1000 Things Your Characters Do If They Have Deathwishes

Darksoul · Elder Joined: 19 Sep 2002 Posts: 538 Location: Bogota

122. Tell a group of Luciferans "So this is why the lightbringer dumped you"
123. Try to fight a kindred with a pencil because "It worked in Buffy"
124. Tell a group of ratkin "What ugly kind of werewolves are you?"
125. Give a granade to the innocent with 0 demolition "Just in case"
126. Fill a watergun with gas and try to use it as a flametrhower
127. Tell this to your ST: "Yeah sure, like you could do anything to this character, Just look at my stats, I'm practicaly invincible"
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Adziel · Ancilla Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 129

128. Attempt to suborn a mortal member of the Giovanni family into any of the other supernatural communities.
129. Visit random supernaturals, asking for as many details as possible about their powers/societies/beliefs/etc for this database you're compiling.
130. Greet a fenzying Crinos with the words "Hulk smash."
131. Kidnap the friends of an already-on-edge mage in order to get her attention. (This one happened)

Darksoul · Elder Joined: 19 Sep 2002 Posts: 538 Location: Bogota

Helloall73 · Neonate Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 58 Location: Glasgow

132. Greet the Prince of a city with "Ah, so YOUR the prince. I wondered how long it would take you to introduce yourself".
133. Do a raindance whilst the Prince is trying to stop the local weres to not wipe out the kindred in the city (this one was done. I took the guys head in Celerity once the Were had left).
134. Trust the Tremere (already in, but should count twice)
135. Superglue a Gangrel to a chair. (alchemical solvent)
136. Superglue a Gangrel to a chair thats bolted to the floor.
137. Superglue a Gangrel to a chair thats bolted to the floor, and set his shoelaces on fire.
138. Piss off my Humanity 4 Traditional Ventrue Prince Character
139. Create Police contacts by going to a police station and ghouling everyone.
140. During a Camarrilla LARP, comment on how the 'Sabbat aren't that bad really'.
141. Spray the Princes Limo luminous Pink.
142. Visit Edinburgh (no one ever comes back).
143. Attempt to perform action flick moves during a Hunter game.
144. In said Hunter game, try to take on a creature of the night using Kungfu
145. Attack a werewolf for spilling your beer (your a vampire, you can't even drink it).

the shandman · Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 6:27 am Post subject:

146. being a Torri at sun-rise. "Oh, it's so beautif..." *fwoosh*
147. challenging a Fianna to a drinking contest
148. telling a Tzimce he(or she, you can never tell) needs a nose job
149. asking a Tzimice's gander
150. asking a Black Fury where her combat boots are
151. asking a Get where his combat boot are
152. asking a Get anything
153. offering a Wendigo or Uktena a job at a casino
154. telling a lupus to 'roll over' or 'fetch'
155. telling a KoE 'her mother has a protruding naval' (like saying your mom wears combat boots)
156. saying you'll pull a rabbit out of your hat in a Tremere chantry
157. pulling a rabbit out of your hat in a Tremere chantry
158. calling a Gargoyle a stoner
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archangel dominic · Neonate Joined: 20 Sep 2002 Posts: 31 Location: USNA

159.) Play a Nosferatu and forget that you have 0 in appearance when you go to packed nightclub.
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Crypto · Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 5:29 pm Post subject:

160: Show a third Eye around the Tremer
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Darksoul · Elder Joined: 19 Sep 2002 Posts: 538 Location: Bogota

161: Tell a Kuei Jin Mandarin "Well, your country deserved it after what they did in Pearl Harbor"
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Jiituomas · Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 9:15 pm Post subject:

161b. Extra points for the remark above if that particular Mandarin is Chinese or Korean.

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DarkSoldier · Neonate Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 61 Location: Canada

Jiituomas · Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 8:47 pm Post subject:

Me too. Remembering that caused me to make the above addition.

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Axehandle182 · Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 8:56 am Post subject:

162. Being a vampire Crusader in Dark Ages, challenging the Garou sept leader because he worships a "pagan earth-goddess", ACTUALLY WINNING due to incredible dice luck, then wiping the blood and brains off your longsword and asking the sept, "So who wants to convert to Christianity?" (Actually happened)

163. In mage: Being unable to use coincidental magic in combat instead of blasts of raw prime.

164. Laughing at the pathetic weakness of the last enemy you killed in front of the storyteller.

165. For an Assamite, accepting a contract to kill another assamite...from a Tremere...who is openly recruiting people to overthrow the prince...who is a fellow Tremere. (also happened, I was the Tremere)
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Helloall73 · Neonate Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 58 Location: Glasgow

166. Telling the ST at a LARP 'I can't possibly die, my danger sense has yet to go off'.
167. Doing the above while a Sabbat elder has an obtenabration tenticle round your throat.
168. Not realising that laughing while obsfucated gives you away
169. Doing the above while standing next to the prince listening to a private conversation.
170. Standing with your back to the door during a LARP
171. Standing NEAR the door during a LARP
172. Telling a toreador hairdresser/artiste that he has dandruff
173. shooting a policeman in the head, at a court meeting, in front of the prince.
174. When asked why you did the above, reply 'just because'
175. Be the Brujah clan head and let the prince know your learing Protien
176. Stand with your back to the prince after telling him this - brag about how powerful you are.
177. Decide to tell clan Ventrue that your not actually a Ventrue, but a Giovanni 'for a laugh'.
178. Tell the ventrue that as they have no antideluvian, they are not actually a clan.
179. Do this in front of the Ventrue prince
180. Visit Edinburgh.

Achirenus · Neonate Joined: 15 May 2003 Posts: 22 Location: DFW

181.) Never Play Vampire Larps with your average roleplayers. If you have to bite one, you will never get the taste of 6 months without a bath out of your mouth.
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DarkSoldier · Neonate Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 61 Location: Canada

(Werewolf) Mark another tribe's caern as your territory.
... in Homid form.
... And the tribe is the Black Furies.
... Or the Red Talons.
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