*He-Guy!*
"And the Masters of the Puny-verse!"

"I am Tim, Prince of Alternia and defender of the secrets of Castle
Numbskull. This is Skulker, my fearless friend.

"Groovy powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic pointy stick
and said: 'By the Power of Numbskull!'

*He-Guy!*

"I've got some power!

"Skulker became the mighty Battle-Cur, and I became He-Guy, the most powerful
man in the Puny-verse!

"Only three others share our secret: Our friends the Snoreceress...

*Narcoleptic in a chicken suit*

"Man at Legs...

*He kicks a lot*

"...and Dorko.

*Thick glasses, acne, pocket protector, the whole 9 yards*

"Together we defend Castle Numbskull from the Evil Forces of Bonytor!"

*Headshots of Beast-Guy, Mer-Guy, and Flap-Jaw superimposed over Castle
Numbskull, and then the laughing head of Bonytor*

"Ho, ho ho ho ho!"

*He-Guy!*


Cast of Characters

Prince Tim/He-Guy: Despite being the main character, wielder of the Power
Pointy Stick and Defender of Castle Numbskull, he has no personality. His
friend Skulker/Battle-Cur talked in the first episode, but he stopped without
an explanation.

Man at Legs: A master of "Boot to the Head" martial arts, Man at Legs (real
name Bob) is also a creator of weapons that can be worn on the legs.

Dorko: A total nerd. Dorko has no self-confidence, despite having an
unparalleled mastery of sleight-of-hand (that's what he says; his card tricks
never work).

Snoreceress: A narcoleptic in a chicken suit. There isn't much more to say
about her. She gave Tim the Power Pointy Stick in the first episode (he had
to wake her up three times).

King Steve: Tim's dad. A total airhead, since he often leaves Castle
Alternia's gates wide open and unguarded. Fortunately, this castle isn't
Bonytor's primary target.

Bonytor: The evil bad guy of the series. Bonytor is always trying to get into
Castle Numbskull. In fact, he never shuts up about it! Every other sentence
involves Castle Numbskull.

Beast-Guy: A big, hairy, flea-ridden... beast-guy.

Mer-Guy: A fishman. Goes good with tartar sauce. He gets eaten in every
episode he appears in, but comes back for the next one.

Flap-Jaw: He always has to say something, even if it isn't relevant. His left
arm has a gun attached to it, but the sights are messed up.

Bi-Klops: The man with two eyes. One eye sees light, the other eye sees
colour. He has a fleet of Dreadhunters; their job is to get smashed up by
He-Guy and his buddies.

Wicked-Lyn: She's... uh... wicked. Bonytor's number two and a sorceress. The
daughter of the Nameless One (who has no name and no personality).