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| Q: How may I plot to make you develop a crush on me? A: What an evil question! Well, you can try, but there's no way to force me to have a crush on you... First let me explain the me-science behind this... If you are over a 7 in both personality and looks, it's possible to develop what researchers call a crush. To develop a crush on you, there are several factors to consider. First, the cuter you are, the quicker the crush will develop. That's just basic logic... There are several factors which work towards crushes and several factors which do just the opposite. -Factors which promote crushes: 1. me spending more time with you (i.e. the time factor) 2. the cute factor- the cuter you are, the cuter you act, the quicker your stunning looks will captivate the hearts of helpless maidens...>_>;; uh... like me... 3. Having manly muscles! but not too many manly muscles. Enough muscles to be a man, but not so many that you are a body builder. 4. Directing your cuteness at me. You can't kill someone with a death ray unless you point the death ray at them. This is common evil mastermind sense. Likewise, you can't capture me into a crush unless some of your cuteness is directed at me. Directing more of your cuteness at me is like concentrating that death ray on your victims. The results come faster and with less evil plotting. >3 wha ha ha -Factors which discourage crushes: 1.Flirting with girls, and or showing love interest in someone not me. Not all girls may be like this, but I am. The quicker you start kissing some other girl in my presence, the less likely I'll ever find you attractive or develop a crush on you. There are obviously some exceptions to this such as in movies. If we see Orlando Bloom kissing the main girl in some movie, most girls put themselves in her place and view this as a crush builder not destroyer... 2. Ignoring me. Who likes to be ignored? Not me. Who likes a person who ignores them? case in point, being shy to the point of avoinding someone works against you. Sadly, I think a lot of us have problems with this one sometimes because we're insecure... Finally, Developing a crush can take time- not because someone is unattractive necessarily, but because the personality factor is half of the equation and it can take a while to get to know somebody. ^_^; dhqx |
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