Whut Up! It'z da gamblin' sheit! How to play is at the bottom of tha page, Enjoy yo self mo fo, and remember Mariah Carey is only a background and can't help you with any sexual needs... Pece!

1. Five Of A Kind - One or more cardz or tha same number or a wild card
2. Royal Flush - Ace, King, Queen, Jack and 10 of the same suit
3. Straight Flush - Any five cardz of the same suit, in sequence such az, 7,6,5,4,3 of hartz
4. 4 Of A Kind - 4 cardz of tha same number, such as four Jackz or 4 8'z
5. Full House - Three of a kind and a pair such az 3 Kingz and a pair of 9'z
6. Flush - Any 5 cardz in tha same suit, but not in sequence
7. Straight - Any five cardz in sequence, but not of the same suit
8. 3 Of A Kind - 3 cardz of the same number
9. 2 Pairz - If you don't know dis den your a idiot!
10. 1 Pair - Refer to number 9
11. High Card - If there is no winnin' combinationz, tha highest [Cough Cough] winz!