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Homer's Biography |
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THE SIMPSONS |
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A COMPLETE GUIDE TO TV'S FAVOURITE FAMILY |
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Homer J. Simpson |
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Age: 36 |
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Weight: Between 239 and 260 lbs |
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Occupation: Worker drone/safety inspector, Sector 7G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.(Hols plant record for most years worked at entry-level position.) |
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Awards: The C.Motgomery Burns Award for outstanding achievment in the field of excellence(after Burns found out Homer was sterile from radiation exposure), Employee of the month at springfield Nuclear Power Plant(after saving the plant from a meltdown), Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Belching Contest,Grammy award for"Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word or Barbershop Album of the year" for his work with the Be Sharps, High School Reunion trophies for most weight gained,most hair lost most improved odour and person who travelled least distance. |
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Favourite foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds Light, chippos, Krusty Burgers, Pork chops, Steak, builk seafood ,and honey roasted peanuts |
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Favourite Beverage: Duff Bear |
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Surgeries: A triple bypass operation,resulting from his love of aforementioned food.
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Favourite Past time: Sitting on the couch while watching tv and drinking beer. |
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Favourite Store: The Kwik-E-Mart |
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Says: D'oh when upset,"Mmm...when tempted. |
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