Video Anthology Drinking Game (For FOX specials, RealTV, etc.)
originally compiled by Derek "D-kun" Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com)

Disclaimer: As always, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol is extremely
dangerous and should not be done under any circumstances.  This document and
its author do not condone or endorse the activity of drinking until you're
plastered.  For the rest of you who are sufficiently well-adjusted to know
this is just for fun, have fun!

Drink once if:

- The topic of the video is:
	- The forces of nature.
	- Animals attacking.
	- Crime.
	- Buildings falling down.
	- Stunts going wrong.
	- Good times going bad.
- A piece of video is replayed (this is  cumulative; if it's shown n times,
  drink n times).
- A victim is shown talking about the inncident.
- Somebody's face is blurred beyond recoognition.

Drink twice if:

- A person "gets away with minor injuriees", if the fall/impact should have
  killed/maimed him/her.
- Somebody gets electrocuted.
- A fire is man-made (accidental or arsoon).
- The police officer talking is Captain  C. W. Jensen or Sheriff John Bunnel
  (Ret.).
- Police employ a spike strip to stop a  speeding felon.
- The narrator uses the adverbs "suddenlly," "miraculously," or anything else
  to that effect.

Drink half if:

- The thief of a car is one or more teennagers under 16.
- A video made by a criminal depicting tthe acts he was convicted for is
  shown.
- A car thief gets "assault w/ deadly weeapon" added after trying to take out
  a pursuing police car.
- There is hidden/CCTV camera footage beeing shown.
- A pedestrian gets picked off by a speeeding car.
- A car chase becomes a foot pursuit.
- "Code Four" is mentioned.
- A pursued vehicle flips (on its side,  completely over, or rolls).

Chug the remainder if:

- The narrator makes a real bad pun.
- The situation seems to be fine, but onnly gets worse.
- The video is actually something _good__ happening!
- The video is the 1995 San Diego tank cchase. (Chug two if this is the case)
- The video is the 1996 North Hollywood  bank heist. (You know which one)