Proof that Girls are Evil*
*Noted that this proof does not necessarily represent the opinion of the author.

We all know (i.e. it is common knowledge) that Girls require Time and Money. Therefore it follows that:

Now this very complicated equation can be easily simplified because, as all businessmen know, Money is Time. Therefore it follows that:

Futhermore the highly respected authority called by many, The Bible, states, "Money is the root of all evil" (I Tim 6:10 ). Therefore it follows that:

Therefore it follows that:

"Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of all evil, [and] the sum of blessings."
- Carl Sandburg

But as one friend writes:
i was lookin at your web page and i landed in your little "proof that girls are evil" thing. well, it might be that

girls = evil,

but it also stands that

girls = sugar * spice * everything nice.

as far as i'm concerned

evil = sugar * spice * everything nice?

how do you purpose to solve that? no wonder guys are so confused about girls. you are much to logical for your own good. there will never be a mathamatic way to understand the fairer sex.

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