The Absolutely Secret Squad, or the A.S.S. for short, are a group of individuals who are there to do what needs to be done for Official Man, such as quickly running to the nearest Office Depot to buy refills for his handy dandy stapler, Joe. They are also responsible for the well-being of the team pig. Official Man just doesn't have time for him, what with attempts at taking over the business world and all that jazz.