A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him.
The huge guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20-inch penis. Testicles 3 pounds each... Turner Brown."
The little guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The huge guy kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him.
He asks, "Are you OK?"
In a very weak voice the little guy asks, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The huge guy says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350lbs., have a 20-inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The little guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn around.'"
