LONGER A KID
you're dead.
You quit trying to hold your stomach
in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of
your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone
half their age and isn't breaking
any laws.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay
home sick.
You constantly talk about the price of
gasoline.
You consider coffee one of the most
important things in life.
You no longer think of speed limits as
a challenge.
Neighbors borrow your tools.
People call at 9pm and ask, "Did I wake
you?".
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You know what the word "equity" means.
You can't remember that last time you
laid on the floor to watch television.
You got the cable for the weather channel.
You have a party and the neighbors don't
even realize it.
~~Author Unknown~~
