| Tang~, Cherry Kool-aid & 25 cent Lemonaid "Carpal Tunnel Crew 'Norte' " |
| Jokes with Friends... |
| Shake: youre the berries in my crunchberry Shake: and the pink hearts in my lucky charms diamondblue777: NO NO~ I'm the Blue DIAMONDS!! diamondblue777: you never knew that??? diamondblue777: sheesh what kind of irish man are you |
| Our Gang Names |
| William Ernest Henley One of my favorite poems. Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul. |
| OTHER STUFF ... |
| Amaxodreaphobia: Fear of being in or riding in vehicles when Andrea is driving... |
| ~tee-hee~ |
| Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body,so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, ''Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.'' The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, ''Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, ''Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, ''No, it ain't Bubba.'' The mortician asked, ''How can you tell?'' Gomer said, ''Well, Bubba had two buttholes.'' "'What? He had two buttholes?'' said the mortician. ''Yup, everyone in town knew he had two buttholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two buttholes.'' |
| Midwest~humor |
| Your dick is a lot smaller than my Next Boyfriend's 'I know....ouch" |
| I dont have a boyfreind, but I have a guy that would get really mad if he heard me say that. |
| I KICK MIDGETS!! |
| You're not really an asshole, you just forgot your medication Statistics say Natural Selection seems to be working fine!! |
| FUCK IF I DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE -BITCH!! |
| Its not easy pretending I'm dumber than you |
| You've touched me in ways I wish you hadn't |
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