A young brunette went into the doctor's office and told him that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible," said the doctor. "Show me."
So the woman poked her elbow with her finger and screamed in agony. Then she touched her knee and screamed, then her ankle and screamed, and then other parts of her body, and she screamed with each poke.
Finally, the doctor looked the woman in the eye and said, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
Surprised, the young woman replied, "No, I'm not a brunette, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," said the doctor... "Your finger is broken."
