Disclaimer: I do not know Rumiko Takahashi, nor do I have permission to use her characters in anything. Please dont sue- Although I dont think this will be a problem considering that in Japan it is perfectly legal to publish others' work in your own mangas [Doujinshi] and use names, places and everything it them without asking permission from the original author, artist or publisher.
Authors Note:After the way I finished [email protected], this was begging to be written. Every time I read this I laugh to myself. If there is anyone out there who knows Romanji, you'll probably get a laugh too when you see Sess's Dad's name.
Akuharumaki:Name I gave to Sesshoumaru's dad [XD]
Labrys:Double bladed battle axe
Furry thing on Sess's shoulder: His @##^$%^ TAIL. [Not a boa, or his mom's fur or something]
Sama:Proper title, Master/Mistress, Lord/Lady/etc.
Satsurikepaku:Name I gave to char. Means Slaughtered Innocence
Chikushou:Damn
Shimatta:Damn it
.:Feudal to Fabulous:. /*/ Ch. 1 Satsurikepaku[Written Jan. 19 2oo4]
"You!"
Sesshoumaru continued walking. Rin stopped to look at the man who yelled to her Master.
"Hey, I'm talking to you, you stinking mongrel!"
Sesshoumaru stopped and turned around. He considered the figure. Not much shorter than he himself, and robed in an elegant furlined coat. His face carried similar markings, but they were of a deep crimson color, as if they were clawed into his flesh. The mark on his forehead was a deep purple, it looked like the symbol for a hurricane, and a misty red color shaded his dark amber eyes. He smelled of more northern lands, of mountains and snow. Sesshoumaru looked for the mark of a dog demon- one part of their true form must show- and finally found it. It was like his, the tail, but this demon had his wraped around him like it was a part of his clothing so much that Sesshoumaru had almost missed it.
"Sesshoumaru Sama, he looks kind of like you, but his hair is grey... Are there other demons like you?"
Sesshoumaru looked at the child, then back at the demon of the north.
"Doubtless you mistake me for my hanyou brother. He and his entourage are to the southeast of here in the central lands, Northerner." he said, and turned around and continued walking.
"So there are two sons of that cowardly, worthless, fleabag Akuharumaki, are there?"
"You put yourself on a sure course to death by insulting my father, Northerner. Who are you? What is your purpose here? What do you want with me?" Sesshoumaru said with a low growl as he turned around. Rin and Jaken distanced themelves from the two dog demons, and the sure to come fight.
"I am Satsurikepaku Sama, and I am here to slay you, mutt spawn! You and any lingering traces of Akuharumaki!"
"Why? I have never met you before, and you are almost too young to have known my father."
"The fool you call father I know as the human-loving, mutt maker, Akuharumaki. He went around telling the other families that they should protect humans. The filthy beast brainwashed my father! He chose to protect some village of humans and after only one time, when another demon plucked off one of their miserable children they turned against him! Because of the bullshit Akuharumaki spewed he refused to harm them, even to protect himself, and was killed. Soon after my brother, sister and mother were killed. I have been searching for him and his spawn ever since. In my travels I have learned that a dragon had the honor of killing off Akuharumaki himself, but that there was a son to have my revenge upon.
"And now you tell me there is another for me to slaughter. Tell me, before I kill you, are their others? Your brother's filthy human mother, perhaps? Or yours?"
"My mother was pure demon, a strong female of the Eastern Lands. Inuyasha's human sow is long dead. As you will soon come to be!" Sesshoumaru growled and lunged at him with Tokijin, but he was unexpectedly fended off by a labrys. Satsurikepaku moved back and Sesshoumaru attacked with Tokijin again, this time slicing off the outer coat he wore. He was surprised to see an elegant kimono underneath, with armor over it.
"Youre a woman?"
"Dont think that'll stop me from killing you!" Satsurikepaku lunged at Sesshoumaru and hit his armor. Sesshoumaru backed up while Satsurikepaku kept coming and swinging.
"Chikushou! Dont go easy on me just because you know I'm a female now! Theres no honor in killing you if youre not going to fight back!" she growled and looked towards the tree where Rin and Jaken hid.
"Should I kill your small companions first?" Satsurikepaku turned quickly from Sesshoumaru and leveled the tree in one strike. "..would that entice you to fight me?"
"SESSHOUMARU SAMA!" Jaken cried, Rin screamed and they both ran.
"Fool woman, I was simply waiting for the ideal opportunity." Sesshoumaru said, Tokijin sliced through her armor and made a sharp gash into her chest.
"Shimatta!" Satsurikepaku groaned and swung for Sesshoumaru's head. He pulled back in time to just recieve a scratch on his neck. Satsurikepaku landed harshly on the ground, her left leg giving out and sending her to her knees. The gash in her chest was bleeding heavily, and she could not stand. She leaned on her labrys and sent a white lightwhip out at him. Sesshoumaru evaded it easily and quickly stood before her, Tokijin drawn.
"I think I'll borrow this." Sesshoumaru said reaching down, and in one swift movement ripped off her left arm.
"Shimatta! You bastard!" Sesshoumaru raised the Tokijin for the finishing blow, and struck, a clean slice down the middle.
"I havent had my revenge! NO!!!" Satsureikepaku screamed as she disentegrated in a flash of yellow and white light. When the light had faded Rin and Jaken came out from behind the rock they moved to and stood at each of Sesshoumaru's sides.
"Look!" Said Rin, pointing to a pink shine on the ground, next to the labrys.
"It's a Shikon shard." said Jaken, pointing out the obvious. "It didnt help her much against your great power, did it M'Lord?"
"No, but how nice of her to arrange this for me." said Sesshoumaru, picking up the shard. He embedded it into Satsuikepaku's arm, and then attached the arm to his own.
"This will do quite nicely" he said, flexing his new fingers.
Authors note: Well, I had planned on this being a one shot like the Miroku one, but it seems to want to draw out. If it wants to, then it will, ne? I'm working on the second part now.^_^ Until Fandomination gets things figured out I'll be setting up a chapters section on my site. Heres the link: Frost