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|SEASON 1|

Our Very First Show
Danny's mother leaves the Tanner household after three monthes. She has helped Danny after Pam,his wife, died. The very same day, Joey, a stand-up comedian, long time friend of Danny's & Jesses, and Danny's brother-in-law, moves into the household.Jesse ends up moving into Stephanie's room, which she then has to share a room with her sister, D.J. D.J. doesnt like the idea too much so she moves into the garage.

Our Very First Night
Being cramped up in the house is too much for the adults. So they decide they want to leave the house. But one has to stay behind and take care of the kids. That one is Jesse. Nevertheless, Jesse finds a way to pratice with his band. He invites the band over to the house. Of Course as you expected, the girls dont want to miss a thing. So Jesse lets them stay up past their bedtime. But when Danny comes home late he isnt too delighted the D.J. and Stephanie are still up.

The First Day of School
School starts and they girls dont want to go. Steph is feared she will have no friends. D.J. is transfered to a swot-class and with that she is separated from Kimmy, her best friend. In the end, Steph is convinced by D.J. that kindergarten isnt that bad at all.

The Return of Grandma
Joey forgets to tell Danny that his mom is coming for a visit. But when he does tell Danny they think they can clean the house in time. But Joey told Danny the wrong time and she shows up earlier than excepted. She sees the chaos and gets Jesse and Joey's mothers. The mothers threaten them all that they better clean up their acts.

Sea Cruise
The kids are with grandma. So the guys take a day off and go fishing. Some unexpected people tag along, Jesse's old flame(now rockstar), Roxanne withe her background singer.

Daddy's Home
When Michelle calls Jesse and Joey" Dada" Danny figures he is not spending enough time with all his daughters. He then introduces a day which included father and daughter bonding. Meanwhile, Joey has found a new idol. JESSE.

Knock Yourself Out
Danny covers a countryywide, boxing fight. Just before the fight begins Danny tells one boxer that his wife left him. In the second round the boxer is knocked out. Meanwhile, at home Michelle caught a cold. Joey and Jesse take care of her.

Jesse's Girl
Well Jesse gives guitar lessons, he falls for her. But when Joey performs comedy to the family, the girl, Corinna, happens to fall for Joey.

Our Very First Promo
The Tanner family star in TV station promos. Steph and D.J. get scared over sounds like a monster. But in actuallity it is a ferret.

The Miracle of Thanksgiving
The Tanners celebrate their first Thanksgiving without Pam.Danny insists they go to a restaurant. But the kids persuade him to stay home and cook a dinner together. But there ends up being a big problem when the turkey is taken out of the oven, Its still frozen.

Joey's Place
Joey takes his act out on the road. He visits colleges and will be gone for two weeks. But when he arrives home he recieves a big surprise.

The Big Three-O
Danny is 30th birthday is here. Jesse buys him covers for his car seats. And oh yeah By the way, Jesse sent Danny's antigue to the bottom of the bay. Jesse and Joey bid against Danny when they go to the insurance company for money.

Sisterly Love
DJ auditions for a cereal commercial. Stephanie goes for the audition too and gets the part instead.

Half a Love Story
Jesse asks out a new field reporter named Robin, whom Danny invited to stay for the weekend. She meets an old girlfriend of Jesse's and decides that he's not her type. But she sees how good he is with Stephanie, and Jesse decides to take it slow for once and be friends.

A Pox in Our House
Stephanie gets the chicken pox, and gives it to Jesse and Joey. Danny has to cover a big game, but DJ has been invited to her first big sleep-over party, which leaves him with noone to take care of Michelle while he works. Danny doesn't want to make DJ stay home, but she does anyway.

But Seriously Folks
Joey is supposed to get a big break playing in a club because a talent scout from HBO is in the audience. But Phyllis Diller shows up unexpected and takes his spotlight, so Joey decides to give up comedy and get a real job. When DJ quits her guitar lessons, Jesse tricks Joey into going back into comedy, and Joey talks DJ into not giving up the guitar.

Danny's Very First Date
Danny asks out Stephanie's "Honey Bee hive-mother", Linda. But DJ is not happy about Danny dating, so he calls it off. Finally Danny explains to her that he'll always love her mom, and she lets him go on the date.

D.J.Tanners's Day Off
While Danny is away, DJ tricks Jesse into giving her a plan for tricking Joey into letting her stay home from school and then letting her go out. It works. But Joey catches her at the autograph-signing that he knew she wanted to go to. At first, Jesse and Joey don't want to tell Danny because they think that he won't trust them with the girls anymore.

Just One of the Guys
DJ's cousin Steve (Kirk Cameron) comes to visit. She hasn't seen him in two years, and is really looking forward to them having fun together like they did on his last visit. But DJ is disappointed when he spends all his time with the guys.

The Seven-Month Itch(#1)
Danny, Joey, and the girls are going to go to Disneyland, and Jesse thinks he'll have the house to himself for the weekend. But the family is fogged in, which ruins Jesse's plans with Samantha. Jesse feels trapped by responsibilities and leaves, maybe permanently....

The Seven-Month Itch(#2)
DJ and Stephanie trick Jesse into coming home by calling him and leaving a message that Michelle is sick, so that they can beg him to stay. When he gets back, Danny and Joey talk to him and help him realize just how much the family really means to him.

Mad Money
Joey's mother finds an old savings bond of his and sends him the money -- $5000. So he buys presents for the family and a pinball machine for himself. But Danny is disappointed that Joey did not remember that he owed Danny $800 from eleven years ago. Meanwhile, Jesse has a job as an Elvis impersonator.

|SEASON 2|

Cutting It Close
Stephanie forces Jesse to play "Beauty Parlor" with her, and accidentally cuts off a large handful of his precious hair! He runs to his hairdresser, Alehandro, to repair the damage, ending up with a haircut he hates. On the way home he wrecks his bike, breaking both arms. Stephanie, blaming herself for everything, is very sad for days until Jesse finally tells her that it's not her fault.

Tanner vs. Gibbler
Kimmy brings two junior-highschool girls with her to the birthday party DJ gives her. But when the older girls want to trash the house, DJ throws them out. Kimmy leaves with them, and her and DJ almost end their friendship. Meanwhile, Danny becomes the new host of "Wake Up San Francisco" and the family meets his co-host, Rebecca Donaldson.

It's Not My Job
Jesse sells an advertising jingle to an amusement park, and realizes that he can earn a living doing what he loves -- making music. So he tells his father that he's quitting the family exterminator business. Meanwhile, Stephanie gets her first cavity, and is scared to get a filling. So Joey finds her "courage hangy-ball."

D.J.'s Very First Horse
"Wake Up San Francisco" does a special Saturday edition at the "Golden Gate Stables", where DJ finds Rocket, a horse who's owner moved and the stable is giving it away. DJ and Kimmy want the horse but their parents wont let them have one. So they decide to keep the horse a secret for two weeks to prove they can take care of it. They intend to use their allowance and savings to pay the $100 stable fee, but when Kimmy spends her half on clothes, DJ has to give Rocket back. But Becky decides to take him, since she grew up on a farm and misses being around animals.

Jingle (bib)
Joey gives Jesse an idea for a jingle. When he sells it, the ad agency gives Jesse a chance at a national TV commercial for cat food, and Jesse asks Joey to help him. But when Joey brings a cat puppet to their presentation, and the client turns down their idea, Jesse blames Joey. Meanwhile, Michelle starts potty-training.

Beach Boy Bingo
DJ wins 2 tickets to a Beach Boys concert, and a ride to the concert with the Beach Boys themselves, from a radio call-in contest. At first she picks Jesse to go with her, but Danny gets jealous and the whole family argues about who is going to go. When the Beach Boys arrive to take DJ and her guest, they decide to take the whole Tanner Family to the concert. The Beach Boys appear as themselves, and sing "Cocomo" and "Barbaran" with the cast.

Joey Gets Tough
Danny catches Joey letting DJ and Stephanie stay up late, and tells him that he should be more firm with the girls. So when DJ comes home an hour late one night, he grounds her for the weekend. But that means DJ would miss her karate tournament. Joey feels awful that DJ is mad at him, and when she finally apologizes for making him worry, he commutes her sentence to the following weekend. Meanwhile, Michelle only wants to eat cookies!

Triple Date
Danny meets a woman at the supermarket and invites her to dinner. She brings two friends for Jesse and Joey. Jesse's date likes Joey, Danny's date is Jesse's old girlfriend, and Joey's date likes Danny. Meanwhile, DJ tries to baby-sit Stephanie and Michelle upstairs, and drops Danny's wedding ring down the drain.

Our Very First Christmas Show
The gang heads off to Colorado for the first annual Tanner family Christmas reunion, but Stephanie doesn't want to leave because she thinks Santa Claus won't find her in Colorado. Her fears snowball when their flight must make an unscheduled stop due to a blizzard and they have to spend the night (Christmas Eve) in a small, dingy airport terminal. Furthermore, the airport lost the suitcase that contained the girls' presents.

Middle Age Crazy
Jesse and Joey help DJ with a sixth grade science project and Danny video-tapes Michelle all day. Stephanie feels ignored when noone wants to watch her hoola-hoop, so she decides to marry her friend Harry and move out. But after Harry marries her, he goes home (it's meatloaf night!) and the guys talk to Stephanie about being the middle child.

A Little Romance
Danny, Jesse, and Joey agree to be "sold" at a bachelor auction. But when Jesse is about to go for $1000, Becky gets jealous and ends up paying $1700 for him! Meanwhile, DJ gets a boyfriend (played by Jonathan Brandis), but he breaks up with her to be Cathy Santoni's boyfriend. The guys try to talk to her, but it's Becky who makes her feel better.

Fogged In
DJ and Kimmy tape over a jingle Jesse just finished, and Jesse blows up at her. So he buys her a drum set to make up. Meanwhile, Jesse's parents have a fight, and Jesse's dad, Nick, moves in. But Jesse's mom, Irene, has to stay the night too, because the fog is extremely thick. When Jesse gets Nick to talk to Irene, he realizes that he should have talked to DJ instead of buying her something.

Working Mothers
When Jesse and Joey sell yet another jingle, the ad agency offers them full-time positions. But they don't like being away from home all day long, and they convince their boss to hire them on a project by project basis and let them work at home.

Little Shop of Sweaters
The guys buy DJ the royal blue sweater she wanted for Valentine's Day, but she takes it off at school and a lawnmower runs over it. Kimmy, DJ, and Stephanie go to the mall to replace it, but it costs more than they have. Stephanie sees a sign that says "Buy now, pay later," so she takes the sweater home for DJ. DJ and Stephanie go back the next day to return it, but they set off the alarm on the way in and get caught.

Pal Joey
Danny gets jealous of Jesse and Joey's friendship and feels left out. Danny and Joey tell the story (in flashback) of how they became best friends in fifth grade. When they dig up the possessions they burried in 1968, they find the pledge they signed to be best friends for life. They make up, and Danny decides to have Jesse sign a new pledge with them and re-burry their things. Meanwhile, when DJ teaches Stephanie's "boyfriend" Harry how to subtract, Harry "falls in love" with DJ and Stephanie tries to move out of DJ's room.

Baby Love
Michelle meets Becky's nephew Howie and thinks he's cute. The two play together all day and even fall asleep in her crib together. When Howie goes back to Nebraska, Michelle gets very sad. But they show Michelle a video tape of Howie that Becky made for her at the airport, and she cheers up. Meanwhile, Jesse lets Stephanie watch "The Wolfman" with DJ and Kimmy, over Becky's objection, and Stephanie gets scared.

El Problema Grande de D.J.
DJ gets all A's on her report card, except for a D in Spanish. So Danny talks to DJ's Spanish teacher, Seniorita Mosely, who happens to be a fan of Danny's show. She tells him that DJ has stopped trying in class and offers to stop by after school to set up a study program. When DJ and her friends walk in on her and Danny kissing, DJ is embarrassed and Danny and Seniorita Mosely agree not to date while DJ is her student. Meanwhile, Stephanie is accused of being a chatterbox. Michelle helps Jesse and Joey come up with a slogan for marshmallows and gets a chance to star in the commercial. But when it comes time to shoot, she can't do it!

Goodbye, Mr. Bear
It's spring cleaning day again and as part of spring cleaning the girls give some of their old toys to charity. When Stephanie can't find Mr. Bear anywhere in the house, Joey suspects that he may have accidentally given it away. Stephanie is heart-broken and nothing anyone does can cheer her up. DJ reminds everyone that Mr. Bear was a present from their mom, Pam -- which is why Stephanie loves him so much. Then Michelle gives back Mr. Bear (she had it hidden the whole time!) and the episode ends with the family watching a home video of Pam. Also, Jesse breaks a handle off of a kitchen drawer, and when he tries to replace it he ends up having to reface every cabinet door and drawer front in the kitchen!

Blast from the Past
Joey's old girlfriend from college, Patty Fogerty, looks him up. She walked out on him 10 years ago and now is divorced and wants him back. They start to fall in love again, but soon realize that they are only in love with the memories. Meanwhile, Kimmy's magic trick leaves DJ and Stephanie handcuffed to each other, and Danny tries to help Jesse with his taxes.

I'm There for You, Babe
It's Jesse's 26th birthday, and he finds he is spreading himself too thin. DJ needs him to coach her soccer teem. Joey needs him to write the music to a dentist's jingle. Stephanie wants him to bake 100 cookies for a school bake-sale. Danny wants Jesse to fix his car. Michelle wants him to fix her Jack-in-the-box. And Becky has planned for Jesse to go with her to her uncle's first wife's son-in-law's wedding. Also, Danny arranged for an important music critic to listen to Jesse and the Rippers play at the Smash Club, but the rest of his band doesn't show, because Jesse has double- booked them. So the family stands in for the band and is terrible.

Luck Be a Lady|#1|
Danny and Becky are doing their first on-location "Wake-Up San Francisco", at the "fabulous" Ali Baba Hotel and Casino in Lake Tahoe, Nevada. The family is going with them, and Jesse plans to tell Becky "I love you" for the first time. But he gets jealous of Becky's interviewee, a popular movie actor, and breaks up with her instead. They argue and make up. Then Jesse asks Becky to marry him, and she says yes! Meanwhile, Joey tries to show DJ and Stephanie how stupid it is to gamble. But he starts winning at the slot machine, so he leaves the girls for a minute to get a change bucket, and DJ plays the machine and wins $100,000. Joey says he won it, but a security camera recorded it all and the casino keeps the money.

Luck Be a Lady|#2|
Jesse convinces Becky to elope with him in 1 hour, and they decide to keep it a secret until then. But their suspicious behavior leads DJ and Steph to investigate, and they figure it out. Danny and Joey see that the girls have a secret, and (indirectly) squeeze it out of them. Remembering how Jesse felt when he and Pam eloped, Danny becomes upset and rushes to stop the wedding (at the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino Wedding Chapel). When everyone gets to the chapel, Danny calms down and they start the wedding, but Becky realizes that they still have differences to resolve and runs out.

|SEASON 3|

Tanner's Island
It's the 2 year anniversary of the day Jesse and Joey moved in, so Danny decides to take the entire Tanner bunch to Hawaii for a week of family togetherness. Jesse drives everyone crazy (especially Becky) obsessing about Elvis and the Elvis movies filmed there. Then Danny rents a boat and gets the family lost when he navigates to a potato chip crumb on the map! They find an island that they think is un-inhabited, and the boat washes away. But at the end of the day they find out that they were on the right island after all.

Back to School Blues
DJ is excited about her first day of Junior High School, but when she gets there everyone seems older than her and she doesn't fit in. Stephanie worries about being the only Tanner at her elementary school,but ends up having a great first day. Meanwhile, Joey tries to teach Jesse how to play golf.

Breaking up is Hard to Do
Jesse tells Becky that he doesn't want to go horseback riding anymore, and Becky tells Jesse that she doesn't want to watch him play at the Smash Club. So they have a big fight and break up. But the girls trick them into talking, and they realize that they should listen and understand each other instead of arguing. Meanwhile, Stephanie loses a baby tooth and the tooth fairy (accidentally) gives her $20 for it. Michelle goes through a selfish phase, and the family demonstrates sharing with a pancake.

Nerd for a Day
Stephanie joins the other kids in calling Walter, a boy in her class, "Duck Face", so Jesse makes her call him to apologize. Stephanie calls Walter a very nice boy, and he thinks that she's his girlfriend. But when her friends find out, they start making fun of her and she sticks up for Walter by reminding them of how it feels to be teased. Meanwhile, DJ observes Michelle for a school report, and is impressed that Michelle is like a little person now. Also, Joey fills in for Becky as Danny's cohost.

Granny Tanny
Danny's mother, Claire, comes to visit, and Danny is worried about her being upset about her retirement. So he tells the family to make her think that they can't get along without her. But when that prompts her to decide to move in, Danny must tell her the truth. Finally, Claire decides to move into an apartment in the neighborhood. Meanwhile, Michelle gets her very first bed, which Claire picks out.

Star Search
Danny shows the family an old video of his college talk-show, on which Joey says he will be famous in 10 years. Joey realizes his deadline is almost up and gets serious about his comedy career. So Danny sends the tape to Star Search, and Joey gets accepted for the show. On Star Search, Joey ties the champion Steve Oedekerk with 4 stars, but looses the tie- breaking audience vote. Joey feels he's a failure and considers quitting comedy (again), but he sets a new deadline, 60 years, instead.

And They Call It Puppy Love
A golden retriever named Minnie somehow finds its way from Ohio into the Tanners' back yard, and immediately everyone except Danny and Jesse wants to keep her. In the middle of the family fighting, Minnie has puppies (on Jesse's bed), leaving everyone in awe of nature. When Minnie's owner shows up, he lets them keep one of the puppies. Meanwhile, Jesse let his driver's license expire, and has to re-take the written test.

Divorce Court
Stephanie fights with DJ about going to her elementary school's Halloween carnival with her, and they get on each other's nerves until Stephanie "divorces" DJ and moves in with Michelle. But when Michelle keeps her awake at night, Steph wants to move back in with DJ. So the family plays "court" to settle the dispute. Meanwhile, the guys have a disagreement over who is the best athlete. They decide to settle it with a quarter-mile race, and Becky brings the "Wake-Up San Francisco" crew to the track to tape it!

Dr. Dare Rides Again
Pete, someone from Jesse's wild past, shows up and he and Jesse get their old band back together and relive old times. Jesse misses living on the edge, and decides to recreate a stunt he performed when he was 20 -- riding his motorcycle on the ledge of a six story building. But Becky, Joey, and Jesse's old friends go after him and he finally comes to his senses.

The Greatest Birthday on Earth
It's Michelle's third birthday and the family has decided to throw her a party with a circus theme. Michelle is very excited, so Jesse takes her and Stephanie out for a drive to keep her out of the way while the others decorate. The car breaks down and they get it fixed at a gas station. But then the mechanic locks up and goes home while the three of them are in the bathrooms! So Jesse and Stephanie throw Michelle acircus party of their own. Danny, Joey, and DJ end up putting on a circus for Michelle's play group friends, but they save a special surprise for when she finally gets home, a baby elephant ride!

Aftershocks
It's been several days since a minor earthquake hit San Francisco, and Stephanie won't leave Danny's side. Danny can't get Steph to tell him what's wrong, so he takes her to a therapist. With the doctor's help, they find out that Steph wants to know where Danny is all the time because he was 3 hours late on the day of the earthquake. Meanwhile, DJ gets her first zit.

Joey & Stacy and ... Oh, Yeah, Jesse
Joey and Stacey, one of Jesse's backup singers, fall for each other. When Stacey encourages Joey to be more assertive with Jesse, Jesse wants to end their partnership and Stacey breaks it off with Joey so as not to come between good friends. But Danny helps Jesse realize how bossy he really is, and everyone makes up. Meanwhile, everyone is mad at Comet for chewing everything in sight, but Stephanie sticks up for him -- until Comet rips apart Mr. Bear!

No More Mr. Dumb Guy
Becky talks Jesse into going with her to a festival of cultural arts, and Jesse tries to study art and literature so he'll look smart. He almost backs out, but when he meets Becky's former professor (played by Barry Van Dyke), he gets jealous. At the party Jesse tries to compete with him, and they end up arm-wrestling! Afterward, Jesse tells Becky how he feels and she tells him he only has to be himself. Meanwhile, the girls prompt Michelle to call people "cheese-head".

Misadventures in Baby-Sitting
DJ hogs the telephone talking to Kimmy, and Danny agrees that she can have her own phone line if she can pay for it herself. DJ takes a babysitting job, but when the boy gets his head caught in the banister railings, DJ has to call Danny to get him out. Danny is proud that DJ asked for help, and gives DJ her new phone line. Meanwhile, Jesse and Becky decide never to fight again. But they are having a disagreement about where to spend Christmas and Jesse's poker buddies talk him into putting his foot down. Becky comes over, boiling mad, and they finally compromise.

Lust in the Dust
Danny keeps finding trivial things wrong with his dates, so the girls fix him up with Stephanie's dance teacher, Karen. They hit it off great, until he sees her messy apartment, freaks out, and breaks up with her. Jesse and Joey tell Danny he's looking for perfection because he's afraid to get close to somebody, and Danny makes up with Karen. Meanwhile, Michelle has been hiding things, so when Jesse misplaces his keys he assumes Michelle took them and interrogates her. But the keys were in the front door the whole time!

Bye, Bye Birdie
It's Michelle's first day of pre-school, and she's really looking forward to it. But when she lets the class bird out of its cage and it flies away, nobody likes her and she calls herself "a very bad girl." So the guys buy a new bird for Michelle to give to the pre-school, and the other children like her again. Meanwhile, Stephanie breaks the lock on DJ's diary, and glues it to her hand trying to fix it.

13 Candles
It's DJ's thirteenth birthday party, and DJ won't ask Kevin (a boy she really likes) to dance. So Kimmy and Kathy Santoni decide to set them up by playing spin-the-bottle. But the guys, listening at the fireplace, put a stop to it right when DJ and Kevin were about to kiss, embarrassing DJ. Becky talks to DJ about her first kiss and makes DJ feel better.

Mr. Egghead
Joey gets a chance to be the new "Mr. Egghead", the host of a children's science show, and he wants Jesse to be his musical sidekick. But on the first show, Joey's kinetic energy demonstration goes wrong and breaks Stephanie's nose -- on the day before her class picture is to be taken! Stephanie tries to stay home to avoid the picture, but Jesse takes her to school, and Joey gets everyone in her class to wear funny nose glasses. Meanwhile, Danny gets a traffic ticket and contests it in court.

Those Better Not be the Days
Danny, Jesse, and Joey feel that the girls are taking them for granted, so they decide to switch places and let DJ and Stephanie be the "parents" for a while. The guys behave like spoiled brats, but the girls don't get the hint. When DJ gives them a lecture about not getting a thank-you, they point out the similarity and the girls apologize.

Honey, I Broke the House
Stephanie has twenty minutes left before her dance class, but noone will play with her. She starts talking to Joey but he's obsessed with his brand new used car, "Rosie." He leaves to buy some touch-up paint, and Steph gets in the car for an imaginary drive. She turns on the car to play the radio, but shifts into reverse and drives through the kitchen window! So Stephanie decides to move to Mexico. She goes to Becky's house to say good-bye, but Jesse finds her there and she tells them what Happened.

Just Say No Way
DJ's junior high school is having a dance and DJ is in charge of getting the band. The band she books cancels so she gets Jesse to replace them. At the dance, her date Kevin starts drinking beer with two other boys in the hallway. When she finds them, one of the boys sprays her with beer and she takes the can from him. But Jesse walks in, thinks DJ was drinking, and takes her home. DJ is really upset that her family doesn't believe her story, and goes back to the dance to find Kevin. There, Kevin tells Danny what really happened.

Three Men and Another Baby
The family baby-sits the neighbor's baby, Tony, who won't bond with anyone but Jesse. Jesse spends the day with Tony, sings him Michelle's song and puts him in Michelle's room in Michelle's old crib. Michelle gets jealous and thinks Jesse doesn't like her anymore. So she climbs into the crib and acts like a baby. Jesse and Becky try to bribe her, but when that doesn't work, Jesse and Michelle talk it out. Meanwhile, Danny takes Comet to obedience school, with no effect.

Fraternity Reunion
It's time for the 10 year reunion of Danny and Joey's fraternity. Joey reminds Danny that he will be ridiculed for letting a sorority steal the fraternity "seal" 10 years ago, so the guys decide to dress up as women and go to the sorority's reunion first, to steal it back. But they get caught and sent to jail for attempted burglary. Meanwhile, Jesse gets fed up with the city and decides to take a ride through the woods!

Our Very First Telethon
Danny hosts a 24 hour telethon for a children's health center. But when he falls asleep on camera with four hours to go, Michelle and Jesse take over as hosts, Stephanie dances, DJ sings, and Kimmy rides a unicycle! Mike Love of the Beach Boys (playing himself) stops by and sings "Be True to Your School" at the end, and they achieve their $1,000,000 goal.

|SEASON 4|

Greek Week
Jesse's greek grandparents are visiting to celebrate their 50th anniversery in San Fransisco, and they bring three more visitors: Melina, who looks just like Michelle, Sylvio Banalakis, who falls in love with D.J., and his sister Elena. When Sylvio takes a walk around the table with D.J., he tells her that it's the traditional wedding walk and that they're now married. Elena tells Jesse that they did the same a long time ago. The episode ends with Jesse and Becky getting engaged.

Crimes and Michelle's Demeanor
The guys realize that they've let Michelle do whatever she wants, and they have to set limits.

The I.Q. Man
Jesse and Joey are doing a commercial on a cologne called "I.Q", but they quit when their boss push them too far. They then decide to start their own production company.

Slumber Party
Stephanie is going to a honey bee slumberparty for mothers and daughters, so Becky promise to go with her. But when Becky doesn't make it, Joey takes Stephanie there.

Good News, Bad News
D.J. is editor in the school newspaper, but she fire Kimmy who does a lousy job as sports editor, wich means breaking up their friendship. Meanwhile, Jesse and Joey are doing a commercial for "Wake Up San Fransico".

A Pinch for a Pinch
Jesse takes Michelle to pre-school, and when he see that Aaron is bugging her he tells her to do it back. But when Aaron pinch Michelle and she pinch back, the teacher gives both kids a time-out. Jesse, who thinks this is unfair, takes Michelle out of pre-school.

Viva Las Joey
Joey is opening for Wayne Newton in Las Vegas. Before the show starts he meets his father, who he does not have the best relationship to.

Shape Up
D.J. is unhappy with how she looks and wants to lose weight. When Stephanie finds out that D.J. does not eat at all, D.J. makes her pinky-swear not to tell anybody.

One Last Kiss
It's Jesse ten year high school reunion, and he meet his old girlfriend Carrie Fowler... And remembers that he never actually broke up with her!

Terror in Tanner Town
Danny has a new girlfriend named Cindy. When Cindy brings her son Rusty for a visit at the Tanner house, many strange things starts to happen - caused by Rusty.

Secret Admirer
Rusty writes a phony love letter. He gives it to Michelle and tells her to give it to her sister and say it is from Ricky the paper boy. It is meant for D.J., who has a crush on the paper boy, but Michelle gives itto Stephanie and tells her who really wrote it. Stephanie, who doesn't want anybody to know that Rusty loves her, hides the letter in Joey's laundry. Joey asks Cindy to clean it... and it goes on from there.

Danny in Charge
While Jesse and Joey are out in the forrest shooting a commercial, Danny and the girls are alone for the first time. Danny learns that being a single parent is not very easy.

Happy New Year
Joey doesn't have a date for new years eve, so Danny and Jesse sends a tape of Joey to a dating service. Joey doesn't know anything about it.

Working Girl
D.J. needs money so she gets a job. But when she gets an 'F' on a test, Kimmy turns it into an 'A' because D.J. knows that if Danny finds out, he'll make her quit the job.

Ol' Brown Eyes
DJ organizes a fund raiser for her school newspaper. Danny wants DJ to think he is "hip" and "cool", so he decides to surprise her by singing a song with Jesse's band at the fund raiser. But DJ catches him rehearsing and lets him know how embarrassed she would be if he performed his routine in public. So he promises not to sing. DJ feels guilty for hurting his feelings, and, at the fund raiser, she invites Danny to sing. Meanwhile, Jesse gives Rebecca's wedding ring to Joey to take to the engraver's, and Michelle can't get enough of the "hot and cold" game. When everyone tires of the game, Michelle decides to hide the ring so someone will play.

Stephanie Gets Framed
Stephanie doesn't want to wear her new glasses until Steve Urkel (of "Family Matters") tells her to make everybody laugh with her before they can laugh at her.

A Fish Called Martin
Michelle gets a gold fish and names it Martin. But nobody told her that a fish is not supposed to take bubble baths, so Martin's life becomes a short life.

The Wedding |#1|
It's the day before Jesse and Becky are getting married. Becky's father tells Jesse about the big responsibility it is to have a family, and a few hours before the wedding, Jesse decides to have one last adventure - to go skydiving.

The Wedding |#2|
Everybody is worried. Why is Jesse late for the wedding? Nobody knows that he's in jail. But everything turns out well, and Jesse and Becky are finally married.

Fuller House
It's a sad day at the Tanner house when Jesse moves out. After explaining to Michelle that he has to live with his wife, Jesse moves in with Becky. But it's very obvious that he misses his family.

The Hole-in-the-Wall Gang
Danny is not home, and when D.J. and Stephanie is in his room they make a hole in the wall. Meanwhile, Jesse refuse to let Joey help him build the new apartment in the attic.

Stephanie Plays the Field
Stephanie has a crush on Bret. She joins a baseball team to share his interest, but after he asks her to be his girlfriend, he also asks her to cheat for him when their teams play against each other.

Joey Goes Hollywood
Joey goes to Hollywood to shoot a pilote episode for a new sitcom called "Surf's up".

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
D.J. sneaks out to study with Kimmy - and two boys. Danny told her to stay at home to study. But D.J. tells Becky to cover for her. Meanwhile, the guys play pool.

The Graduates
D.J. graduates jr. high, Michelle graduates pre-school, but Stephanie doesn't get a graduation - and she wants one.

Rock the Cradle
Becky finds out that she is pregnant, while Jesse and the Rippers sign a contract to go on the road. Becky is nervous about how Jesse is going to take the news.

|SEASON 5|

Double Trouble
Jesse and Becky finds out that they are having twins. Jesse gets scared by the big responsibility. Michelle's first day at kindergarten.

Matchmaker Michelle
Michelle wants a new mom and tries to fix up Danny with her school teacher. Of course, this doesn't work.

Take My Sister, Please
D.J. wants her own room, and she asks Danny who agree to let her have Michelle's room and let Michelle move in with Stephanie. But Stephanie doesn't want to live with "a four-year-old baby", and when she finally wants to Michelle doesn't want to live with Stephanie. But it ends up with D.J. getting her way.

Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Girl Gone?
There's a false rumor going around about D.J. having a mega-crisis. Danny thinks that it's something serious, and he starts to wonder why D.J doesn't tell him anything.

The King and I
Tanners from all across the country are going to a family reunion and picnic. A new record company loves Jesse's music and says that they will give him a contract if he can make one great hit song. But when he can't come up with anything before the picnic, he decides to stay home and work on the song instead. He also breaks a promise to Michelle about being her partner in a balloon-race.

The Legend of Ranger Joe
The legendary cartoon show host Ranger Roy are retiring. Joey's dream is to take over, and he finally does.

The Volunteer
D.J. has volunteered to visit a senior citizen named Eddie at the nursing home. Stephanie and Michelle has a dog show in the backyard to see which dog on the block is the smartest. Eddie wants to come with D.J. to see it, and D.J. brings him with her home. She then finds out that he sometimes forgets where he is or what decade he is in. When the nurse comes to take him back, she tells D.J. that he was not allowed to go out without permission and that he has Alzheimers disease.

Gotta Dance
Stephanie wants to be a professional dancer and begs Danny to let her go for it. He agrees, but after a while Stephanie finds out that dancing becomes the only thing she does all day. She's afraid to quit because she thinks Danny might be dissapointed in her. Becky doesn't think that Jesse will show up at her baby shower, so she tells him that it's aregular party. But Jesse bribes Michelle with ice cream to tell him about the secret.

Happy Birthday, Babies |#1|
Michelle turns 5 years old, and the Tanners look back at her life.

Happy Birthday, Babies |#2|
During Michelle's 5th birthday party Becky finds out that she's having the twins. They make it to the hospital, and the twins are born. It's two boys and they name them Nicholas and Alexander.

Nicky and/or Alex
Jesse mixes up his own kids! He can't tell the boys apart, and is afraid to tell Becky about it because she's had a lot of mood swings lately. While Becky is home with the twins, Danny has the "Wake Up San Francisco" show all to him self until the boss gives him a co-host named Vicky Larson.

Bachelor of the Month
Danny has the hots for his temporary co-host Vicky, but is afraid to ask her out. But then Bay City Magazine chooses him for Bachelor of the Month, a lot of women goes out with him. Michelle starts to miss him in the evening because he never tucks her in any more. So when Danny finally asks Vicky out, Michelle and her friend Teddy hides in the back seat of his car. This episode ends with Danny and Vicky's first kiss.

Easy Rider
While learning Michelle how to ride her bike, Joey lets her fall into the bushes and she refuses to try again.

Sisters in Crime
It's Saturday, and D.J. are babysitting for Stephanie and Michelle while everybody else is out. Stephanie has to stay inside until she has finished a book report, and Michelle can't go out because she has the sniffles. But when a boy named Steve asks D.J. out, she takes her sisters with her to the movies. When they are back home she makes them lie to Danny

Play It Again, Jess
Jesse has been turned down by another record company and starts to worry what will happen if he never gets a job.

Crushed
Tommy Page, Stephanies favorite star, comes to her birthday party!

Spellbound
Stephanie are going to be in a spelling contest at school, while Michelle tries to learn to read.

Too Much Monkey Business
Danny's sister Wendy is in town, and so is her pet monkey (who has a crush on Jesse!). Joey starts dating Wendy.

The Devil Made Me Do It
Michelle plays with Jesse's instruments in the studio after he told her not to. Jesse tells Danny, who sends Michelle to her room. She then runs away from home.

Driving miss D.J.
Danny is a nervous wreck when he have to sit next to D.J. who's learning how to drive.

Yours, Mine and Ours
While the rest of the family are having a miserable time on the official Tanner family fun night, Jesse and Becky are home arguing over how to raise the boys until one of them gets sick.

Trouble with Danny
It's time to clean the house, in other words Danny's private Christmas Eve. Danny really starts bossing everyone around and make them crazy. He's also brainwashed Michelle to be as obsessed with cleaning as himself.

Five's a Crowd
D.J. dates a guy named Pete from the band "The funky tongues". When Danny finds out they're at the drive-in movie, he and Joey & Jesse search the whole drive-in to find her.

Girls Will Be Boys
When Michelle's best friend Teddy doesn't want to play with girls anymore, Michelle tries to become a boy.

Captain Video |#1|
"Jesse and the Rippers" finally get a record deal!

Captain Video |#2|
contains their music video "Forever".

|SEASON 6|

Come Fly with Me
D.J. has been to Spain all summer. The family's in for a big surprise when they come to get her at the airport: She's got a boyfriend! His name is Steve and he went out with D.J. in the episode "Sisters in Crime". Stephanie meets a boy who's just about to board a plane, so she and Michelle walks into the plain to say good bye there. But before they leave the plane, it starts its flight to New Zealand!

The Long Good bye
Michelle's best friend Teddy are moving to Texas.

Road to Tokyo
Jesse and the Rippers' single "Forever" is number one in Japan. So Jesse goes to Japan to a Rippers concert, and gets worshiped until the whole thing goes to his head.

Radio Days
Jesse and Joey gets their own radio show on KFLH.

Lovers and other Tanners
When D.J. is together with Steve she forgets about everything else. That's why Danny tells her not to see him anymore, and of course, this makes her mad. Jesse and Joey debuts on the radio with their show "The Rush hour Renegades".

Educating Jesse
Jesse didn't graduate high school, so he's now going back.

Trouble in Twin Town
Becky's rich cousin Dick and his family comes to town. He gets on Jesse's nerves and he enters his twin daughters in a twin contest. So does Jesse with Nicky and Alex.

The Play's the Ting
Michelle's class are going to perform "America the Beautiful" and Joey and Jesse are directors. Michelle wants to play Yankee Doodle, but another kid named Derek are better than her and gets that part.

Nice Guys Finish First
Joey are going to play hockey in a charity game. But then he finds out that he's playing against Herschel "Stonewall" Binkley who once totally humiliated him.

I'm not D.J.
Stephanie wants pierced ears because all her friends have it. When Danny says no she lets Kimmy pinch the holes through her ears and, of course, they get infected.

Designing mothers
Danny meets his girlfriend (who now lives in Chicago) Vicky's mother. Danny and Vicky breaks up, but gets together again.

A Very Tanner Christmas
It's Christmas. D.J. and Steve breaks up. Jesse promises Stephanie and Michelle the perfect Christmas gift, which is helping homeless people. Danny wishes Vicky were there for Christmas, and she finally comes. D.J. and Steve gets back together.

The Dating Game
Joey asks his boss Alison over for dinner and makes a fool of himself. Stephanie's friend Josh asks her out for pizza with "the guys", and she starts to think of it as a date.

Birthday Blues
D.J. forgets Kimmy's birthday, so she has 15 minutes to throw together a party before she finds out.

Be True To Your Pre-School
It's time for Jesse and Becky to choose a preschool for Nicky and Alex.

The Heartbreak Kid
Steve gives Michelle a cookie with a heart on it, and Michelle gets the wrong idea about what he means. When she asks him to marry her, he think that it's meant to be for fun, and answers that he will.

Silence is Not Golden
Stephanie finds out that Charles, a boy in her class, gets beaten by his father.

Please Don't Touch the Dinosaur
Danny and Jesse are taking Michelles class to the museum. When they get there Michelle accidently knocks over a dinosaur worth 4 million dollars.

Subterranean Graduation Blues
Jesse is finally graduating high school. But the subway stops so he gets stuck when the graduation ceremony is starting.

Grand Gift Auto
Joey has bought D.J. a car for her birthday, but it turns out to be stolen and Joey is the suspect.

Room for One
More Jesse tries to prove to Becky that they have the time to have another baby.

Prom Night
It's Steve's senior prom and he and D.J. are having a great time until Steve's old girlfriend Rachel shows up.

The House Meets the Mouse
Jesse and the Rippers are going to play at Disney World. The whole family are coming with Jesse to Florida. Michelle gets to be Princess for the day, and when D.J., Stephanie and Kimmy thinks she's to bossy she runs away from them. Danny tries to ask Vicky Larson to marry him, but he keeps getting interrupted. Jesse and Becky celebrates their aniversery before The Rippers' show starts. When the whole family finally are together, and Michelle has been found, Danny figures out a way that no one can interrupt him while asking Vicky. She answers "Yes" to his important question.

|SEASON 7|

It was a Dark and Stormy Night
When DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle get back from summer camp, Danny expects a warm reunion, but the girls just talk about how much fun camp was. Michelle took a bunny home with her, so Steve drives the girls back to the camp to set it free. Meanwhile, Jesse and Becky can't get Nicky and Alex to sleep in their own beds.

The Apartment
DJ visits Steve at his new apartment, and when they fall asleep watching a movie, Danny flips out. Meanwhile, Michelle tries to collect leaves as a hobby, and Jesse and Joey cemment the driveway.

Wrong-Way Tanner
Everyone is annoyed at Stephanie for video-taping their embarassing momments, but when Michelle joins a soccer team and scores the winning goal for the other team, it's Stephanie's tape that convinces her not to quit.

Tough Love
Nicky and Alex are out of control, so Jesse and Becky finally give them a time out. But Jesse is upset because the twins call him "mean daddy," and he feels he's turning into his father. Also, Vicky cooks dinner for the family, and Danny is worried that the girls won't care for her interresting choice of foods.

Fast Friends
After a week of not knowing anyone in Junior High, Stephanie makes friends with a girl named Mickey. But when she finds out Mickey smokes, she worries that she will have to smoke to fit in.

Smash Club: the Next Generation
The former owner of the Smash Club left the club to Jesse in his will, but it has been closed for two years and the will stipulates that he must re-open it. So he decides to turn it into a club for teen-agers. Meanwhile, Michelle tries to turn Nicky and Alex into her personal servants.

High Anxiety
Michelle is upset with Danny for treating her like a baby. Meanwhile, Jesse is overwhelmed with decisions for the Smash Club.

Another Opening, Another No Show
It's the night of the Smash Club's grand opening, and nothing seems to be going right for Jesse. When he is locked in a store room with Kimmy, she helps him realize how bossy and insulting he was being.

The Day of the Rhino
Michelle orders an "Action Rigby," but when the toy arrives it is much smaller than it appeared to be on TV, and she is very disapointed. So Joey helps her do something about it. Meanwhile, DJ gets an awful hair-do and Steve says he likes it. So Becky and Vicky demonstrate that men will always lie about a woman's appearance to avoid confrontation.

The Prying Game
Stephanie sees Steve kissing another girl. So Kimmy helps her break into Steve's apartment to find out if he's really cheating on DJ, and DJ gets very upset about Stephanie's constant snooping. Meanwhile, the guys tryto market Jesse's hair-spray shield.

The Bicycle Thief
Michelle believes her bike has been stolen, and Danny, Jesse, and Joey all go out (separately) looking for it. But when all three return with identical pink bikes, the gang has to try to return the bikes without being caught by the "crime catchers."

Support Your Local Parents
Nicky and Alex refuse to make friends with any other kids in their play group, so Jesse and Becky must join a support group to help them help their twins. But Jesse is uncomfortable admitting that they have a problem. Meanwhile, DJ gets a ticket, Stephanie and Michelle find out about it, and they threaten to tell Danny unless DJ gives them what they want.

The Perfect Couple
Joey is auditioning to be a game show host for a new game show designed to embarass couples. So DJ and Steve, Jesse and Becky, and Danny and Vicky agree to be the test contestants for the audition. But Jesse is upset that Becky knows him better than he knows himself, and DJ is upset that she and Steve know so little about each other. Vicky is late, so Danny is paired with the producer's assistant whom he has never met but winds up matching every one of his answers! Meanwhile, Stephanie and Michelle are left home to watch Nicky and Alex. After the game show, Vicky arrives to tell Danny that she got a job as a network news anchor in New York. But Danny was hoping to finally set a wedding date, and so the two decide to break up.

Is It True about Stephanie?
Gia starts a rumor about Stephanie in order to make a certain boy break a date with her. But when Stephanie gets back at her, she feels bad that she really hurt Gia's feelings. So she apologizes to Gia and they become friends. Meanwhile, Danny is depressed about losing Vicky, and makes a few changes around the house.

The Test
It's time for DJ to take her SATs, and she's really nervous about getting a good score so she can go to Stanford. She falls asleep studying and has a nightmare about the test, including changes in the instructions and subjects, and Vanna White grading the tests.

Joey's Funny Valentine
Joey is dating a stand-up comic named Roxy. So Joey invites the family to see her act at the Smash Club, and they are angry at her when she works them into the routine. But since she is very important to Joey, they give her a second chance.

The Last Dance
Jesse's grandfather Papouli flies in from Greece to visit the family. But when he dies in his sleep, Jesse tries not to let anyone see him cry, and Stephanie tells Michelle to "be brave for him."

Kissing Cousins
Jesse returns from Greece after Papouli's funeral, and brings home his cousin Stavros. Although Stavros hustles the family and hits on Becky, Jesse adores him and won't believe them. But when Stavros gets a phony fund raiser organized, Becky tricks him into confessing.

Love on the Rocks
When Steve goes on a trip to LA with his film class, DJ goes mountain climbing with Kimmy and realizes that her relationship with Steve has fizzled out. So Steve and DJ break up. Also, Joey plays an April fool's joke on the family, but when they try to get him back, things don't go exactly as planned.

Michelle a la Cart
Michelle decides to join the "down-hill derby," and asks Becky to help her build the car. But when Danny and Jesse joke about girls not knowing how to build cars, Michelle takes them seriously and decides to quit. Later they explain and Michelle un-quits. Meanwhile, Stephanie teaches Joey some ballet to help him in hockey.

Be Your Own Best Friend
Teddy comes back from Texas and expects that he still is Michelle's best friend. But since he moved Michelle has got a new best friend, Denise. When her two best friends force Michelle to choose between them, it ends up with Teddy and Denise beeing best friends and Michelle beeing alone. Meanwhile, Roxy is guest on Jesse and Joey's radioshow "The rush hour renegades", and Jesse feels like Joey and Roxy leaves him out.

A Date with Fate
DJ hasn't been dating since she broke up with Steve, and Danny hasn't been dating since he broke up with Vicky. So Steph sets up DJ with a 20- year-old guy named Roger, and Becky persuades Danny to ask out Leona, a camera person who is 25. When Danny and DJ run into each other on their dates, Roger and Leona leave together. DJ meets someone from her school and goes to a dance with him. Danny helps someone clean her dirty table, and ends up going rollerblading with her daughter. Meanwhile, Mother's Day is coming up, and Jesse makes plans for him, Nicky, and Alex to surprise Becky with breakfast, gifts, and a song. But the boys decide to give Becky her surprises a day early.

Too Little Richard Too Late
Jesse gets tickets for the whole family to see Little Richard, but Nicky and Alex cut up the tickets and glue them into a collage that they are making. Meanwhile, the art program at Michelle's school is being discontinued due to budget cutbacks, so Danny and Joey go to a PTA meeting and lobby for it to be saved. At the meeting, Danny and other parents encourage Joey to run for the next PTA president. When the competition heats up, Joey decides to have a campaign rally -- with Little Richard (who happens to be Denise's uncle) providing the entertainment. At the end of the rally, Mrs. Carruthers informs everyone that the PTA president must be a parent, but offers to make Joey her co-president and to help get back the art program.

A House Divided
Lou Bond, a very wealthy businessman who grew up in the family's house, wishes to buy the house from Danny for twice what it is worth. The family has recently been driving each other crazy, and everyone jumps at the idea of having a new house with more space. Jesse and Becky start looking for a house of their own. Even Joey wants to get his own place. But Michelle doesn't want the family to break up and move, and tries to discourage Mr. Bond from buying the house. Finally, Michelle makes everyone realize how much they love the house, and Danny turns down Mr. Bond's offer.

|SEASON 8|

Comet's Excellent Adventure
The Rippers drop Jesse from the band, so Jesse tries to turn himself into a one-man band. In the process, he ignores his household chores and lets Michelle try to walk Comet by herself. But Comet gets away from her and spends a fun-filled day on the town. Also, DJ dumps Nelson, the millionaire she had been dating.

Breaking Away
It's the first day of pre-school for Nicky and Alex, and Jesse has a hard time letting go. So he and Joey try to teach them at home, but the twins get the best of them. It's also Stephanie's first day of 7th grade, and she wants to look and act more mature, like Gia.

Making out is Hard to Do
Gia invites Stephanie to an unsupervised party, but when it turns out to be a "make-out party," Stephanie finds herself unprepared and calls DJ to pick her up. But Danny arrives instead, where he meets Gia's mom, Claire. Meanwhile, Jesse learns that the Rippers have picked up a new lead singer -- Barry Williams (who played Greg on The Brady Bunch), and he's upset that "Barry and the Rippers" are a hit practically overnight.

I've Got a Secret
Michelle and her friends Derick, Lisa, and Aaron start a secret club and whoever procures a Mighty Mutant Super Fortress gets to be the president. Michelle ends up telling Danny about the club, and when Danny accidentally mentions it to the other kids, they kick her out. So Danny tries to get her back into the club by buying them a Super Fortress. Meanwhile, DJ is jealous of Kimmy dating Nelson.

To Joey, With Love
A flu epidemic causes a teacher shortage at Michelle's school, so Joey, who has a teaching certificate, substitute teaches Michelle's class. But Michelle has trouble taking Joey seriously. Meanwhile, Jesse interviews lead guitarists for his new band, and Danny wants to audition. Danny almost turns out to be the best choice, but at the last moment someone better shows up named Viper.

You Pet It, You Bought It
Michelle makes $221 selling lemonade. Kimmy takes her to the candy store, but on the way they stop at a "traveling petting zoo," and Michelle uses all her money to buy a donkey! The donkey wakes everyone up, so in the morning they donate him to a zoo.

On the Road Again
Jesse and his new band, "Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets," hit the road. Danny is upset that DJ is dating Viper and tells Jesse, who reacts by firing Viper. But when the club owner expects Jesse to play polka, Viper helps him out.

Claire and Present Danger
Danny goes on a date with Claire, and Gia and Stephanie talk about how great it would be if their parents got married and they became sisters. But Michelle is feeling left out, and tries to discourage Gia's mom from wanting to join the family. Meanwhile, DJ and Viper have a fight because Viper is insecure about not having gone to college, and Jesse tries to make a "come- back" at the Smash Club with his new band.

Stephanie's Wild Ride
Michelle asks Jesse to help her win a video game, and Jesse, Joey, Danny and Becky take over the game and play for hours and hours. Meanwhile, Gia and Stephanie meet two high-school boys at the mall. The boys drive them home, and on the way they drive fast, wild, and dangerously. When Steph gets home she tells DJ how much fun she had. Later Gia shows up with the two boys for another ride, but DJ forces Stephanie to stay home. At first Stephanie is upset with DJ, then Danny tells them that Gia was in a car accident and is in the hospital overnight.

Under the Influence
DJ and Kimmy go to their first fraternity party and Kimmy gets drunk. In the morning Kimmy tells DJ that she embarrassed her and ruined her night, and they have a big fight. Meanwhile, Michelle yells at Nicky and Alex, who then say they hate her, and Jesse tries to explain forgiveness. Also, Joey makes "flounder-tarts!"

Arrest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Michelle buys her very first store-bought Christmas present -- a big, plastic "Christmas party tie". But Becky bought the same thing for Joey (as a gag gift) and when she sees Becky making fun of it with Danny and Jesse, she talks Jesse into taking her back to the store to exchange it. The owner of the novelty store (Mickey Rooney) refuses to exchange it without the receipt and, when Jesse tries to insist, he threatens to call the police. But Michelle and Jesse figure out that he is just lonely and they invite him home with them for Christmas Eve dinner. Meanwhile, Nicky and Alex see Joey struggling to buckle a Santa suit that is too tight, and become afraid of Santa Claus.

D.J.'s Choice
Viper breaks up with DJ, and Nelson is there to comfort her. DJ and Nelson get back together. But when Viper asks her to take him back, he and Nelson compete for her, and she finally decides she doesn't want either of them. Meanwhile, the family fixes up an old, vandalized neighborhood park.

The Producer
Becky is made the new producer of "Wake Up San Francisco." Danny feels passed over and quits. Later he realizes he was jealous and comes back to the show. Meanwhile, DJ and Stephanie bet on which one of them can go longer without eating sweets, and Joey is distraught that "Vanilla Weasels" aren't being made anymore. Jesse teaches Nicky and Alex manners at a restaurant.

Super Bowl Fun Day
Jesse and Joey promised to take Michelle's science club to the museum. When Joey realizes that it's Super Bowl Sunday, he refuses to go. Instead, he drags them to a sports bar so he can watch the game. But Jesse and Joey break the TV, so they take everyone in the bar home with them to watch there.

My Left and Right Foot
Michelle goes to the shoe store with Stephanie, DJ, and Kimmy, and learns that her feet have grown two sizes this year. The girls make fun of her, and Michelle takes them seriously. She has a nightmare about her feet and her friend Lisa helps her try to shrink them with ice water and shrink wrap. Meanwhile, Danny, Jesse, and Joey start a family tradition singing to Nicky and Alex at bedtime. But when Becky joins them she sings off-key, and Jesse tries to give her a singing lesson.

Air Jesse
Danny, Jesse, and Joey must play in a charity basketball tournament. Jesse knows absolutely nothing about basketball, so the guys take him to the park to practice. Jesse is horrible, and the other guys leave him. He meets Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, whom he does not recognize, and they discover that Jesse has a "sweet spot." He can only make a basket if he's standing in one particular place.

Dateless in San Francisco
Valentine's day is coming up, and Jesse helps Danny plan a special evening with Claire, while making Becky think he has nothing planned for them. Also, Teddy becomes Michelle's boyfriend so they can have dates for their class Valentine's party. But they break up because there are "too many rules," and become friends again at the party.

We Got the Beat
Stephanie and Gia hear about "Wake-up San Francisco's Young Talent Search" so they start a band called "Girl Talk." They ask Jesse to be their manager, but then fire him because they feel he's pushing them too hard. But when they get on stage, they make fools of themselves. Michelle's friends Derek and Lisa win the competition singing "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart."

Taking the Plunge
DJ gets rejected by Stanford University and feels bummed because it's the only school she really wanted to get into. But Kimmy is really depressed about being rejected by every college in California. Kimmy decides to marry her new boyfriend Duane and calls DJ from Reno. So DJ leaves a note for the family and she and Nelson fly to Reno to stop Kimmy. When the family gets home Comet has chewed the note and, from what's left of it, they think the note says that DJ flew to Reno to marry Nelson! Meanwhile, Joey meets the Queen of England and acts like an idiot, as usual.

Up on the Roof
It's time for the senior class prank, so in order to top the famous prank Jesse's class committed, DJ and Kimmy decide to hoist the principal's car up to the roof of the school with a crane. They are successful, but then it starts to rain, and Jesse has to go back with them and hot-wire the car so they can put the top up, so the interior is not ruined. While there, Jesse gets caught in the car and tries to take the rap, but DJ confesses and they find out that Principal Robolard actually likes the pranks that the students do each year. Meanwhile Becky and Michelle make meatloaf for dinner (enough for 50 people!), and Joey invents "Silly-Dough".

Leap of Faith
A risk-taking old lady is on "Wake Up San Francisco" and convinces Becky to bungi-jump with her on the next show. Jesse tries unsuccessfully to talk her out of it. When she gets there she starts to chicken-out. Then Jesse apologizes for trying to stop her, and he and Becky jump together. Meanwhile, Joey gives two tickets to a "Counting Crows" concert to Stephanie and DJ, but Michelle says she wants to go, and gets Stephanie's ticket in an impromptu random drawing. So DJ and Steph make Michelle think she's sick so they can get the ticket back, and Michelle tells them that she only wanted to go because she wanted to do something grown-up with them.

All Stood Up
Stephanie invites Ryan, a boy on the track team, to a dance, and he stands her up. When Danny accidentally meets him at Stephanie's school, he talks to him. Ryan apologizes to Steph and asks her out, but Steph thinks Danny forced him to ask her out, so she stands him up. Then Ryan and Steph work it out. Meanwhile, Jesse has high blood pressure and tries to relax. But when Kimmy starts practicing bagpipes, he fights with her about keeping quiet. Also, Michelle challenges DJ to various games, and finally finds one she can beat DJ at: Limbo.

Michelle Rides Again |1|
Michelle is learning how to ride and jump horses, and wants to enter the "Bayview Junior Jumping Contest." Danny doesn't want to spend the money on a new riding outfit, but agrees to let her enter because he wants her to beat another little girl who has a stuck-up mother. Michelle and the other girl feel that their parents are pushing them, and decide to skip the contest and go riding together on the trail for fun. But when Michelle tries to jump a log, she falls from the horse and hits her head. Meanwhile, Stephanie is rehearsing for her part as Juliet in the school play, but the boy playing Romeo won't kiss her, and Michelle says Steph has dry lips. Jesse and Joey get a chance to have their own late-night television series, which makes Jesse even busier than he already is with work. Kimmy tries to find DJ a date for the senior prom, without much luck.

Michelle Rides Again |2|
When Michelle regains consciousness after the accident, the family learns she has lost her memory. They take her home and show her around, but she doesn't remember anyone or anything. Finally, she takes a nap and her memory comes back. Meanwhile, Stephanie's "Romeo" kisses her. Jesse decides he's doing too much, and cuts back on work to spend more time with his family. And Kimmy sets DJ up with Duane's cousin Wayne, but at the end she goes to her prom with Steve.

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