WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

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This is Francis. Doesn't it look like he just FEELS pretty? Like he BELONGS in those clothes, inspite of being caught by his children on several occasions and silencing them with threats that Santa won't come this year if they tell. Like he's got this look on his face like the true "him" is exposed in this photograph. Like his wife is at work, his kids are at school, and he's convinced his work buddy Tony to take this picture. Although Tony is under the impression it's "just a joke". Tony has no idea that it's Francis' sick perversion surfacing, not only to dress like a Tusken Raider, but to be photographed by a fellow postman. You see, Francis always had a thing for mail carriers. That's why he joined the postal service. He's only a mail sorter now, but one day... he hopes to have his own route.

Have you seen this child? Last seen talking to his dog. Has not changed his clothes in 50 years. May be with his best friend who has a curious oral fixation. No known parents.

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