You can be sh*t faced, sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a place for your sh*t, or decide to sh*t, or get off the pot.
You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t, forget sh*t, and tell others to eat sh*t and die.
Some people know their sh*t while others can't tell the difference between sh*t and Shineola.
There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, crazy sh*ts, and dip sh*ts.
There is bull sh*t, horse sh*t and chicken sh*t. You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, or duck when sh*t hits the fan.
You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.
Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t, and some days are just plain sh*tty.
Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t, and there are times when you feel like sh*t.
You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t, the wrong sh*t, or a lot of weird sh*t.
You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself up sh*t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times you can fall into a pile of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your sh*t, you don't need to know anything else!
You can pass this along... IF YOU GIVE A SH*T!
