A teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old Testament story, and as she moved around the class, she saw there were many wonderful drawings being done. Then she came across Johnny who had drawn a man driving an old car. In the back seat were two passengers, both scantily dressed. "It's a lovely picture,"  said the teacher, "but which story does it tell?" Johnny seemed  surprised at the question. "Well," he exclaimed, "doesn't it say in  the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden?"

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police.

Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the preacher to the health department.  They said since there was no health threat that he should call the sanitation department.

The sanitation manager said he could not pick up the mule without authorization from the mayor.

Now the preacher knew the mayor and was not too eager to call him. The mayor had a bad temper and was generally hard to deal with, but the preacher called him anyway.

The mayor did not disappoint. He immediately began to rant and rave at the pastor and said, "Why did you call me anyway? Isn't it your job to bury the dead?"

The preacher paused for a brief moment and shot back, "Yes, Mayor, it is my job to bury the dead, but I always like to notify the next of kin first!"

A little girl says to her mom during a boring sermon, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go home?"