| Hey everyone this is my Jokes Page I need alot of jokes to fill it in so send them and I will put them on Email- [email protected] |
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| *Why Harmonicas are better then women. *Harmonicas don't get pregnant. *You can play your harmonica anytime of the month. *Harmonicas don't have parents. *Harmonicas don't whine....Unless you want them to. *Harmonicas don't care how many other harmonicas you have. *Harmonicas don't care if you have been looking at other Harmonicas. *You'll never hear, "Surprise you are going to be the proud new father of a Harmonica!" Unless you go out and buy one yourself. *If your Harmonica is flat you can fix it. *Your Harmonica doesn't care if you never listen to it. *Your Harmonica doesn't care if you leave the toilet seat up. *You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Harmonica. *If you say bad things to your Harmonica you dont have to apologize before you play it again. *You can play your Harmonica and it won't get sore. *You can stop playing your Harmonica as soon as you start getting frustrated with it. *Your parents won't stay in touch with your old Harmonicas After you dump it. *Harmonicas dont insult you if you are a bad player. *Your Harmonica never wants a night with outher Harmonicas. *Harmonicas don't care if your late. *You dont have to take a shower before you play your Harmonica. *If your Harmonica doesn't look good you can get new parts. *You can play your harmonica the first time you meet it without taking it to a movie, or dinner, or meeting its parents. *When in mixed company you can talk about what a great time you had with your. Harmonica last time you played it. *And last but not least: *If you decide to part with old Harmonicas you dont have to give up everything you own. Credit to: Tony |
| 2 Harmonica players walk by a bar.........Hey It Could Happen |
| Patrick: "I know a story that will cheer you up." "It's called the ugly barnacle. Once There Was A Barnacle That Was So Ugly Everyone Died. The End" Spongebob: (Sniffling): "That Didn't Help At All" |
| Bobby: I can make you speak indian Johnny: How? |
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| El Nino: It's really hot outside El Nina: Cool |
| Tim: Whats worse then Nicole trying to build a house under water? Dave: I dont know what Tim: Ronnie trying to burn it down |
| If you think the Sox stink then why are you a yankee "Fish" fan Stupid Yankee Fish Markets |