears. Once again: STALKER I MISS/HEART YOU, and you know you heart me back *wink, wink*... Okay maybe not, but hey! You stalked me out of all peoples.
I gots my Mash Picture C.D. I'll upload some piccies and circle my stalker from That Eighties Show's pictures.
Marvs was wierd. I got an award and it's all Drew's fault - literally. I'll explain if you ask me... I'm just lazy.
~*~SpOrQ~*~ Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
May 16, 2003 19:32 PM
"Got Spaz?" Dixie
Oh ghods, oh ghods, oh ghods. Victor knows I like him again. (I've liked him the whole year....) And guess what, I GET DEATH THREATS CAUSE HE'S MY "FIANCE."
Yeah, I still like Rocky.. OOPS! Did I just say that? Heh, nothing really happened today. Yes I like another sixer too... Its just that I heart my fiance more? Otherwise I wouldn't be obsessing over him on my website... ^^"
OH CRAP. WHAT IF HE SEES THIS?
I don't care.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
P.S. on Yesterday's P.S. - I lied. Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
May 15, 2003 21:28 PM
� �That is a strange way.� �It is French���
Woot! Three shows down, two more to go! YEAH!RAH! Eighth graders voted for me, yay! *clings to her fiance*
Okay... Highlights of the Day:
*Eighth Graders are Cool
*Me and Victor are engaged
*WIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL! I LOOOOOOVE YOU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL! *cling, cling*
*Ergh, Rand!
*(Shhhh! You're not supposed to know this but -- Iheartrawrky)
*Rawrky signed my pants!
*Happy early b-day Boomer
*Victor is cheating on Megan... eerrrrrrrrr, why am I always the one that steals the guys... I'm not that slutty am I??!
Need an explanantion? Keep on reading!
Why Eighth Graders Are Cool: They voted for me because I wasn't on the ballot. *sob* I'm so loved, it hurts. I can actually go to Marvs, even though I won't win an award... ITS ALL YOUR FAULT EVERRETT... No, ITS ALL WHOEVER TYPED IT UP FAULT! -.- Why torture me?
Why Me and Victor are engaged: Uuh, when I'm hyper I don't remember things that happened but I do remember that Victor and I are engaged.
Why I Love Will: Will was at the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! I was just walking with my guys to the dressing rooms (yes, I have guys) and I keep hearing this familiar voice say Hi. I couldn't pinpoint it, so I just sorta of ignored it and all of a sudden the guys go, and there's a Will Buck! He was all Hi. And I just stood there for a while staring at him until I screamed out (like 30 seconds after just standing there stupified) "OHMYGHOD! IT'S YOU! WIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! (squealk)" (Yes, squealk). I just clung to him and then it was his turn to be suprised. I was clinging to him for about ten seconds and then he just sorta petted my arm cause that's all he really could do cause I was all sugar high and overjoyed. Then Jimmy was all "He goes to my church." ..o.o.. If he ever gets to read this: I LOVE YOU WILL! (Squeaking Weasel)
Yah, Rand was there too... ><
Victor got Rocky to sign my pants & also a little piece of paper (but I crumpled that up, cause I thought Victor wrote it). Now there's a Rocky on my butt pocket... the left one.
Yeah, Boomer's b-day is Saturday the 17, a week before mine (exactly)!
Why Victor is cheating on Megan: Victor is my lover. He's not Megan's.. yeah. :p Ask Erica Sample or Ashlynn or Isabella or Leslie.
Problem: I am engaged to Boy A. But I heart Boy B and Boy C. Boy D likes me, but I can't tell him I hate him. WHAT DO I DO?
-Signed Me
Dear Me,
I don't know what you can dooooo I'm soo sorry!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
P.S. - Incase your wondering, Victor is not the sixer I'm in love with. Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
May 3, 2003 2:21 AM
"I'm cheating on Sheen with Dexter..."
Kathleen and I
HAH! The King and I! HAH! <~ SpAz. Well, if you want to know the reason(s) why I haven't been posting up any new blog things isssss.... well, are: homework, "Whacked to the Future", homework, parents hogging the computer, homework.... Yeah, do you see now?
Yeah well, me and Kathleen had the STUPIDEST (is that even a word??) conversation on the bus a couple of days ago. I screamed out: SHEEN ROCKS! out of no where (hey, what can I say, I'm just being myself right?).
And then we came up with an interesting love life. "Well you see, I was with Squidward whom I cheated on with Sheen. Sheen and I broke up, and I got with Dexter. Unfortunately, Dexter (THAT TWO TIMING TRAITOR) was cheating on me with ULTRA LORD! So, I cheated on Dexter with Jimmy. Then I left all of them for the tree. The tree and my's relationship was going fine. But we broke up because, DUH! I'm a girl, he's a tree. Then I was with the bird, trust me, that did not work out. And whaddya know, here I am with Spongebob who's cheating on me with SANDY (that stupid squirrel); so, I cheated on Spongebob with Patrick who was also cheationg on me with Sandy. So I gave up looking for love 'with all the fish in the sea.' Now, I'm back with Sheen and life's going good. How was your week?"
Yeah, well today, actually yesterday, we saw Schoolhouse Rock (Lolly Lolly Lolly get your Adjectives here!). It was cool, cause yeah, it was and I SANG along. Yes, Tim, Kathleen and I sang... Be proud, be proud? Carla Chapa and Molly Pierce were in it (*whine*I want to be part of Harbor Playhouse*whine) but, the coolest one there was ANDREW ELGUEDA! *PrAnCe* Andrew was... Joe, but he sang the Bill Song... you know, I'm just a bill sittin on Capitol Hill, yeah yeah yeah...
Okay, now where to begin. WEEEEEELLLLLLLl, during the performance Boomer was screaming out in laughter. You could hear him squeal and even the performers gave him a funny look. (O.o) <~ That look. Um yes, I know I'm forgetting something...
I MADE TECH CREW! I MADE TECH CREW! Whoosh, everyone knows that by now... WE GET HATS! WE GET HATS! Yeah, that too... I'M SOUND! I'M SOUND! ... SHUT UP ME!
Sorry, it's late at night, and I have not updated my blog. So heh.
THE NEW AND IMPROVED LIST OF DEE'S SIXER BUDDIES (Otherwise known as fitches):
*Jimmy
*Eddie
*Ace
*Andy
*Kyle
*Victor
*Anthony
*Patrick
*Will
*****************
You get the point right?
Additional Endings to Schoolhouse Rock:
#1 - I run off with Tom's Pajamas and abduct Joe.
Uh yeah... LISTEN TO ME IMAGINE! (Yay!Yay! *waves shako?* ??)
The week of TAKS I did no homework. One reason was - I WAS DRAINED! I'd get off the bus at about 5:30. I would eat my dinner and fall asleep on the couch at around 6:00 and I would sleep to the next morning. 12 hours of sleep on a school night.... Uh... that's just wrong...
Heeeeeeey Hawkeye... Don't you remember me? Pride of DARMOOTH! (It's Darmouth I know, but YEAH).
Another important thing you should know:
I MADE ADVANCED EIGHTH GRADE THEATRE! That means I have a possibility of working on 5 shows next year... (that's including the Enrichment ones).
I've gotta go unpack my adjectives?
2:52 PM
HEY! Today is my grandma's birthday... Don't ask me how old she is cause I don't really know.
Sixers cannot act.
The Great American Meeeltiing Pot!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
P.S. Schoolhouse Rock would�ve been cool -- if only it wasn't educational�. JOE JOE JOE! Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
April 12, 2003 10:26 AM
"Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So lets begin."
Sarah & Rocky --- um can I put a not in the last two lines??
YESTERDAY NEWS: *My Grampa's in the Hospital
*I GOT A GUITAR!
*My Cousin's Birthday party
*I GOT A GUITAR!
*I Missed the Competiton
*I GOT A GUITAR!
*I went to the M*A*S*H* Cast and Crew Party
*I GOT A GUITAR!
*Mr. Rogers plays guitar
*I'm never gonna stop obsessing over RC COLA and MY GUITAR!
*I lost ten pounds by sitting in a resturant
*Boomer is Hilarious
*Kat's sister is a vegetarian (STOP KILLING THE POOR HARMLESS ANIMALS THAT OTHER PEOPLE EAT!)
*Never sit in the middle
*Waiters, Mr. Bryan and Mr. Rogers always stand behind MY chair
*Never not notice what's happening behind you or you will scream multiple times
*Neverous Breakdowns involve a lot a laughing, crying, and shaking
*Mr. Rogers and I have evil twins
*Mr. Rogers is cool when he's not saying you're cute
*Drew wasn't at the party
*Rocky looks funny without his Theatre Hoodie
*I want a Theatre Hoodie
*Vietnamese Soup looks like bathwater and after a while it does.
Okay lets go down the list. My Grandpa's in the Hospital, suffering water in his lungs. (How do you get water in your lungs??) The rest should explain it. I'm just lazy today and I need to eat and do my math and english homework. (( BEWARE: I like.... sporks.))
12:57 PM
More Answers:
battabites: I _monkey_ Diandra.
Dee is in love with RC Cola.
If I were alone in a room with Dee, I would _say something.
I think Dee should be nicer to Chris!
Dee needs a Mercadez_Benz.
Dee will never _be a 80s whore.
I want to be friends with Dee.
Dee can have fun with someone, at a party.
When I think about Dee, I get hyper.
Someday Dee will be a doctor.
Dee reminds me of cheese.
Without Dee I would kill Kathleen.
Dee can not be a man.
Hyperness is how I describe meeting Dee.
Worst thing about Dee is she is mean to Chris.
Best thing about Dee is she doesn't hit Chris,.
Dee is my friend!
CrazieNebbie: I love Diandra.
Dee is my friend
If I were alone in a room with Dee, I would scream in fear
I think Dee should be happy
Dee needs a life
Dee will never forget me if I leave to a boarding school
I want to be Dee.
Dee can be my friend
When I think about Dee, I laugh
Someday Dee will be famous.
Dee reminds me of dee
Without Dee I would cry
Dee can be my friend
Insanity is how I describe meeting Dee.
Worst thing about Dee is nothing
Best thing about Dee is me
Dee rocks
More Additional Endings:
#4 Houlihan and Hawkeye
Houlihan falls in love with Hawkeye and they get married. But they're happy life with 6 children comes to and end when Houlihan runs off with Duke and Hawkeye finnally expresses his feelings for Janice, who unfortunatley is madly head of heels for Trappr who can't do anything because he eloped with Todd (NOT A WORD). Hawkeye is destined to kill himself in front of his first love's grave -- Bridget.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
P.S. Send all additional endings to [email protected] Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
April 10, 2003 21:34 PM
But I thought we were about love, peace and the war, maaan.
OW! My poor toes... darn the high heels. Last night's performance was the BEST!! Not only did the clipboard fall like we wanted to, it didn't fly this time. Alan almost yelled out "HOLY SHIZZ" (changed for obvious reasons) because he dropped the bunk. I am not Todd anymore, but I have come up with additonal endings.
#1 Todd
Todd finally gives up on waiting for Blake to make the first move, and kills him. Then she runs off with Trapper, and they adopt a small Korean daughter.
#2 Agnes
Agnes dies a quick death because she stepped in front of a bus back in Mineau, New Jersey, crossing the street to the Spaghetti Palace.
#3 Haskell
Haskell comes down with Leukemia and dies.
Have any others? Email 'em!
At the board fair, ROCKY just happened to BE THERE -- with his dad. (It's a small Texas after all... etc)So I went up to Mr. Rogers (Rocky's dad) and told him that my godfather knew him. Our converstaion went a little something like this:
"My godfather knows you, Mr. Rogers. Said he went to school with you," says I.
"I saw him today. He said you were in the play. I asked if he could describe you, so he did. And I replied, ' Oh! The cute one!" replies Mr. Rogers.
"I am not cute," I say running up to Josh, "Am I cute?"
"Are you calling me a liar?"
"NO! I'm just saying I'm not cute!"
"So you say I'm a liar."
"I am not. I'm just saying I'm not cute!"
"See! There you did it again!"
He's hopeless. I had multiple break downs and Katy happened do go up to me and say something like "Two for One deal -- Drew's here too!" GRR!
22:11 PM
I got bored and I wanted to know what you thought of me so, I made this form:
I ____ Diandra.
Dee is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Dee, I would ____.
I think Dee should ____.
Dee needs ____.
Dee will never ____.
I want to _____ Dee.
Dee can ____ my _____.
When I think about Dee, I ____.
Someday Dee will _____.
Dee reminds me of _____.
Without Dee ____.
Dee can be ____.
____ is how I describe meeting Dee.
Worst thing about Dee is ____.
Best thing about Dee is _____.
Dee _____.
Please fill this out and return.
I already have one answer:
Shakakufire: I like Diandra.
Dee is crazy.
If I were alone in a room with Dee, I would run!.
I think Dee should have a chocolate.
Dee needs a boyfriend! ^_^.
Dee will never let you down.
I want to see Dee(again).
Dee can be my firend.
When I think about Dee, I smile.
Someday Dee will be famous.
Dee reminds me of Dixie!.
Without Dee i would be at KAffie! gasp!.
Dee can be sweeet.
crazy is how I describe meeting Dee.
Worst thing about Dee is i dont get to see her anymore.
Best thing about Dee is she is very nice.
Dee rocks! ^_______^
I AM MARY'S FIREND! YAY!
Lorrissa says:
I admire Diandra.
Dee is funny.
If I were alone in a room with Dee, I would talk.
I think Dee should stay smart.
Dee needs nothing.
Dee will never be normal.
I want to be friends with Dee. (But we already are... OH I GET IT! BETTER FRIENDS!)
Dee can see my profile.
When I think about Dee, I smile.
Someday Dee will be in eighth grade. (So will my fitches??)
Dee reminds me of DeeDee.
Without Dee there would be no Dee.
Dee can be cool.
Unusual is how I describe meeting Dee.
Worst thing about Dee is her locker.
Best thing about Dee is her personality.
Dee is nice.
22:28 PM
Screw joining other's bands! I'm gonna make my own! *cackles*
~*~SpOrQ~*~
P.S. I AM NOT CUTE!
P.P.S. Email them to [email protected] P.P.P.S. I will NOT name the band after RC COLA.
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
April 9, 2003 23:19 PM
Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat? I live in a giant bucket.
Oh well, lost the word document with last entrie from the 22nd. M*A*S*H* is OVER. I am happy but sad. No more.... uh heh.. well you know, don't you? I am happy because, I CAN GET OUT OF SCHOOL ON TIME, I am sad cause.. yeah. My godfather watched the last performance, and he seems to know both Rocky *ahem* and Zach's fathers... SCARY. It's a small Texas after all. Drew = NOT COLONEL BLAKE. Me = NOT TODD. Not + Not = NO AFFAIR! *dance*
~*~Sporq~*~
P.S. Tell you about the performance laters, beddy bye I'm tired and I have to get up at 6:30. Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
March 19, 2003 20:38 PM
I'm cold. Where's my underwear?
Guess JM was right, I'm not going to the Phillippines... But instead there is a war and a fatalistic break out of Pneumonia there. Did you know, I actually PRAYED that there would be no war... But whoop-de-doo! There is! You know, I've decided that maybe war isn't too bad, but I still hate it. War is for crazy lunatics who would leave their wives for poor little sixers named *cough*Vic*cough*tor*cough*. Life isn't worth living, or at least mine isn't. I give my opinions, and yeah, I get someone mad at me. I was doing constructive criticism and she takes it the wrong way. Maybe it would be best if I transeferred to HAAS, I'd just have to walk down the street. Make perfect hundreds, be smarter than everyone, get ridiculed and beat up. Sounds better than not being able to speak your on opinions and getting depressed all the time cause people just like dumping their hearts out to you.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
PS- I don't care if you disaggree because I don't have opinions -- remember?
March 18, 2003 12:52 PM
KISS MY BLARNEY STONE!
Happy St. Paddy's Day belatedly! Did you wear green? I did, and well it was a fairly uneventful day yesterday, I just sat at the computer playing games and wondering what to write in my blog and how to update my sites.... Whataburger is good.... Didja know that? I did!
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
March 14, 2003 21:10 PM
Stop homelessness and hunger -- eat the homeless!
Well, as it turns out, I now am a sad pathetic mortal with no reason for existing on this earth. For one, all my friends sorta of blame me for things I didn't do. Secondly, a lot of my friends have gone away. Thirdly, I was lied about by one of my friends -- to the Principal and Mrs. Kiggans (the 6th Grade English teacher and Newspaper Editor). Can you believe the nerve of these people?? I mean they say they're cool, and they're my friends but now I know I have no /friends/; I just have good acquaintances.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
March 13, 2003 20:02 PM
I haven't had this much fun since the last time I ate a lightbublb
Well, today, my life was fairly interesting... I got yelled at because I almost missed my piano lessons for MANDATORY for a GRADE theatre rehearsals. I took and Algebra test today if that concerns you. Grr, these people make me so mad: Kevin Ferral and Victor Martinez. THEY ARE SOO THEMSELVESISH! Anyway, thought I'd update the blog before Spring Break rolls around next week where I'll be vegitating in the car on the way to woohoo, Houston.
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.
March 12, 2003 22:05 PM
I was so stupid for wanting to kill myself... I should kill myself for being so stupid...
Well, I finally got onto the blog and updated! *waits for the applause* Well, yeah today was tiring, and I found out ALOT of things I didn't want to know. To make matters worse, Mrs. Everrett cancelled Theatre Practice and I had to run around trying to find a cell phone. Then I got home, got yelled at, and almost fell asleep at the dinner table. As it turns out, I may not go to the Phillippines anymore, but there's still a possibility... Well I'm off to bed...
~*~SpOrQ~*~
Queen of Eating Utensils, Spazzes and Purple Demented Monkeys.