#10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
#9. The difference between cream, ivory and off-white.
#8. Crying can be fun.
#7. FAT CLOTHES
#6. A salad, diet drink and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
#5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
#4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
#3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
#2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
…AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
#1. OTHER WOMEN! (Send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as friends)

DEAR LORD:
SO FAR TODAY, I AM DOING ALL RIGHT. I HAVE NOT GOSSIPED, LOST MY TEMPER, BEEN GREEDY, GRUMPY, NASTY, SELFISH OR SELF INDULGENT. I HAVE NOT WHINED, CURSED OR EATEN ANY CHOCOLATE. HOWEVER, I AM GOING TO GET OUT OF BED IN A FEW MINUTES AND I WILL NEED A LOT MORE HELP AFTER THAT.
AMEN