A couple was driving down the road arguing about the husband's deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reached over and sliced off the man's penis with a razor blade. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple a man and his 10 year old daughter. The little girl was just chatting away with her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks their windshield, sticks for a moment, then falls off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It was only a bug, honey".
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes said, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
