Misdirection -P.Y
Just brilliant. We worked so hard to pay the taxes so we can watch MediaWorks on buses? Like I don�t have enough of that tacky crap at home already. There�s no escaping these TV stations� clutches. They are ubiquitous. Coffeeshops, Community Centres and other places you go where you don�t want the TV � Mark me, one day we�ll friggin� be able to enjoy the cheesy grin of that ape, Bryan Wong when we take a dump in public toilets. What will tourists start to think? Not that I have much to say about the French toads.
And who pays those Pallbearers to come on board to check our tickets? Are they suggesting I�m a cheap bastard? Sod off! I mean there were times I paid 60 cents for an epic journey but that wasn�t on purpose init? Oh shut up now you bunch of wankers and listen to me. Maybe they should invest on stand-ups in the bus. That�ll give us something to laugh at. Or maybe invest in some pest controllers to conduct random pest busting. Or child care pacifiers for those bawling maggots.
Why do we insist on frothing at the mouth at those train-frequency boards telling us when the next train will arrive? What�s the diff? 6 min or 2 min. Its not like I�m taking a train to King�s Cross for a strip show and the train comes in 60 min intervals.
Onto the highways. What�s with those monstrous boards telling me there�s a traffic jam when I�m already stuck in one? They are gloating at us those twits.
�20 min to 9 and this jam won't clear up till SLE� !� Arseholes. You get stuck in a rut like that and that�s when you start getting depressed.
�What�s the gaffer going to say? What�s Missus doing at home?� You can see why so many people drove their cars off the edge last year.
No doubt the kingpin of the Land Transport Authority doesn�t take the expressway. Probably drives something flash like the Concorde or the Bat Mobile to beat it all.
And who reads those stuff available at the backseats of taxis? NTUC lifestyle magazines, Lianhe Wanbao and credit card brochures. That�s another one. What are they doing? Mocking us again? They should stick something useful at the back for a change� like Playboy or Bestiality Beauty or Oriental Gays or whatever get you tossers off you sick bastards.
So much for what people have been raving about what LTA have achieved, which by my estimation, doesn�t amount to a pimple on a pig�s dick. In other words, please yourself folks!
Reference- The Sunday Times �Question of Utility� 030202