1000 Things Your Characters Do If They Have Deathwishes

DarkSoldier · Neonate Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 61 Location: Canada

Note: These are things the characters do; any suggestions of doing anything to/with the other players/ST/ST's SO/ST's stuff are right out.

1. Do anything in the lists of things we aren't allowed to do anymore.
2. Play Russian Roulette with Dragonsbreath ammo.
3. (Vampire) Attack that wimpy-looking blonde from Sunnyvale.
4. (Mage) Make the Statue of Liberty disappear without using a sheet.
5. Rub the tummy of an angry Ahroun in Crinos.

Anyone else?

BookWyrm · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 10:01 pm Post subject:

6. Give a bottle of Nair to said P.O'ed Ahroun in Crinos form.
7. pin a "Stake Me, I'm a Vampire!" sign on the back of a Tzimisce.
8. do the whole "I See Dead People" comedy routine for a room full of Giovanni.
9. Give a 'Free Tanning Session' coupon to an elder on his/her birthday.
10. Forget the matches/lighter at a Sabbat party.
11. (Mage) Whistle the theme or ad-lib any annoying SPFX from any sci-fi show while onboard a Technocrat vessel in the Deep Umbra. {"Unit 43z7/9, would you MIND not going 'beedee-beedee-beedee' during the combat simulations?"}
12. Doing any stereo-typical above-mentioned character impressions. {"I swear, if I have to look at that tracking-back-and-forth red dot another melee round...and enough with the 'By-Your-Commmand' crap!"}
13. Falling for "Mind holding this?"
14. Saying "Mind holding this?"
15. Royally PO'ing the GM by forgetting the snacks.
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Jiituomas · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:25 pm Post subject:

16. [Wraith] Do your best celebrity-at-the-restaurant-door "Do you know who I am?!?" routine in front of Duncan Bessemer.
17. Say "No thanks, I'm trying to quit" at the Vaulderie.
18. Order the "Osiris Crab Salad" at a Mummy-run restaurant.
19. Make a suggestion containing the word "silicone" to a Black Fury.
20. Say a Sluagh looks anaemic and should add more iron to his diet.
21. Brag about the number of Yama Kings interested in purchasing your services.
22. As soon as he appears, ask Wrinkle if he'd like to cancel his own last action.
23. Tell a bunch of Rokea how much you liked "Deep Blue Sea".
24. Refer to the local Ancestor as "My Sire".
25. After angering a Gurahl, say "We could all use a hug right now."

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bambaladam · Ancilla Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Posts: 170

26. Wear a trenchcoat.
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Slick Monkey · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:59 am Post subject:

27.-Anger an elder daemon
28.-Attack said elder daemon with a sword (maybe the sword of dracula?)
29.-Shake the hand of an Assamite in good will
30.-Sign a contract with the baali
31.-Not read over a contract with the baali before you sign it
32.-Call a Nosferatu Ugly, then attempt to shoot him in the face
33.-do the above, in the middle of every nosferatu in the city's haven
34.-Engage in a pitfight with an assamite from 2nd edition..(youy're $#@% crazy!)
35.-Play in a game with an assamite from 2nd edition
36.-try to make friends with a werewolf, and call it kitty
37.-Succeed at making friendsd with said werewolf, and bringing it home to your friends
38.-have a conversation in the front of your car about who will kill the hooker, who happens to be in the back of your car
39.-Tell a nosferatu that he/she hasn't had enough beauty sleep
40.-Hug an elder Tzimize

the sad thing is, in our games, my friends and I have all done these at one point in time...and that's not even the worst stuff.. *sigh*
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djarb · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 6:33 am Post subject:

41. (Technocrat) Hire a demon to be your bodyguard
42. (Technocrat) Try to bring a demon into local HQ
43. (Mage) Accept that Son of Ether's invitation of a lift home
44. (Mage) Split your mind
45. (Mage) Split your mind, and make the "real" you the submerged personality
46. (Mage) Split your mind, make the "real" you the submerged personality, and then go talk to a Nephandus
47. (Mage) Split your mind, make the "real" you the submerged personality, go talk to a Nephandus, and then re-emerge wondering why you are now accused of murder and hunted by the Technocracy.
48. (Mage) Accept a portable level 10 Node at face value
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VincentGabriel · Ancilla Joined: 19 Sep 2002 Posts: 155

49. Do anything in the books of prankthology.http://prometheus.frii.com/~johnny/book_of_not/booknot.html
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archangel dominic · Neonate Joined: 20 Sep 2002 Posts: 31 Location: USNA

50. Argue a point by saying, "But I read in Chaos Factor..."
51. Say "He's only human." before engaging an Imbued
52. (Technocrat) Call your superior "Big Brother" to their face
53. (Mage) Refer to the head of the chantry as "The Man Behind the Curtain"
54. (Werewolf) Bring a dog whistle to a Moot.
55. (Werewolf) Bring a dog whistle to a Shadow Moot
56. (Werewolf) Ask the Mokole if he's Leonardo, Michelangalo, Donatello, or Raphael
57. Ask if you can play a Hilander
58. (Wraith) Huant your friendly neighborhood Construct
59. Carry a Katana
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bbk · Neonate Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Posts: 59 Location: Tucson, AZ

I had a player do #51 last gaming session... the magus just stood there holding his symbol while the wayward rushed him with a pistol - heck, anyone with a gun is dangerous in W0D. And then two other characters jump on another hunter they KNOW has Respire (the NPC used it once in their presence), and I didn't have the heart to kill both of the PCs (which the NPC rolled well enough to do).

Adziel · Ancilla Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 129

Tell Caine to come and have a go if he thinks he's hard enough.

Slick Monkey · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 9:57 pm Post subject:

????dude, that wasn't cool...be creative...my 5 year old nephew could have come up with something more creative than that, and he only speaks french.

tell caine to come haver a go...you should be ashamed of yourself!
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Random Avenger · Ancilla Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Posts: 201

How about stealing a firetruck, running it through town shooting anyone in sight, and then parking it on the lawn of the local Tremere Chantry to "get the Warlocks in trouble". Had a group of PC's that did this in a Vampire game once.

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Adziel · Ancilla Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 129

Publish a webpage devoted to Michael/Lucifer slash.

Decide the Black Spiral would make a cool laser tag arena.

Barge in on the Prince while he's in a private meeting with a primogen member and proceed to browbeat him for information. (This one happened)

HERALD OF ASCENSION · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:19 am Post subject:

Coconut Monkey the Third · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:37 pm Post subject:

Hit on a Black Fury, in a bar, despite the huge glowering guy next to her with the same tribal symbol carved into his arm.
After being punched by said Black Fury Metis, shift to Crinos. Again, in a crowded bar.
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