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Topic: 1000 Things Your Characters Do..., If They Have Deathwishes

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DarkSoldier

Childe
Posts: 29

Posted: May 10 2003,6:15

I'll get the ball rolling...

1. (Vampire) Attack that blonde girl from Sunnyvale.
2. (Mage) Make the Statue of Liberty really disappear... on live TV.
3. (Werewolf) Mark the caern as your territory.
3a. Mark a Black Fury caern as your territory.
4. Play Russian Roulette with Dragonsbreath ammo.
5. Get into a situation where you find the urge to say something out of any "Famous Last Words" list.
6. (Vampire) Do anything on this list.
6. Do anything from the "Things We Aren't Allowed to Do Anymore" lists*.

(*Those lists were written by some guys at the Ex Libris Nocturnis Forums)

Edited by DarkSoldier on May 10 2003,6:18

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Autarkis

Neonate
Posts: 115

Posted: May 10 2003,11:01

(Vampire) Play Fetch with a Garou
(Vampire) Go camping in the Amazon

Go on holiday to Antartica (Theres a big Black Spiral hive there :P)

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When Sin claps his broad wings over the battle,
And sails rejoicing in a flood of Death;
When souls are torn to everlasting fire,
And fiends of Hell rejoice upon the slain,
O who can stand? O who hath caused this? O who can answer at the throne of God?

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Drake

Ancilla
Posts: 230

Posted: May 11 2003,8:45

(vampire)1. tell the Prince to "mind his own damn bussiness"
2. use vississitude to build a tower on human bodies...in times square :devil:

Edited by Drake on May 11 2003,8:45

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"Open me, and drink up my scarlet
Kiss me deep
Kiss me deep and love me forever more
Bloody love
Bloody love inside of you
Swawllow me
Thank God, There's nothing I can do"
-A Kiss to Remember

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Pooka

Neonate
Posts: 87

Posted: May 11 2003,11:44

(Changeling) Go to a Technocracy horde meeting.

(Vampire) Say "Oh, the sun is so beautiful today, I'm going to tan myself up"

(Werewolf) Say "Get thee behind me, fomori..." and they listen

(Mummy) Anything with fire.

(Mage) Pretend paradox is some kind of Ravnos path, and the more, the better.

Yup.

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Lord Draconius

Ancilla
Posts: 245

Posted: May 11 2003,3:57

(Vampire) Tell Caine that he's wrong.
(Vampire) Ah! Gas and matches don't hurt together.

(Werewolf) Tell Pentex you are taking over.
(Werewolf) Drink a gallon of awakened silver nitrate solution.

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What do you mean my aura has Black lines?
*looks in the mirror*
I don't see any Black lines.

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Razeal

Ancilla
Posts: 298

Posted: May 12 2003,12:31

i hope not offened anyone witht his statement and that it not be taken in any way other than it is meant which is as something that would get your character killed ok here it goes

stroll into a kuei-jin court and state quite loudly
"boy there sure a re alot of chincs around here"

now if that offends anyone simply pm me and i will take it down

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Remember mearly beacuase you see not those who watch you does not mean they do not watch
Good becomes undistinguishable from evil without dark to contrast the light
Don't bug me, kid; your forehead slopes.

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Knight of the inner darkness

Elder
Posts: 300

Posted: May 12 2003,9:02

Vampire- Tell an Archon that he/she's just the justicar's little bitch.
Vampire- Tell the justicar the he/she is just a little bitch.
Vampire- Depants the Prince, in a meeting, At elysium, with the Primogen.

Werewolf-Go to a Caern meeting with a "Wyrm for Prez" sign.
Werewolf- Ask the pack leader if you and the pack can have a Pentex labor union due to harsh work enviroments.
Werewolf- Wake up that sleeping guy in the coffin, the one covered in about 8 centuries of dust.

-Knight :vamp:

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"If at first you don't succeed...reload" -Stefan Nelek

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crypto

Ancilla
Posts: 233

Posted: May 13 2003,2:56

(Vamp/out of sect were) Taunt/scent mark the trees growing in the BSD's brawn.
-Lovable redneck trees

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Bad vamp, drop the mortal, and come play.
- Walks through the Valley, Silent Strider Vampire hunter

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TheParadox

Childe
Posts: 44

Posted: May 13 2003,10:02

Quote (Pooka @ May 11 2003,7:44)

(Mage) Pretend paradox is some kind of Ravnos path, and the more, the better.

Hoi, Pooka,

I am NOT a Ravnos path, thank you very much. I'm a Nos and proud of it. :swg:

(Its 11pm, crap humour is now allowed)

How to Die:

Walk up the the Nos elder and say 'Damn but your ugly'

In London, Ghoul the Royal Family (read London by Night : Victorian Age)

Try learn fortitude the hard way, ie, jump off a tall building!

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Wise man say: Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late Pizza

Don't ya think it can take control if I don't let it...

'Just because I wear black clothing, I'm allergic to Garlic, dislike sunlight, have long hair and listen to Rock and Metal, It doesn't make me a Goth...'

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Draco Shindo

Neonate
Posts: 58

Posted: May 20 2003,2:06

This one goes for most of the WoD games I think...

*Find the cave of a true dragon and sit down on his/her/it's tounge and pray it IS awake*

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Seeker Of Truth Lost In Darkness