1000 Things Your Characters Do If They Have Deathwishes

Tailchaser · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:44 pm Post subject:

Recomend that the Crinos Black Fury consider waxing.
Get caught stealing the Alpha's daughter's underwear.
Get caught sleeping with the Alpha's daughter.
Try to challenge the Alpha for leadership when you're a Fostern, even if you are two feet taller than her and nearly twice her weight in muscle (had a player try that once. Combat lasted exactly six seconds, in which the Alpha threw him into a tree and proceeded to beat his head in with a branch)
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Zocrith · Neonate Joined: 19 Sep 2002 Posts: 75

when in a zombie-filled complex, have sex.

Drink/eat anything labeled "Soylent *color*"

press the big red button on ANY etherite device

have a pheonix familiar pick up that bottle of napalm over there

Claim to be the only living Trekky Tzimice. (extinction followed)

disturb the gigantic skeleton lying on a pile of gold in an ancient long-abandoned chantry.

Claim that president clinton did indeed inhale. Around cultists with Violent tendencies. they will kill you for stupidity alone

Tell the tripping arch-extatic that you'd love to have seen midieval venice.
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Jiituomas · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 11:59 pm Post subject:

Cont'nd:

- At a Cult of Wepauwet meeting, give a passionate lecture on your personal view that all redheads have a much lower IQ than the rest of the population.

- To celebrate passing your Rite of Passage, offer to take the entire Sept to dinner at O'Tolleys.

- Try gaining some extra income by volunteering for medical experiments at Damage Control.

- Accept a dinner invitation from the local Redcaps. For extra points, offer to bring tartar sauce with you.

- Practice bungee jumping at the Abyss.

- Call Helena your "bitch".

- Become Belial's thrall because it's a fast way to get some ultra-kewl powerz.

- Organize a "Baron Samedi vs. Osiris - Who's the real Lord of the Dead?" steel cage deathmatch without asking their permission.

- Roll more successes than God.

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Crypto · Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:29 am Post subject:

Eric Zawadzki · Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:30 am Post subject:

Won't know if we hit 1000 unless we keep count, now will we?

90. (Vampire) Brutally murder random mortals when you have a Conscience of 1.
91. (Mage) Base your paradigm on the works of H.P. Lovecraft.
92. Trust the Tremere.
93. Play a "bunny slippers" Malkavian.
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Crypto · Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:38 am Post subject:

94. Play pin the tail on the tailless metis or Ahroun.
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Random Avenger · Ancilla Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Posts: 201

95.
Malkavian: "And how, pray tell, did Hastur the Unspeakable get into my bar in the first place, hmm?"

Brujah: (Angrily)"I'm SORRY!"

Guess you had to be there.
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SrGrvsaLot · Ancilla Joined: 24 Sep 2002 Posts: 148

96. Say to a master mage - "You can't kill me - you'll suffer paradox"
97. Show the local Kindred your stigmata
98. (Vampire) Use Auspex 5 to astrally project into a Technocratic sector of the Virtual Web
99. After coming back from a fishing trip, say, within earshot of a Garou - "Next time, I think I'll use the worm."
100. Do your doctoral thesis on "occult beliefs"
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mupfather · Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:24 pm Post subject:

101 Demand a gurahl to say "Only you can prevent forest fires."
102 Demand anything from a gurahl.
103 Preface any character idea with "Remember that episode of He-Man...?"
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Thawwing Light · Ancilla Joined: 26 Sep 2002 Posts: 426 Location: PA, USA

104: Pee on the Wyrm (I've had players try this... it seems like it's my Werewolf group's plan C in any situation...)

105: Reach the top of the FBI most wanted list

106: Hack the FBI and screw with the most wanted list

107: FBI? Camarilla, Technocracy, and Hunter-net most wanted lists, here I come!

108: Regularly trick the local Bone Gnawer into picking up the tab...
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BookWyrm · Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2003 10:54 am Post subject:

109) Get any Garou a flea-prevention product.
110) Give your Garou friend a free coupon to a local pet grooming salon.
111) Argue with your GM "But I read in (insert any WoD Novel)...!"
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Zocrith · Neonate Joined: 19 Sep 2002 Posts: 75

Hand a dragon a tic-tac.

pull a knife on a Shrike Golem (picture a walking wall of spikes with four arms)

Try to get genetic samples from politicians.

try to clone politicians

Don any sort of superhero costume when not attending a costume party

use movie advertising to not break the veil/masquerade / incur paradox
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First Oni · Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2003 6:13 pm Post subject:

118. Yelling "We don't need no stinking badgers!" to a Tanuki

119. Refering to a Thousand Whisper as "Hey You".

120. Walking up to a Zhong Lung and flicking him in the nose.

121. Rearranging the feng shui in a Kuei-jin's home as a surprise gift.

OOC: I'm sure i'll come up with more later. this is fun.
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archangel dominic · Neonate Joined: 20 Sep 2002 Posts: 31 Location: USNA

This one goes out to all of you LARPers out there:

Vampire: Kindred: keeping trenchcoat makers, sunglasses manufacturers, and silver katana smiths in buisness since 1845.

Just kidding...

Sort of.
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archangel dominic · Neonate Joined: 20 Sep 2002 Posts: 31 Location: USNA

I am dumb. My last post was supposed to go in another thread. Please strike it from the record.
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