Daemonic Mango: Oh, gee. As if you can't guess
who I am...
Daemonic Mango: I don't think anyone else types like
this and with odd fading font. :x
MrMordak: Is it God?
Daemonic Mango: Yes. Obviously.
MrMordak: I see...
MrMordak: God, there's this question
I have to ask you
Daemonic Mango: Yes?
Daemonic Mango: -My child?
MrMordak: Why do bad things happen to
good people?
MrMordak: And oppositely, why do good
things happen to black people?
Daemonic Mango: Like what, my humble inferior
brother whom I still adore with all my heart and soul?
Daemonic Mango: Erm.. son.
Daemonic Mango: Yes, son.
MrMordak: What? that didn't answer my
question at all
Daemonic Mango: Hahaha... You see, sometimes I
think I'm Jesus, but I'm not. Hahaha... Isn't that funny?
-LAUGH.
MrMordak: *laghs*
MrMordak: *Laughs**
Daemonic Mango: Excellent.
Daemonic Mango: First, my child, how on Earth did
you know that I, God, appeared before you in the form
of a daemonic mango?
MrMordak: now, i hear stories that
jesus was black, and i just wanted to
make sure that those are just lies
Daemonic Mango: I'm everything, Son. Everything.
Daemonic Mango: I'm everything and everywhere.
MrMordak: I've never SEEN a daemonic
mango, so it's obviously a sign, and
most of my signs that i get come FROM
God
MrMordak: errr... you
MrMordak: You*
Daemonic Mango: Of course. You are a clever child.
Daemonic Mango: Now then... Bad things happen to
good people because...
Daemonic Mango: The world has to live in equality...
and all who are lucky always have to be shot down
sometime in their lifetime. For example, in two years
Bill Gates will go bankrupt and all of them little pygmy
Daemonic Mango: peeps'll rule the world.
Daemonic Mango: Ya hear?
Daemonic Mango: Good things happen to black
people because... they are niggers.
MrMordak: Yes, I hear, and understand
Daemonic Mango: Everyone feels sorry for them...
but sometimes they have to be shot, too. ...............
literally.
Daemonic Mango: Son, have you gone to church
today?
MrMordak: However, not to doubt your
word, but how can I know that these
"pygmies" exist, I havent even SEEN
Africa, much less a Pygmy
MrMordak: yes
Daemonic Mango: Well, child, Africa -does- exist.
Daemonic Mango: Do you believe that Hell exists,
Son?
Daemonic Mango: If you believe that Hell exists, then
Africa exists as well.
MrMordak: Am I to be led to believe
that Africa IS Hell?
Daemonic Mango: Why do you think black people
exist? Where do you think they come from? They don't
just sprout out of my ass.
Daemonic Mango: Precisely. So if someone tells you
to go to Hell, all they're saying is that you should move
to Africa.
MrMordak: Black ugly things come out
of my ass daily, so i just kinda
assumed...
Daemonic Mango: Niggers are obviously demon hell
spawns.
Daemonic Mango: I know, child. I know. For I am
everywhere... I am with you when you take a shit... I
am with you when you wash your naked body...
MrMordak: I dont like where this is
going
Daemonic Mango: Son, I must depart now. For I
must tend to those at church... and, y'know.. Pick up
some chicks or something...
MrMordak: lol
MrMordak: See ya
Daemonic Mango: Remember, Allen:
Daemonic Mango: I love you... in the Christian love
sort of way...
