Jason Goes to Hell: the Final Friday
Synopsis written by DarkSoldier (dfloyd84@yahoo.com)

The movie opens with a girl driving to a cabin at Crystal Lake.  When she
hits the lightswitch, the bulb melts, so she goes to the storage shed to get
a new one.  Creepy stuff goes on around her to heighten the tension, but
nothing happens directly to her, so she starts running a bath and gets naked
(Horror Rule #1: If you get naked, you're going to die).  Suddenly, the
lights go out, so she wraps a towel around herself and goes out to
investigate (Horror Rule #2: Investigating strange sounds is suicide), and
then, on cue, Jason appears.

She starts running, and Jason follows her until they come out into a field.
A bunch of floodlights go on, and an FBI team jumps out of hiding and shoots
Jason up, eventually blowing him to bits with an explosive, but one part is
still pulsing.  The bits are collected and taken to the federal morgue in
Youngstown, Ohio.

The coroner (Phil) makes his report while the credit sequence rolls.  The
pulsing bit starts up again while he's poking at on the scale.  He backs off,
looks at it funny, and then grabs it and bites into it.  Special FX (red
streaks) fly into him while he roars.

The assistant coroner brings a pizza, insults Jason's corpse, and Phil takes
a probe, throws him onto the table, and impales him.  He then kills the two
security guards (one of which is played by Kane Hodder, who also plays
Jason).

The American Case File show comes on and talks about Jason Voorhees, son of
Elias Voorhees.  The ACF guy (Robert) then talks to bounty hunter Creighton
Duke, who talks about Jason's supernatural nature, and says he's the only one
who can put Jason down for good, but it'll cost $500K.

Some servers at a diner talk about the recent media coverage. Duke is there,
talks to one server (Diana), says they both know Jason isn't dead and that he
knows who she really is, and then gets arrested by the sheriff (Ed).  Diana
talks to another patron (Steve) and says she needs to meet with him later.

Later, Steve is driving and picks up some hitchhikers (Deborah, Luke, and
Alexis) and takes them to Crystal Lake.  The three comrades go swimming and
run back to their camp, where they start getting naked, which means Jason's
gonna show up.

Alexis goes to relieve herself, and then Phil (possessed by Jason) kills her
(like we weren't expecting it).  Deborah goes out for the same, but gets back
intact.  She and Luke start going at it (Horror Rule #3: You screw, you're
screwed), and then Phil-Jason kills them (another duh).

Diana leaves at night, alone, where the streets are silent and empty.  She
goes into a dark alley and feeds some scraps to a dog, then goes back.
Phil-Jason watches her from afar.

Sherrif's deputy (Josh) scares her, talks with her, and then his g/f drives
up.  Scene change, and Phil-Jason has him strapped to a table while he
sharpens an implement; he's going to, shave him?  He does, then he leans in,
opens his mouth, and fade to black with a scream.

Diana talks to her daughter (Jessica) on the phone while Josh-Jason stalks
the street and enters her house. He slams the phone down and grabs her, she
looks in a mirror and sees Jason holding her.  She smacks him down, but he's
not out, and he grabs her.  Something comes out his mouth, but Steve shows up
to interrupt.  Josh-Jason throws him down.  He gets back up and goes to
Diana, but Josh throws a knife into her back.

Jason sees himself in the mirror, and then Steve impales Jason on a poker and
he goes out the window.  Sheriff shows up, and then Steve's in prison,
accused of killing Diana.

Scene in the house w/ Jessica, Vicki, and Jessica's infant daughter. I didn't
quite get the whole scene.

They go to the station where Steve is being held.  Creighton Duke is in the
cell next to him.  He tells Steve he knows how to kill Jason, but he says the
price is high, and when Steve agrees to the price, Duke breaks his finger.
He tells Steve that Diana's daughter can kill him.  He breaks another one and
tells him more.  Surprised that Steve is this brave, he says the third one is
"on the house" and Duke tells him that Diana was Jason's sister.

Steve calls for the deupty (Randy), and tells him Duke broke his fingers.
While Randy's examining his fingers, Steve slams him against the bars, and
takes his gun and forces him to open the door and get in.

Jess goes to the diner with the baby, when Joey B (the fat "Ma" type) gets a
call that Steve has escaped. She tells Jess to take the baby into the
storeroom, and then takes out a gun, but she can't cock it, so she gives it
to Pookie to do.  Steve is also there and touches his baby.  The dishwasher
(Joey B's boy) walks in, they stare at each other for a moment, and then he
gives Steve the keys to his car, which he takes to the Voorhees place.

It's big and old.  Steve stumbles around, and eventually finds the
Necronomicon (yes, THAT book!  It's the same prop used in Evil Dead 2).  He
goes into a closet, and stays there when he hears Robert show up and start
talking on his phone to "Fred," saying that he stole Diana's body and hid it
in the house in order to boost the ratings for the show.  Josh-Jason bursts
in and transfers the demon into him.  Josh starts melting, hits the wall, and
knocks Diana's body into Steve.  Bob-Jason gets up and leaves.

Jessica starts taking her clothes off for a shower.  Bob-Jason cuts the power
to the house (Horror Rule #4: Taking a shower is the slasher's cue to kill
the power, and then you).  She gets out and starts looking around.  She grabs
a claw hammer in the garage, then a gun from the glove compartment of her
car, and then Bob-Jason grabs her, but Steve knocks him away, grabs Jess and
runs.  They get into his car, but Bob-Jason punches through the window.
Steve runs him over, backs over him for good measure, and drives away.

Some distance away, Steve tries to talk to her, to explain that it wasn't
Robert anymore, and that she and her baby are in danger, but she slams him on
the wheel and pushes him out.  She goes back to the station, hysterical.

Cop car drives up and a deputy finds Steve on the roadside.  It's Randy, the
guy he locked up, who slugs him, but Steve attacks him back.  They roll in
the dirt, and then Randy tells him to get in the car, because "I've got a
gun," to which Steve replies, "F*** that, I've got a gun!"

Bob-Jason enters the station, and throws a guy over a desk.  He doesn't quite
transfer the entity when the sheriff shows up, but he kills him with one shot
to the face.  Steve shows up, shoots Bob several times, the last one in the
head, then he grabs Jess and leaves.  Three deps go to Bob's body, but then
he wakes up.  He smashes two heads together and goes after the third.

Steve and Jess enter the diner, and Joey B aims her gun at them and tells
Pookie to call the station.  When there's no answer, Joey B tells her son to
go to the station to find out why they aren't answering.  Jess grabs the gun,
she and Joey B struggle, and a stray shot accidentally hits the fusebox.
Jess clubs Joey B with a mug and goes past her to the storeroom.

Bob-Jason kills the boy and goes into the diner.  He kills Pookie and Joey B.
The other girl (who already blasted Bob with a shotgun) grabs a length of
rebar and impales him, but he grabs her and impales her on the other end.
The baby isn't there.  Jess finds a note and leaves Steve alone in the diner
(I didn't see what happened to Bob).  He finds the note from Duke, which says
that he has the baby, and to come alone to the Voorhees place.

Jess goes to the Voorhees place and meets Duke.  He tosses her a dagger, and
it changes into a fancy dagger in her hand (the one used in Evil Dead 2).  He
tells her that only she can kill Jason.  "Through a Voorhees was he born...
through a Voorhees may he be reborn... and only by the hands of a Voorhees
will he die."

Randy goes to the diner and a shot-up Bob-Jason attacks him from the shadow.

Duke falls into the basement (where the crate from the "Crate" episode of the
Creepshow movie is stored), Ed and Randy enter, Jess kills Ed, but Jason has
possessed Randy, who grabs the baby and puts it on the table.  Steve smacks
Randy-Jason before he can do anything to the baby.  A monster crawls out of a
massive hole in Randy's body and attacks Steve, who throws it across the
room.  It slips down the hole and crawls into Diana's body while Steve and
Jess get Duke out of the hole.  A reborn Jason jumps out of the floor.  He
goes for Jess, but Duke grabs him.  Jason turns away from Jess, grabs Duke,
and snaps his back.  Steve grabs Jason and throws him through the window.
Jason lands on a rake, he gets up, and starts beating Steve with the rake
handle.  Steve grabs a shovel on the ground and smacks him in head
repeatedly.  Unfazed, Jason throws him into a child's monkeybars (from The
Birds) and tips it over.  He throws him again, but Jess sneak attacks him and
impales him with the dagger.  The red streaks that entered Phil near the
beginning of the movie start flying out of him.

He's not going down yet, so Steve starts punching him in the mask, which
doesn't really do anything.  Jess kicks the dagger deeper into him, and then
some blue streaks start coming down, and hands erupt from the ground to drag
Jason down.  He grabs Steve, but more hands grab him and pull him all the way
down.  The beam of light fades out, and Jason has finally gone to Hell.

Steve, Jess, and the baby walk into the sunrise, then the camera focuses on
the dirt; a wind blows some dirt away, revealing the mask.  A dog (Tango the
Wonder Dog) runs up, exhumes the mask, and runs away.  We zoom in on the
mask, and a hand erupts from the ground next to it; the hand is bearing a
distinctive clawed glove.  It grabs the mask and pulls it down, while a
crazed voice laughs.

Roll credits.  Now we go see Freddy Vs. Jason.