| Welcome Noble Traveller. We art ye humble servants whilst ye are with us..... Make ye self at home. Have a mug of ale and take a seat near yon fire. Then when ye have rested ye weary bones, feel free to wander our humble abode and learn of our ways. Mayhaps ye wilt find what ye seek and wish to join our ranks. Which would bring a smile to our Lord's face, not to mention brighten our day! Oh!.... and one more thing before we leave ye to ye rest. Prithee take no notice of the guard at rest on the floor here..*Motions with eyes to the floor near the stone hearth*, He shall be rewarded handsomely for his detailed insepction of our floor..*Smiles Knowingly* |