A PGA golfer was sitting in the lounge after a particularly tough round on the tour. A lady, not particularly familiar with professional golf approached him and asked if he was one of the golfers on the tour.
"Well," he replied, "every weekday I get up, hit a thousand balls, hit 500 putts, then play 36 holes of golf. Then on the weekends I travel to the far reaches of the United States, stay in unfamiliar hotel rooms and eat the same boring meals. During the day I go out and beat my brains out trying to outscore 150 guys who have the same work ethic... I guess you could say I'm a professional golfer. How about you?"
"Me?" she asked. "I'm a lesbian. I think about women when I get up. I think about women when I shower. I think about women when I have breakfast, lunch and dinner. All I can do is think of women."
At which point she left.
Soon a little old couple sits next to the golfer and asks him if he is a professional golfer.
"I used to think I was," he confided, "but I just found out I'm actually a lesbian!"
