Professional Objective: I would like to get paid enough that I could afford insurance and tofu
along with flexible hours in case I have to take some time off to avoid the FBI. Strict personal appearance requirements dont mix well with me since my wardrobe consists mostly of T shirts and khakis.Willing to spurge on a few dress shirts if this is a deal breaker.
Qualifications: I have had dozens of jobs in my short 19 years on this earth so anything you name I probably have a little experiance with or I can fake my way through it. I have done construction, sales, pan handling, jainitorial work, and even petty theft. I am also often close to being on time.
Education: I went to Lincoln Elementary School in PA. That was before all the drugs so I did really well, even was made a library aid. Then I went to this thing called a Junior High and that didn't go over so well.......all I remember is loud music and skunky smoke. High School wasn't much better except I added sex to the many things to keep my mind off homework. I also took a course over Photography I think but I am not really clear on whether this really happened or not. On second thought, I watched this movie and the kid, Pecker, was a photographer. But I paid a lot of attention and I am pretty sure I could dupilicate his actions if this is required.
Interests: Anarchy, veganism, activism, music, literature, anime, the enviorment, and Bowie. I also really dig girls with short hair and deviant thoughts. Once I watched the IFC for like 16 hours straight but I didn't really like it so I am not sure whether that qualifies as an interest or not....
References: My second grade teacher said, "Damien will go far in life if he ever gets motivated to do more than eat glue." I gave that up six weeks ago so obviously she would recommend me in a heart beat if she hadn't been driven to the nut house.
Special Achievements: I was a president of the Owasso Socialist Organization until the only other member moved to Colorado. In fifth grade I was a crossing guard but after a little accident I was transfered to the alley behind the school. I worked in the library, as I mentioned earlier, for two years without screwing that up. That has to count for something.
Work Experiance: As I stated above, I have had dozens of jobs. Unfortunately I dont remember most of the numbers, locations, or supervisors associated with these jobs. I hope this isn't a problem.
I am a good person who works hard and showers fairly often. So if I am the man for your job just shoot me an email and I'll be in touch.
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