jokes galore
You'll laugh yo ass off!


no guys in the women's restroom

	One day, aboard a plane, there was a guy named Gary who REALLY needed to
take a shit. But all the men's restrooms were full. So he asked the stewardess if he can use
the women's restroom. The stewardess says, "Yes, but remember not to press any of the
buttons under the toilet paper." Gary says okay, then gets into the stall, and he starts his
business. Inside and on the toilet, he noticed that the women's restroom was very
different from the men's restroom. As he looked around, he noted that there were many
different details of a women's restroom than a men's. There was colored flower wall
paper, soft music playing, (Barry Manilow) and the air inside smelled liked fresh
potpourri. Then Gary noticed four small buttons under the roll of toilet paper. Wondering
what those four colored buttons do, he wondered what would happen if he were press any
of them. Thinking about it, Gary remembered the warning given to him from the
stewardess. But then, like all guys, curiosity got the best of him. He thought to himself,
"What the hell," as he looked under the paper, and saw where the four buttons were
located. He pressed the first one which was labeled WW. Then, there was a nozzle under
the seat emerged and then sprayed some Warm Water on his ass hole. Impressed, Gary
presses the second button labeled WA. Then a fan under the seat blew his ass dry with
some Warm Air. Amazed, Gary presses the third button labeled PP. Then, a Powder Puff
softly patted his ass with some baby powder. "This kicks so much ass!" he thought to
himself as he pressed the fourth button labeled ATR. Then, he woke up in the hospital
where he saw two doctors talking about him. One doctor asks to the other, "This is the
guy from the plane?" "Yeah," the other doctor replied, "He was having a blast using the
women's restroom until he pressed the button for the 'Automatic Tampon Remover'."


nightly prayers

	One night a man named Anthony was watching his son pray before he went to
bed. The little boy, in his pajamas, adorably says, "God, please bless my Mommy, and
please bless my Daddy, and please bless my Grandma, but I don't know about my
Grampa," then, on the next day, in his own house, the boy's grandfather had a heart attack
died. On the night of the grandfather's funeral, the man watched his son pray before he
went to bed again. The little boy adorably said, "God, please bless my Mommy, and
please bless my Daddy, but I don't know about my Grandma," then on the next day, the
little boy's grandmother died of an asthma attack, while she was doing a stepmaster
exercise. On the night of the grandmother's funeral, Anthony watched his son pray again.
The boy said "God please bless my Mommy, but I don't know about my Daddy," So, on
the next day, Anthony  was so worried about how he would die. And when he got home
he was still as scared. His wife sensed this, and asked him "Is something wrong?"
"Actually," he replied, "I just have been feeling strange today, that's all," "Speaking of
strange, the weirdest thing happened today," his wife said, "the mailman dropped dead on
the doorstep."


what you want is what you get

	One night, a little girl named Claudia woke up to hear her mom screaming from
the bedroom. So she went through the door to and walked in on her parents having sex.
Immediately she screams, "Daddy! What the hell are you doing to Mommy?!" Her
parents jump into their robes and try to calm her down. "Well," her mom answered,
"When a daddy puts his penis into a mommy's vagina, you get a baby." then Claudia
asked, "But what did you get when I saw him put his penis in your mouth?" then, her
mom turned around and said, "Jewelry, my dear, Jewelry."


how it could've been

	Bill and Hillary Clinton were on a road trip in Arkansas, when they pulled in to a
service station for gas. Then, as Bill paid for the gas, he noticed Hillary start a
conversation with a mechanic. Then, they gave their good byes as Bill pumped the gas
and drove off. "Who the hell was that?" Bill asked. Hillary answered, "Oh, he was and
ex-boyfriend of mine, that's all." then Bill said, "Aren't you glad that you married me
instead of him? you would have been the wife of a grease monkey!" Actually, "Hillary
replied, "If I married him, you'd be pumping gas, and he would be president!"


headache help

	One day a man named Brian walks into a doctor's office complaining of massive
headaches. He says, "Doc, you got to help me! My head is killing me! Is there any thing
you can do to help me?" the doctor hands him some pills and says, "Okay, use these and
if they don't work, try this one method I use. See, when I have a bad headache, I take a
really hot shower, and have my wife pour boiling hot water over my head. Then I hump
the hell out of her until my head stops hurting or I pass out." then Brian says "I'll try that
and get back to you tomorrow." but then, the doctor says "I'm sorry, I'm on a business trip
tomorrow, so catch me the day after." On the day after the next, Brian walks into the
office with a big smile on his face. So the doctor said to him, "So I guess my advice
worked pretty well," "It sure did," Brian replied as he strolled happily away. But then he
turned around to say, "By the way, you have a nice house."


the bet

	One day, in a whorehouse, a man named Andrew was getting a blowjob from a
redhead. But when he nutted (came) in her mouth, she spit it into a jar. Puzzled, Andrew
asked "Don't you chicks normally swallow?" "Yeah," she replied, "but my blonde friend
and I have always bickered over who's better. So time after time we get into these crazy
bets. Right now we're in the middle of a bet of who can give the most head. So we collect
the cum, and we use the jars as proof. Whoever has the most cum in her jar wins the bet."
and continues to suck more cum out of him. So then Andrew asks, "But what do you get
if you win?" then, the whore looks up and says, "Both jars."


heaven and hell

	One day two guy twins named Bobby and Robbie died in a horrible car crash.
Bobby went to heaven, and Robbie went to hell. So one day Bobby asked God if he can
check on his sibling in hell. So God walks Bobby to his computer which has a infinityK
modem, and instantly logs on to hell.com. He looks up Robbie and pulls up a camera
view showing Robbie in a lazy-boy with a beer in his hand, and a blonde in his lap. So
Bobby asks, "God, this does not make any sense. If Robbie is in hell, why is he having all
the fun?" God replies "Take a closer look, Bobby. The beer has a hole in the bottom and
the blonde doesn't."


happy hour

	 At the height of a bar's happy hour, a dude named Mike holds his beer above his
head, and screams "All lawyers are assholes!" then another guy at the end of the bar, gets
up and says "Hey, I resent that," so the first guy asks, "Are you a lawyer?" then the second
guy answers "No, I'm an asshole!"


seven

	One day a young woman walks into a confession booth. Then she asks if she can
confess a sin, so of course the priest says, "Confess your sins and be forgiven," so then
the woman confesses, "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Last night, my boyfriend and
I made passionate love seven times, which I know is highly immoral, because I am
married to another man," so then the priest replies, "Then what you must do, is suck the
juice from seven lemons," then she asked, "Will that cleanse me of my sins?" "No," the
priest replies, "But it will wipe that big ass smile off of your face!"


the 3 mice

	One night, at a bar, there were three tough mice. One mouse leans over to the
other and exclaims, "I'm the toughest mouse on the planet!" the other two did not believe
him, and wanted him to prove it. So the first mouse says "Name the toughest thing you
do, and we'll see who's the toughest. Me, I'm so tough, that when I get caught in a mouse
trap, I snap that shit in two, take the cheese and go home." Then the second mouse says,
"You think that's tough? My momma can do that while she's asleep! You know those rat
poison tablets? I take those things home and sniff those bitches!" then the third mouse
says, "Fuck the both of you. I'm tougher than the both of you put together! Shit, I'm going
home, pansies!" so the first mouse says, "Whatcha gonna do, cry to your mammy?" then
the third mouse replies, "No, I'm going to rape the cat again."


the $10 hooker

	One day a man named Chris went out and had sex with a ten dollar hooker. The
next day he had an uncontrollable itching in his groin, so he went to a clinic and saw a
doctor. The doctor tells him that he is itching because he has contracted crabs. So it's just
plain obvious that he got it from the hooker. Chris finds the hooker later on that day, and
begins to complain to her. "Bitch! Why the fuck did your dirty ass give me crabs for?" he
asked her. She replied, "For ten dollars, what did you expect? Lobsters?"


Schitt, Shuttup, & Manners

	One day there were three friends going down the street. Their names were Schitt,
Shuttup, and Manners. Shuttup was driving his pickup truck with Schitt in the back.
Meanwhile, Manners was driving alongside in his car. Shuttup hits a huge pot hole, and
Schitt fell out of the truck. Shuttup panics, and drove even faster. Manners saw this, and
turned his car around to get Schitt. But then Shuttup gets pulled over by the highway
patrol. The officer asks, "What's yer name boy?" "Shuttup," he replies. So the officer
gives him a strange look, and asks again, "What's yer name, son?" once again he answers,
"Shuttup!" Enraged, the cop yells, "You wouldn't talk like that if you knew what was
good for you! Where's your manners boy?" then Shuttup replies, "Down the street pickin'
up Schitt!"


The Dildo

	One night, a chick named Michelle was pleasuring herself with her dildo. She was
just about to have her orgasm, when her father walks in. "Good lord, what the hell are
you doing to yourself?!!" her dad screams, as he sees the dirty deed. She screams, "Dad!
Your supposed to knock before you enter!!!!" So the dad apologizes and returns
downstairs. The next day, Michelle returns home to find her father, surprisingly sitting in
his lazy boy like any other time he does. But there is one exception, the fact that he was
holding her dildo in his hand! So obviously, she asks, "Dad! What the hell are you doing
with my dildo?!!" Her father looks up and replies, "I'm having a beer with my new
son-in-law."


The next best thing

	One night, at a bar, a man named Antonio walks into a bar. He approaches the
bartender, who asks, "What'll it be?" so Antonio says, "Let me have a 'sex on the beach . "
The bartender replies, "We ain't got that! But, we got the next best thing! How about, a
'Quickie on the lake'?" so Antonio says "Forget about that. Let me have a 'fuzzy navel'."
The bartender says, "We ain't got that! But, we have the next best thing! How about a
'hairy belly'?" So Antonio drinks about ten of those, gets drunk as hell, and when he
finished, he slapped a big book of food stamps on the table. The bartender screams,
"Hey! That ain't no money!" then Antonio replies, "No, but it's the next best thing!"


Lying bitch

	One night, in a bar, a man named Steve was complaining to his friend Will about
his wife. "That lyin' bitch!" he exclaims, as he chugs downs some beer. So Will asks,
"What the hell's going on?" so Steve answers, "Last night I come home at three in the
morning to find that she's gone. Then, at four in the morning, she walks in. So I ask her
'Where the hell have you been?' she says, 'I spent the night with my sister,' so I know she's
lying." Then, Will turns to Steve and says, "Whaddaya mean? Women do that all the
time. Sisterly bonds are strong. It's nothing unusual." Then Steve chugs another beer and
says, "You don't understand, I spent the night with her sister!"


Vegas midgets

	Two twin brothers, named Ryan and Randy decided to take a vacation in Las
Vegas. But these weren't any ordinary twins, even though they looked identical in
handsomeness, not to mention the blessing of having huge cocks, was that the both of
them were midgets. So after a long first day of cards and casinos, the boys decide to take
their winnings, and get some hookers. So they bring their paid for sluts to their separate
rooms. Ryan gets a horny ass bitch and has her on the floor screaming for hours and
hours. When he was done, he expected to hear his twin having his hooker still screaming.
But all he heard was his twin saying "One, Two, Three, Ummphh! One, Two, Three,
Ummphh!" and this happened all night long. So the next morning, Ryan tells Randy, "I
see you were humpin' that bitch pretty hard. You were gruntin' all night long!" but Randy
answers him with, "What the hell are you talking about?!! I didn't hump jack all night, I
couldn't even get on the bed!"


The new gynecologist

	One day a gynecologist named John began his first day in a new office. As he
looks into his waiting room, he sees three college girls (which were oddly a blond, a
brunette and a redhead,) were waiting for his service. So the first up was the redhead. As
he is in the middle of his physical exam, he notices that someone took a pen and wrote an
'h' on her puss. So John asks, "What's the 'h' for?" so the redhead answers, "My boyfriend
goes to Harvard, and he rubs off a letter whenever we have sex. It's the latest trend." So
later on, when he is examining the brunette, he notices a 'y' on her puss. So John asks,
"What's the 'y' for?" so the brunette replies, "My boyfriend goes to Yale, and he rubs off a
letter whenever we have sex. It's the latest trend." So later on, when John was examining
the blonde he notices an 'w' on her puss. Then John says "Let me guess, Your boyfriend
goes to University of Wisconsin, and rubs a letter off whenever you have sex with him,"
"Hell no," the blonde replies, "My girlfriend goes to MIT!"


blueberry hill

	One day, in a classroom, a boy named Zach came in an hour late from lunch.
Then the teacher asks, "Where have you been?" Then Zach answers, "I was on blue berry
hill," and takes his seat. So an hour later a boy named Al walks in. Then the teacher asks,
"Where have you been?" Then Al answers, "I was on blue berry hill," and takes his seat.
Then an hour later, a boy named Shawn walks in. Then the teacher asks, "Where have
you been?" Then Shawn answers, "I was on blue berry hill," and takes his seat. Then
fifteen minutes later, there is a knock at the door and the teacher answers it. She then
turns to the class and proudly announces, "Class, we have a new student," and opens the
door to let the kid in. It was a beautiful young lady who walks in front of the class in
order to present herself. The teacher asks, "Please, introduce yourself to the class," And
the girl says "Hello everybody, My name is Blueberry Hill."


The mightiest weapon

	Back in medieval times, during a festival, the king held a contest between the
knights of who had the mightiest 'weapon'. So the first knight pulls down his pants, and
has his 'weapon' tied to a 50 pound weight. His 'weapon' rises, the crowd cheers, and the
band plays 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow'. Then the second knight pulls down his pants,
and has his 'weapon' tied to a 100 pound weight. His 'weapon' rises, the crowd cheers, and
the band plays 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow'. The king, unimpressed, says, "These
knights are no match for the one who rules them!" and then he pulls down his pants ,and
has his 'weapon' tied to a 5000 pound weight. His weapon rises. The crowd faints, and the
band starts playing 'God Save the Queen'.


It's dark in here

	One day a woman was having sex with a man, when her husband walks into the
house. In a panic, she stuffs her boyfriend into the closet, so she hide him from her
husband, not to mention try to sneak him out. As he hid inside that closet, he heard a
snickering voice going on inside the closet with him. So he whispers, "Who is that?" the
voice answers "It's me, Timmy" so the boyfriend panics, since it's the woman's son. "You
know, it's dark in here," so the boyfriend says, "Shutup or you'll get me caught!" but
Timmy says "But it's really dark in here!" then the boyfriend says, "I'll give you a dollar if
you please shutup!" but Timmy just says "It's really dark in here," so the boyfriend pleads,
"I'll give you ten dollars if you shut your damn mouth!" but Timmy continued with "It's
really dark in here," until the boyfriend says, "I'll give you fifty bucks if you shut the fuck
up!" then Timmy says "Okay," and takes the fifty bucks. Weeks later, Timmy and his
mother are at the mall. As they pass a ToysRus, Timmy spots a bike that he wanted in the
window. He asks, "Mommy, can you buy me that bike?" his mother replies, "Sorry
Timmy, I don't have any money. And besides, I don't fifty bucks to just blow on a bike
like that." so Timmy retorts, "That's all right, I have the fifty bucks to buy it." Surprised,
his mother asks, "Where did you get fifty bucks from?" "I'm not supposed to tell,"
Tommy answers. So his mother says, "If you wont tell me, at least tell God." and takes
him to a confession booth at church. When Timmy gets into the booth, he whispers to
himself, "It's really dark in here," then the priest says, "DON'T START THAT SHIT
AGAIN!"


If the price is right

	One night on a busy street corner, a hooker approaches a man and begins to
conduct her business. "Hey, big boy. What are you doing tonight?" catching on, the man
replies "Hopefully spending some time with you, baby. How much will it cost to have
you in my bed tonight?" she replies. "Three hundred bucks, full service." Disappointed,
the man says, "I ain't got that much, how much for just a blowjob?" so she says, "One
hundred, don't worry, I always swallow." Then the man thinks to himself, "Pretty
expensive, oh well then," and begins to jerk off all over himself. The hooker, confused,
asks, "What the hell are you doing?!!" the man replies, "For one hundred bucks, do you
think I'll give you the big easy?!!" 


English class

	My English teacher is a jackass. He sits on his fat ass all day, with his trash talk.
He tells us about crap we already know, or stuff we don't just plain need to give two
pieces of monkey crap about. But what I hate about him the most, is when he can't admit
when he's wrong. Like how I got into that three weeks of detention last week. One day, in
my English class, the teacher was continuing his useless lessons as usual. That day he
was talking about double negatives. I even remember how it went. It all started when the
idiot said, "In the English language, the double negative always equals a positive. But in
some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, my students,
and a big but might I add, in no language, is a double positive ever a negative." that's
when I spoke up, saying "Yeah, right."


Jews and Arabs

	One day, on a plane, A Jewish fellow takes his appointed aisle seat, only to find
that he is seated in between two Arabian guys( Arabs ). As he settles into his seat, he
takes off his shoes so he can get more comfortable. But unfortunately, he can't. Due to
the mocking looks of both of the Arabs staring at him like vultures, he just couldn't keep
calm. With the conflicts between his and their ethnic backgrounds, he obviously sensed
that the Arabs might turn out to be hostile towards him. So instead of being as hostile in
return, he tries to settle their differences with kindness. "How about some cokes ?" he
asks. The Arabs both say "Yes," and the Jewish guy goes out and gets the sodas. After
they all drink their sodas, he thought that everything was cool. Until the plane landed. As
he gets ready to leave, the Jew puts his shoes back on. And notices immediately that the
Arabs hocked loogies in them. That's when he had enough. "Dammit you two, I'm tired of
all of this shit going on. I'm tired of you Arabs spitting in our shoes, and us Jews pissing
in your cokes...."


Pimpin' nuns

	One day, on a bus there was a man named Alex trying to talk to a nice, young lady
into having sex. But his attempts were obsolete when she turned and said, "How many
times must I tell you, I have already joined a convent! I have to stay being a virgin! God
will punish you for this," and got off the bus. The bus driver, feeling sorry for Alex, leans
over and he says, "You wanna know something about that chickadee?" Intrigued, Alex
says, "Yeah" and the driver continues with his info, saying, "That chick visits the
cemetery every night to pray for the dead. All you have to do, is impersonate Jesus
Christ, and she'll obviously give it up. From a guy to another guy, you ain't heard that
from me." So that night, Alex went out and got a costume to look like Jesus. And that
very night, went to the cemetery where he saw the nun in her habit (nun robe) praying. So
he sneaks up behind her and whispers into her ear, "Don't be frightened young one. It is I,
your lord and savior, and I come before you for a particular reason. Even thought it has
not been documented in the scriptures, every one thousand years or so, I must choose a
loyal subject to make love to. And on this millennium, I choose you to be my mate." so
the nun says, "I'm sorry, but these days, the only way to prove and to also obtain a
woman's virginity, I must have my hymen intact. But if you still want to have sex with
me, we can always do it anally," so Alex agrees. They go into the graveyard, and she
bends over a tombstone, where Alex begins to bone her butthole. As he nuts in her
asshole, he begins to laugh. So the nun asks, "What's so funny?" Alex removes his
disguise and says, "Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, the joke's on you! I'm not Jesus, I'm the guy from the
bus!!" Then the nun begins to laugh, and removes her disguise, saying "Ha Ha, Ha, Ha,
Ha, the joke's on you! I'm the bus driver!!"


What you didn't know about Cinderella

	When you were little, did you ever hear the story of Cinderella?(if you didn't, you
must have been on Mars for the past 100 or so years) Well if you did, I bet you didn't
know the WHOLE story. There were details left out about what REALLY happened, and
what was left out of the story, such as a specific item given to her by her Fairy
Godmother that your Mom, Dad and/or Kindergarten teacher would not tell you about.
That item was a magic tampon, made from a pumpkin just like her magic stage coach. So
as the story is known to continue, she dances all night until she realizes it's midnight.
Then, she runs home so the prince won't know that she's poor. But what you didn't know,
is that she didn't get home until five in the morning. When she came home, her Fairy
Godmother asked her, "Where the hell have you been? I know you weren't with the
prince," Cinderella replied, "Damn straight I wasn't with the Prince! I spent the night with
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater!"



The hole in the kitchen floor

	One day there was a girl named Marianna who was a very horny chick. This is
true because every couple hours or so, she would stick a frozen sausage in a hole on her
kitchen floor, and bounce on it until she got off over it, or if someone came to the door. If
someone were to come to the door, she would kick it under the table and answer the
door. Well one day, a guy named Kevin (who had a big crush on Marianna) saw her
doing it with her sausage through a window. There was a knock at the door, so she got up
and answered the door, without kicking the sausage under the table. This was his chance.
So he broke into her basement and drilled the hole so it went all the way thorough the
floor , then he propped up some boxes under the hole. he laid himself on top of the boxes
and pulled the sausage out of the hole, replacing it with his dick. So when Marianna
returned, she got back to business on his 'sausage' thinking it was the one she left in the
hole earlier. The plan was working pretty well until there was another knock at the
door....


the pope and the president

	One day, Bill Clinton and the Pope, died simultaneously in their sleep. On the
way to their eternal reisences, there was a mixup, resulting in Bill  going to heaven and
the Pope going to hell. While in hell the Pope is confronted by Satan himself. "William
Jefferson Clinton, I finally have you in my posession!" then the Pope says, "I am not the
one who belongs here. I am Pope Jean Paul the second,and I am the last person who
should turn up here!" so Satan says "My mistake, stuff like this has been happening here
for days. I'll make sure you get back to where you you belong." So Satan let's the Pope go
to heaven, and has Bill come to Hell. When the Pope and Bill meet in the middle, they
took some time to talk over the setup. "So, Mr.Clinton how do you like heaven?" Bill
answers, "What a dump! what the hell are we supposed to do up there?" "Well," the Pope
answers, "When I get up there, I am going to meet the virgin mary. All my life, I always
wanted to meet her." then Bill says, "She isn't a virgin anymore."


Seeds

	One night, a boy named James woke up to hear his mother screaming, and got
into the same situaion as a little girl named Claudia (see page 2,what you want is what
you get). He arose, walked into his parent's room to see why his mother was so loud, and
saw them having sex. Immediately he screams, "Daddy! What the hell are you doing to
my Mommy?!" Her parents jump into their robes and try to calm him down. "Well," his
dad answered, "I wasjust planting the seed of your little brother or sister into Mommy,
and later on, she'll have a baby," After that whole ordeal was done with, everything was
all right until the next afternoon, when the Dad came home from work to see James on
the front stoop crying. Like any caring parent, the Dad walks up and asks him, "What's
wrong James?" then, with sobbing tears, James answered, "Remember the seed that you
planted into Mommy last night? Well this morning, after you left, I saw that the mailman
come into her room and eat it all up."


Tattoos

	One day there was a guy named Terrell who finally got a chance to go out with a
fine ass Jamaican sista named Wendy. He felt extremely lucky to have her since because
she isn't anything like the a run-over-the-mill type of normal female. And every brother in
the hood wanted to hook up with her, but most don't, since she's a very special lady. One
thing about her was that Wendy was drop dead gorgeous. She had long beautiful legs, a
incredibly perfect set of tits, short yet stylish hair that was never messed up and always
permed, a set of brown eyes that can hypnotize any man, and a figure that would have
Barbie talking shit for days. Also, Wendy was a wild chick too, she loved to go out, see
things, and best of all, she loved to have sex. So Terrell was giving it to her good and
plenty every night he could. But she had one thing about her that let her make her mark
on her men. That's because with every man she gets, she has them get her named tattooed
on his dick. So it's obvious that Terrell got her name on his schlong. But like with all of
her previous boyfriends, she dumped him. All he had left of their relationship, was her
name on his cock. But he didn't let the break-up get to him; because the week after they
separated, Terrell was on the first plane to Jamaica. On his vacation, he decided to spend
all his time in clubs and on the beaches picking up chicks. Well, one day he was on a
nude beach which was where he discovered that when his dick was hard, the name
'WENDY' can be easily read; but when he isn't horny, it just reads, 'WY'. He felt awkward
about it at first, but then he realized that if so many other guys went out Wendy, they
would have her name on their dicks too. So it's not really a problem. So as Terrell walks
into a nude bar a lot of people notice his tattooed dick, but it doesn't bother him. That's
when the nude bartender acknowledged Terrell's tattoo and pointed out that he had a
tattoo on his dick too. Terrell leans over the bar and sees that the bartender's dick wasn't
hard, and it read, 'WY'. So Terrell says, "I see you went out with that ho ass bitch Wendy
too, huh. So I guess we both have her name on our dicks," then the bartender says, " Who
in the boombeclot is 'Wendy', mon? My tattoo says 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE
A NICE DAY' "


The roof

	One day, on top of a 50 story building, a beautiful woman was offering her hand
in marriage to three different guys, a white guy, a chico (Spanish dude), and a black man.
each had their reasons for her to choose him, but she couldn't. So she had them perform a
single test to win her affection. Each man had to walk to the edge of the roof, and whip
his dick out over the edge, in order to see who has the longest. So the white guy walks up
and throws his dick over the edge, and it rolls all the way down to the 40th floor. "Pretty
impressive," she comments, as the chico steps up to the edge. He pulls out, and it rolls all
the way down to the 25th floor. "Even better than the first guy. I might have you carry me
over the threshold." Then the black man walks up and whips out. Then he begins to sway
his hips from side to side. Then he begins to shake his lower body in a violent manner.
Now, his entire body is flailing in all directions and looks like he's crazy. So the woman
asks him, "What the hell are you doing?" then, the black man yells, "What do you think
I'm doing? I'm dodging traffic!"