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Topic: 1000 Things your Characters do if they have Deathwishes
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The Final Dream
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posted June 04, 2003 04:58 PM
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48. Insult the DMs girlfriend.
48b. Hit on the DM's girlfriend.
48c. Do something untoward to the DM's girlfriend.
48d. Simply stare at the DM's girlfriend.
48d-a (ok, this is getting ridiculous) Stare at the DM's girlfriend with such intensity that you don't notice anything else, including what the DM is saying.
48e. Tell your DM you can't make the meet because you have a date with his girlfriend.
48f) Tell the DM his girlfriend smells bad
48g) Tell the DM's girlsfriend she smells bad
48h) Smell the DM's girlfriend
48i) Trip the DM's girlfriend
48j) Grapple the DM's girlfriend (be carefull against DM's AoO)
48k) BullRush the DM's girlfriend
48l) make a voodoo doll of the DM's girlfriend
838) Use so many chain quotes that your post looks like an hourglass.
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Games shift their focus.
The player's choices matter.
Stories, not railroads.
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kilo666
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posted June 04, 2003 06:26 PM
839) try to use skills for purposes that they cannot be used for. examples:
use magic item on a caster, claiming that "everything is some type of device"
ride on anyting and everything
escape artist to avaiod all attack, claiming that "if i can wriggle out of rope, wwhy can't i do the same with a sword coming at my head?"
840) make up skills.... " i wanna make a explode check."
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Little_Green_Fighter
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posted June 05, 2003 04:35 AM
841) Let me be your DM and do what this guy did!
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A better place to mail me: [email protected]
Trust me, I am your DM!
So hear it not player for it is a knell,
that summons thee to heaven or to hell!
So says the green knight and so it is written!
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Aeril of Greenville
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posted June 09, 2003 01:57 PM
842. Keep giving all your characters Star Wars names..
843. Try to ambush a terrasque.
844. Fall in love with a medusa.
645. Using the word " b i t c h " to much in a drow-town.
846. Go between Heronious and Hextor when they are figthing.
847. Try to turn your bag of holding upside-down and walk into it.
[ June 09, 2003, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: Aeril of Greenville ]
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-Qouth the Raven, "Nevermore"
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ShadesOfGrey
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posted June 10, 2003 07:59 PM
848: be an elf in menzorbean(sp?)
849: suggest the group play 'strip d&d
849a:while the dm's girlfriend is visiting
850:cast electricity spells while on the elemental plane of water
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This is an adventure,%#@%!!,I demand financial rewards for acts of homicide.
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Krishlik
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posted June 10, 2003 08:12 PM
851: when the juvenile blue dragon chases after you, leap off you horse and sacrifice its life so you can run away, then, once the dragon is eating his delicious meal, you (dwarven rog/sorcerer) start running towards your half ogre cleric ally.
insist to the half orc that running into the dragon's lair to hide is a good idea. then you and your ally run into the lair. soon, you'll hear that damn dragon slowly lumber back from his meal. then you gotta try to find a back door, which you can't. then suddenly ![[Eek!]](http://archivedboards.wizards.com/rpg/eek.gif) - you realize its time to go back home and you don't figure out whether you survive the encounter.
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Shemeska the Marauder
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posted June 12, 2003 06:12 PM
852. When asked in Sigil by Shemeska the Marauder if she looks better in the green gown or the black gown, you reply that indeed, both look equally hideous!
853. Throw a rave in the Palace of Thingol the Mocking in the Gatetown of Hopeless.
854. While talking to Vecna, use the phrase, '..well, on the other hand...'
(apologies for the Planescape humor for the first two)
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"But of course, there's no deal that Shemeska, the King of the Crosstrade, can't make. All that matters is the price..."
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ShadesOfGrey
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posted June 12, 2003 09:34 PM
855: wear a read cloak in a gorgon corral
856: ask a drow what his favorite hobby is(it aint gonna be macrame...)
857: open a kissing booth at a succubus festival
858: try to kill elminster
859: worship the lady of pain in Sigil
860: mock a god in his main temple
861: cut down a tree in a druids grove
862: turn your back on a starving kobold
863: take a disenchanter to an enchanters convention
864: slight a dwarf clan, eventually one of them will get you
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This is an adventure,%#@%!!,I demand financial rewards for acts of homicide.
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dark_kiri
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posted June 14, 2003 03:36 AM
865. Ignoring the plight of a decimated village, with two Barbarians and a Sorceror in the party that had survived a similar circumstance.
866. Trying to double-cross a Death Knight.
867. Putting the rod of wonder in the hands of anyone named Schmoo.
868. Saying "hello" as a form of address for a military superior. (This happened with a cleric of Torm.)
869. Making controlled Sea Zombies do the hokey-pokey. (Same cleric of Torm, who in 2e was allowed turn AND control of the undeads.)
870. Pronouncing a certain half-elf's name "kyo-shi-ro." It is indeed spelled Kyoshiro, but pronounced "kai-o-shi-ro." Dirk would most certainly kill you for that.
871. Trying to form anti-dungeon organisations called the Association for the Annihilation of Secret Subterranean Structures (AA-SSS for short.)
872. Naming your character after a card in M:tG. Particularly if there's an epithet like "Omnipotent" in the name.
873. Assuming that Red Dragons always and exclusively breathe fire.
874. Wishing in character, that you could do something found in BoVD without encountering it first. Hell, for the most part, wishing in character that you could do something found in BoVD.
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The journey never ends.
*find yer own truth*
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Oberon_of_Avalon
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posted June 14, 2003 05:15 AM
875. After an encounter with a group of gray dwarves that renders a valuable informant unconcious (in this case, the informant is an Illithid), attempt to give mouth-to-mouth to revive her.
876. Look at the archwizard overlord of the castle you're currently in and tell him he looks like he's wearing a dress.
877. Look at the Overdeity of your cosmos and tell it that it looks like a large loogie.
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"Mirror mirror, in my hall, do you think you could survive this fall?" Archmage attempting to coax a magic mirror into telling him something...from the 54th floor of his keep.
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EvilAardvark
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posted June 14, 2003 08:53 AM
878. Mistake a temple of St. Cuthbert (God of Retribution) for an outhouse
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Rogue- (rolls) A 23, Any traps?
DM (me)- You spot 8 arrows sticking out of a wall along the right side of the stairs heading down...
Paladin- I'll head down and disarm them.
DM- ...But you didn't see the trap that turns the staircase into a slide.
Paladin- ...
DM- 7 Arrows hit. You take 34 damage.
Paladin- Hah! I have 3 hit points left!
DM- Make a tumble check to prevent falling damage from the slide.
Paladin- ... a 1.
DM-You take 6 falling damage.
I love traps.
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Janos Greycloak
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posted June 15, 2003 02:30 PM
879) [Hopefully no one has used this one] Say to a mind flayer, when at third level, "Why do you hunt us? After all, a mind is a terrible thing to taste..."
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"He's a man of few words. and he doen't know what either of them mean" Terry Pratchett.
"Life? What do you mean, life? I ain't got a life" Megadeth - Captive Honor
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