The Praises Of Ebonics???

Leroy was given a simple homework assignment. He was given a list of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:

1.
HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.

2.
PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.

3.
DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."

4.
OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.

5.
STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.

6.
MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."

7.
DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.

8.
AFRO - I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.

9.
AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.

10.
LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

11.
DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.

12.
KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

13.
DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.

14.
DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy!"

15.
COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, "COPULATE!"

16.
FASCINATE - My girly's titties are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE.

17.
BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is this BEWARE I get a job?"

18.
DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION hung like a horse.

19.
COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM."

20.
DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of b*tches on DECIDE.

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