You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
If I followed you home would you keep me?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
It's always good for you to see me again.
I know where there is a good party. They've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
Person #1: Hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I'll owe you one.
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Do you like clocks? (if yes) Put two hands and a face on this. (pointing down)
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Hi. Are you legal?
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
If I was the last man on Earth, I bet we could do it in public.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
