1. Some people think that in education the three "R's" stand for "rah, rah, rah".

2. A stranger travelling across Canada  saw a sign under a gold telephone in the cathedral in St. John's. It read: "Talk to Heaven for $10,000."
He saw the same telephone and sign in cathedrals in Halifax, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto, Winnipeg, Flin Flon, Saskatoon, Regina, Calgary, Edmonton, and Vancouver. When he got to Victoria, he saw the same telephone, but the price was only 25 cents. He asked a local priest "Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered "You're on Vancouver Island now. From here, it's a local call."

3. He is the kind of politician who gives you nothing but baloney and calls it food for thought.