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DGS Hermit
D. G. S.
Kentuckiana, United States
Male
White / Caucasian
Pisces
Agnostic
6' 0"
I Have No Progeny
Dog
College Graduate
Scapegoat
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Stalking Michelle Pfeiffer, yelling at random, putting on my "dead skin mask" and going to the grocery, making laser noises while crawling around on the floor, and chewing gum while scuba diving.
In the winter, I can be found enjoying a warm glass of chocolate soymilk while standing upside down and barefoot in the attic, and in the summer, licking postage stamps in the pool and collecting dryed leaves.
I recently became a human test subject for extraterrestrials. I now have developed a fetish for collecting glass eyes.
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."
I want to start an organization for the lunatic. I am being literal here! Mind you, not just any lunatic off the street, it would be like MENSA. Except, mild psychosis would be a prerequisite. Hmm... 2% of the population of the world. It would be better than MENSA. It would be like charred, idiosyncratic people, reduced to cavemen, heaven. It would be so cool (because of the new ice age) because we could be around our muses all day, inventing interesting new ways to do things, changing all future human behavior to emulate ours... according to the prophecy.
